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This Year's NFL Draft Will Take Place On the Water in Vegas

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Hope they all can swim!  Imagine being drafted and drowning on your way to the podium.

2 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Hope they all can swim! 

Very racist !

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Very racist !

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17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Well - thats just about the dumbest fucking thing I've seen.

I've seen dumber, but this idea definitely wants to fight about it. 

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were in Vegas, I’d be pissed about the fountains being shut down that weekend.

And the half the strip for 2 days

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were in Vegas, I’d be pissed about the fountains being shut down that weekend.

I read that NFL will require about 23 days to construct the stage and whatnot.  And man, April is a great time to go to Vegas because of the weather.  

9 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I read that NFL will require about 23 days to construct the stage and whatnot. 

Yep, going to to divert strip traffic to a 2 lane street and shut down construction on the North end. It's gonna be a cluster.

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"Coming to us live from the Circus Circus kiddie pool is NFL Network correspondent Rafael Septian!"

I miss the old days when it was in a ballroom at a hotel and they had spin dial phones at every table calling the guys they drafted. Draft was way more exciting than this shit.

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Drowning goodell would be a great start. Then kiper, then berman. 

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Well - thats just about the dumbest fucking thing I've seen.

2 hours ago, Zavala said:

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You stand corrected.

Just for this I am hoping for an unsuspected torrential rainstorm, dust storm, or a plague of locusts to descend upon the festivities.  The NFL is getting too cute.  I can just hear the marketing folks playing this up and using the latest buzzwords to get this across the line.

I see the point in having it in Vegas to get the excitement coming for the upcoming season in Vegas.  Makes you worry on what they will do once the season gets here.  Will the latest house magician make the team suddenly appear out of thin air?  Tumble in like Cirque Soliel acrobats? Maybe heralded in with topless showgirls?

Will the boat start taking on water and slowly sink when the browns draft pick is being transported to the stage? 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

JERRY FUCKING JONES PLEASE 

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were in Vegas, I’d be pissed about the fountains being shut down that weekend.

Bring back the pirate ship and blast Goodell.

 

Make Jerrah walk the plank...

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

This works too. Heck, we get enough bodies in there, they won't need boats. 

2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

I'd bet the Bellagio fountain pool is less than 42" deep and pontoon boats are needed to not mess up the fountain show equipment.

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10 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I'd bet the Bellagio fountain pool is less than 42" deep and pontoon boats are needed to not mess up the fountain show equipment.

4 foot at the edge, 13 foot in middle.

Yeah...because they needed to make it longer between picks 

They will be missing an opportunity if they don't have Johnny Football floating around out there in an inflatable swan.

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3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

Pontoon Boat?

What are they going to do with a Pontoon Boat?

Retake Omaha Beach?

 

 

I look forward to the first round wrapping up around 3am. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

4 foot at the edge, 13 foot in middle.

Like South Austin's mom...

Why not just put the players on a giant roulette wheel and each team receives the player where their spin stops? 

Random chance might actually be an improvement for the Browns.

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41 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Guess they think they're too good for O'Sheas.

 

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I'm not. I'll check it out

Cajun Navy will try to escort Joe Burrow, yadda yadda yadda, 11 toothless coonasses drown.

Jerruh is going to use his own boat to bring the Cowboys picks to the stage 

 

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19 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Jerruh is going to use his own boat to bring the Cowboys picks to the stage 

 

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Don't be giving him any ideas. 

7 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Jerruh is going to use his own boat to bring the Cowboys picks to the stage 

 

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Mike McCarthy looks good as a Skipper. Not so sure about his OC.

Edited by RPM

Spaulding as Gilligan?

I hope a pontoon propeller takes out one of the Bellagio sprinkler heads shutting it down for 2 weeks

I think the only question left to answer is who is gonne be the sticker bitch for this shitshow?

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