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This thread needs more posts. Y’all need to get on it.

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On 12/9/2022 at 3:25 PM, LTtxfan said:

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On 12/10/2022 at 11:35 PM, Sawbonz said:

Way up firm & high…

She should have gotten them both done from the same doctor.

They likely would have been close to the same size & level.

On 12/9/2022 at 3:25 PM, LTtxfan said:

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Wtf does figuring out your sexuality mean? Bro, just go the way your boner points. Fucking dumbasses these days.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Wtf does figuring out your sexuality mean? Bro, just go the way your boner points. Fucking dumbasses these days.

See, the problem is that his boner points to his own asshole. 

Gotta get rid of more than one rib for that.

Clicked on here hoping for more of what makes this thread awesome. Immediately realized that, of course not, this is Surly, so a bunch of dickheads are going to eventually ruin the thread, and all of its glory. 

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Not to be confused with the bag of dicks motto at wherever the fuck the meth mouthed sister fuckers post

9 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Wtf does figuring out your sexuality mean? Bro, just go the way your boner points. Fucking dumbasses these days.

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Lots of posts, no jugs.

Looks methy but at least it’s a step to back on track.

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Looks methy but at least it’s a step to back on track.

Youuuuuu BETCHA

Talk about a come hither look

Come hither and thither and yonder and over, under, sideways down. Take it away. Mr. Clatner:

 

7 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Looks methy but at least it’s a step to back on track.

Any other critiques about the photos posted on this thread, Elton?

8 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Looks methy but at least it’s a step to back on track.

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Any other critiques about the photos posted on this thread, Elton?

Yea probably. I’ll let you know.
15 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Looks methy but at least it’s a step to back on track.

NYG

On 2/9/2023 at 8:31 PM, 4th and 5 said:

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How did they miss her philtrum with the tanning spray

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

How did they miss her philtrum with the tanning spray

It was covered with jizz.  The reverse Hitler look is in vogue though.

On 2/10/2023 at 12:43 PM, redswingline said:

one for each hand and one for your face

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On 1/21/2020 at 4:42 AM, Rockwell Torrey said:

I enjoy watching this.

🤤 

He is risen, indeed.  Happy Easter!

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On 3/15/2023 at 12:30 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Wasn't the type of miracle I was hoping for.

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10 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

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Weird alien arms.

Probably would not bang.

Maybe.

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Might be worth giving up half my shit

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