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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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#2351

Maybe their planking?  

Seriously, this looks like a regular block.  One block and maybe 20+ bodies.  I don't know what proof needs to be out there that the numbers are much, much higher.  But tomorrow,  the Chinese government will post their official results,  and media outlets will claim we're winning.

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#2353
12 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Maybe their planking?  

Seriously, this looks like a regular block.  One block and maybe 20+ bodies.  I don't know what proof needs to be out there that the numbers are much, much higher.  But tomorrow,  the Chinese government will post their official results,  and media outlets will claim we're winning.

Holy shit.

#2354
Holy shit.

Holy shit someone fell for it? Or holy shit their homeless problem is not as bad as Austin even though they have a billion people?
#2356
This seems promising. Traditional Chinese Medicine can cure the infection. 
 
 
 
Eating tiger dicks instead of bat dicks?
#2357
29 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Maybe their planking?  

Seriously, this looks like a regular block.  One block and maybe 20+ bodies.  I don't know what proof needs to be out there that the numbers are much, much higher.  But tomorrow,  the Chinese government will post their official results,  and media outlets will claim we're winning.

Looked like one of the bodies moving at 00:28 mark.

#2358
5 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Eating tiger dicks instead of bat dicks?

It's piss.

Edited by Schulz2.0

#2361
9 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Did all those bodies fall out of the trees?

No

#2363
1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:
Maybe their planking?  

Seriously, this looks like a regular block.  One block and maybe 20+ bodies.  I don't know what proof needs to be out there that the numbers are much, much higher.  But tomorrow,  the Chinese government will post their official results,  and media outlets will claim we're winning.

*they’re

#2366
23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The reason for the bodies moving, and the bicycles..

 

Reminds me of the time in high school I went to a Chinese restaurant with some friends after football. It was around 4 PM and back then a lot of Chinese restaurants used to close in the afternoon. When I pulled on the door and noticed it was locked I peaked inside and saw about a dozen Chinese dudes laying in the middle of the floor like a pack of sardines. Freaked me out, looked like some Heavens Gate shit just took place.

 

#2367

Heard from my old colleague in Hangzhou today that everything is fine in that city. Not very far from Shanghai or Wuhan. Like the Tweet above, starting to think some of this “it’s more than we think” can be a bit overblown.

#2370
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

so a perfect super flu is something that will slow down / stop an advancing force, tie up resources to treat the infected but has a low kill rate ?

Wounded soldiers take a shit ton more of the resources than the dead.

#2373
9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The reason for the bodies moving, and the bicycles..

 

So Mayor Adler-san of Wenzhou is doing just the opposite of the turd in Austin?

#2374
9 hours ago, F250 said:

Reminds me of the time in high school I went to a Chinese restaurant with some friends after football. It was around 4 PM and back then a lot of Chinese restaurants used to close in the afternoon. When I pulled on the door and noticed it was locked I peaked inside and saw about a dozen Chinese dudes laying in the middle of the floor like a pack of sardines. Freaked me out, looked like some Heavens Gate shit just took place.

 

Dude, phrasing.

#2376
45 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Did anyone else see a barrage of cruise commercials during sports this weekend?  They might want to rethink that. 

High potential for a ‘Wives and the stupid shit they say/do” thread crossover 

Edited by Trey3216

#2377
35 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

High potential for a ‘Wives and the stupid shit they say/do” thread crossover 

Surly Wives Spring Cruise 2020, sounds like something we should organize quickly.

#2380
5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Maybe it's been answered already but what's going to happen to the actual cruise ship?  

It will get disinfected and then sold and resold a couple of times and the name changed and put back in service eventually on another line and most people will never bother to look up the history. 

#2381
14 hours ago, Helobious said:

It’s why Ebola will never end the world, yes it’s a death sentence

don’t have the stat in front of me but I thought more than half of the infected recovered from ebola.  even in africa. 

#2382
1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

It will get disinfected and then sold and resold a couple of times and the name changed and put back in service eventually on another line and most people will never bother to look up the history. 

Yeah, it cost $500 million to build so I don't think Carnival will scuttle it or whatever they do with cursed cruise liners. 

#2383
24 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Maybe it's been answered already but what's going to happen to the actual cruise ship?  

they said on the ticket this morning that so far they’ve only cancelled cruises up to april 20th I think.  so if you’re booked to set sail on april 21st you don’t have to change your plans. 

Edited by futureman

#2384
13 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

This seems promising. Traditional Chinese Medicine can cure the infection. 
 

 

 

My understanding is that traditional Chinese medicine has always been used hand-in-hand with western medicine.  not to mention that China isn't far removed from having relatively very few Western medical doctors.

Americans still hold onto many unproven is not disproven medical treatments as well.

#2386
29 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My understanding is that traditional Chinese medicine has always been used hand-in-hand with western medicine.  not to mention that China isn't far removed from having relatively very few Western medical doctors.

Americans still hold onto many unproven is not disproven medical treatments as well.

Say the Chinese use an herb to treat a disease. The US has assays for most diseases. So, we would isolate the active ingredient in the herb if there is one. Then we would try to improve on that molecule to improve the safety and efficacy profile. Then the molecule would enter clinical trials and become a patented drug.

#2387

What are the odds Covid19 kills one of the major olds running for president? Trump, Biden, Warren, and Sanders are old. Bloomberg is crazy old, too. 

#2388
45 minutes ago, Skipper said:

So 14 Americans tested positive 2-3 days ago but aren't symptomatic?   That's pretty interesting

Be curious how transmissible it might be in an asymptomatic case.  It would be less so, but how much more so without the coughing, sneezing, snot boogers being projected into the world?

#2389
22 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

What are the odds Covid19 kills one of the major olds running for president? Trump, Biden, Warren, and Sanders are old. Bloomberg is crazy old, too. 

Drain the swamp?

#2390
23 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

What are the odds Covid19 kills one of the major olds running for president? Trump, Biden, Warren, and Sanders are old. Bloomberg is crazy old, too. 

If it killed most of the olds in the country writ large, we’d arguably be better off. 

#2391

Broad on Fox News just said that people have to worry about Chinese bubble wrap because the air inside could harbor the virus. OMG!!!

#2392
20 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Be curious how transmissible it might be in an asymptomatic case.  It would be less so, but how much more so without the coughing, sneezing, snot boogers being projected into the world?

This whole cruise ship nightmare started because a guy that was asymptomatic was on the ship on the PRIOR cruise.  Seems to me like it is very contagious either way.

#2393
13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This whole cruise ship nightmare started because a guy that was asymptomatic was on the ship on the PRIOR cruise.  Seems to me like it is very contagious either way.

Woah. From a prior cruise?  I hadn’t heard that 

#2394
25 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Broad on Fox News just said that people have to worry about Chinese bubble wrap because the air inside could harbor the virus. OMG!!!

There’s a reason why Qanon is popular among their viewership.  I’ve actually avoided looking at what those idiots are saying, although a few times I’ve looked up Alex Jones.   His ex-wife is probably getting a little extra money from his prepper sales.  

#2397

About Thailand....

https://www.thephuketnews.com/phuket-health-chief-explains-vague-virus-updates-74878.php

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The Phuket Provincial Health Office (PPHO) Chief has defended the lack of information made available at the mandatory daily coronavirus situation updates, saying Phuket officials are under orders from Bangkok to restrict the information being made available to the public.

 

#2399

Why are they separating the 2 planes of cruise ship evacuees? Seems like it would make more sense to take them all to CA or all to TX, not split them up.

#2400
19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We could be getting 14 cases in Texas

 

Stop sending these sick assholes to San Antonio

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