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You may remember him as the kid who used Steph Curry's own move against him at a basketball camp. He's listed at 7'0", 175 lbs, and he's ESPN's no.2 overall rated prospect for the class of 2021.

 

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seems like a good kid with a great head on his shoulders. I'm guessing he ends up at Duke or Gonzaga. be a lot cooler if he came to Texas though. 

 

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Outside of some black-and-white WWII photos (you know the ones I'm talking about), that might be the skinniest person I've ever seen.

Committed to the Gophers!  Ski u mah, bishes!

45 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Outside of some black-and-white WWII photos (you know the ones I'm talking about), that might be the skinniest person I've ever seen.

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58 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

 

You may remember him as the kid who used Steph Curry's own move against him at a basketball camp. He's listed at 7'0", 175 lbs, and he's ESPN's no.2 overall rated prospect for the class of 2021.

 

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seems like a good kid with a great head on his shoulders. I'm guessing he ends up at Duke or Gonzaga. be a lot cooler if he came to Texas though. 

 

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That's the frailest, most shatter-prone unicorn I've ever seen.

7 ft tall and 175 pounds. Wow.

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18 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

7 ft tall and 175 pounds. Wow.

Vic's worst nightmare. 

20 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Outside of some black-and-white WWII photos (you know the ones I'm talking about), that might be the skinniest person I've ever seen.

To put it in perspective, Kevin Durant and Brandon Ingram were rail thin when they were drafted and they outweighed this dude by over 20 pounds.

looks like he skipped arm AND leg day

 

reminds me of a short Sean Bradley

 

 

Kid moves really well for being 7'. Nice stroke, too. Will be interesting to see how he develops. 

Glad to see McLovin's younger brother from Hawaii is much taller and doesn't need glasses.  I wonder if he's also an organ donor?  

5 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Looks like DJ Qualls has moved on from acting. 

I don't think DJ Qualls ever moved TO acting.

His BMI is 17.5 which is underweight. Any NBA bound 4 to 5 would break this guy in half in college if he doesn't add at least 30 by 2021 graduation.

Sharp elbows and explosive bacne. Tough matchup

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21 hours ago, Lobo said:

Glad to see McLovin's younger brother from Hawaii is much taller and doesn't need glasses.  I wonder if he's also an organ donor?  

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  • 4 months later...

Top 36?

jesus Christ 

Whenever I return to the local watering hole, I’m gonna walk in and immediately announce that half of the women there are still under consideration.

Fuck this guy 

He wouldn’t re-sign with my Hornets rebuild in NBA2k20. I drafted and put 5 years into developing him. 
 

He ended up in HOF. 53rd in points, 26th in rebounds. 
 

I’m in the 2045 season. Total points leaders are interesting. 
1. Emoni Bates 47,505

2. Lebron

3. Lebron Jr -599 from dad 

4. Jalen Green
 

My man LeMelo is #1 all-time in assists. 17,688

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Fuck this guy 

He wouldn’t re-sign with my Hornets rebuild in NBA2k20. I drafted and put 5 years into developing him. 
 

He ended up in HOF. 53rd in points, 26th in rebounds. 
 

I’m in the 2045 season. Total points leaders are interesting. 
1. Emoni Bates 47,505

2. Lebron

3. Lebron Jr -599 from dad 

4. Jalen Green
 

My man LeMelo is #1 all-time in assists. 17,688

Stop It Michael Jordan GIF

Dude looks like an incredible baller, especially at his height and length.

But yeah, he needs about 8,000 calories a day, and a some major strength training.

  • 5 months later...

i got to see a bunch of highlights from last weekend's Pangos Invitational and damn- this Holmgren kid is the real deal. he looks like white KD. he and that Paolo kid who's headed to Duke were the real standouts from a weekend that was loaded with talent. Daimion Collins and KJ Adams' South squad won the title, but Holmgren was the standout at the event. dude is crazy good despite looking like a human walking stick. 

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Kid is really nice.  The sky is the limit for him

 

This the type of competitive shit I love to see. Fearlessness and ferocity!! Talk yo shit my man, talk yo shit!!!

 

 

 

Mind you he's going against the player considered to be the #1 prospect in all of basketball regardless of class/age.

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No idea where this kid ends up, but I see Gonzaga mentioned as one of the contenders. Wouldn't hate seeing this guy in Few's system and see Few get over the hump and win it all with him. 

39 minutes ago, Blotto said:

No idea where this kid ends up, but I see Gonzaga mentioned as one of the contenders. Wouldn't hate seeing this guy in Few's system and see Few get over the hump and win it all with him. 

At this point, he may skip and go the G league route.  

1 hour ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

This the type of competitive shit I love to see. Fearlessness and ferocity!! Talk yo shit my man, talk yo shit!!!

 

 

 

Oh yeah he went at Emoni a few times and Emoni seemed a little tentative to go at him at the basket.

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

No idea where this kid ends up, but I see Gonzaga mentioned as one of the contenders. Wouldn't hate seeing this guy in Few's system and see Few get over the hump and win it all with him. 

Agreed. 

Watched about 5 min of that "basketball" game between Bates and Holmgren.

AAU games are unwatchable.

  • 4 months later...

Correct. Expect an announcement soon.  He didn't want to steal any of the spotlight from the team while in the tournament but that's over now so the expectation is that he's going to declare soon and Gonzaga is the favorite by a mile.  

 

 

 

On 11/13/2020 at 11:42 AM, Catdaddyhorn said:

This the type of competitive shit I love to see. Fearlessness and ferocity!! Talk yo shit my man, talk yo shit!!!

 

 

 


 

When his toothpick arms held on the rim I thought there was a 25% chance this would happen to him

 

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On 11/13/2020 at 11:44 AM, Catdaddyhorn said:

Mind you he's going against the player considered to be the #1 prospect in all of basketball regardless of class/age.

He's no Teen Wolf

He looks like an excellent player. Fun to watch, great ball skills... period. And when you add them to a guy who is 8'7", then that's big.

But his faux toughness street attitude/and diction is a little off-putting. I won't mind if he smacked up a bit by a few big guys who aren't impressed with his height, or that 163 lbs frame.

But those 13"... from shoulder-to-shoulder... kind of narrow build.

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

He's no Teen Wolf

Hold on now. When he gets angry, magically bulks up to 185.

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hold on now. When he gets angry, magically bulks up to 185.

But can he put the ball behind his back?

 

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Has he put on some weight or does he still look like an extra from Schindler’s List?

1 hour ago, HeHateMe said:

Has he put on some weight or does he still look like an extra from Schindler’s List?

He’s skinny and according to some on here won’t be ready for real d-1 and will need to redshirt a few years

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

He’s skinny and according to some on here won’t be ready for real d-1 and will need to redshirt a few years


I’m drafting Greg Oden because he can’t bench press 225. 

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