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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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#14851
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That’s around 20% of Italy’s deaths in the past 24 hours.   

And realize that these early cases are getting maximum medical care available from doctors to medical equipment.  Their system is being stressed and a lot of people are dying but their system hasn’t been completely overwhelmed yet the way it happened in China before they went full Totalitarian.

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#14852
13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Wow.  All bars and restaurants closed in Chicago.  

The whole state 

#14856
Yeesh, and we are already pushing 3,500 total cases as of this afternoon.   
Tomorrow or Tuesday looks to be our first 1,000 new cases in a single day.  

I’m thinking our numbers will explode more than just ‘growing to 1k/day’ if the testing is actually widespread
#14857
6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Make it virtual, invite Surly.  It’ll be on pornhub before the day is done.  

Pornhub wants my email to get premium access. I didn't do it. What exactly do I get with Premium that is so awesome?

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#14858

It's interesting to read the differences in this board (overall) and TigerDroppings.  Over there a large number are taking a completely different view of the situation than this board.  I probably need to take a hiatus from posting over there because I feel like I'm banging my head against the wall.

#14859
1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

Pornhub wants my email to get premium access. I didn't do it. What exactly do I get with Premium that is so awesome?

PM NowThis

#14860
Hopefully the bar/restaurant closures are the national norm by the end of today. 
Can't have air travel if the crews can't eat at the layover. I'm not dragging four extra bags like some 80 year old cat herder flight attendant. Shut. It. Down.
#14862
Pornhub wants my email to get premium access. I didn't do it. What exactly do I get with Premium that is so awesome?
Your mom's vids are in 8k.
#14863
1 minute ago, VABuckeye said:

It's interesting to read the differences in this board (overall) and TigerDroppings.  Over there a large number are taking a completely different view of the situation than this board.  I probably need to take a hiatus from posting over there because I feel like I'm banging my head against the wall.

Doesn’t matter.  The government will protect these morons from themselves.  Sadly that’s necessary.  Fucking morons. 

#14864
6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

And realize that these early cases are getting maximum medical care available from doctors to medical equipment.  Their system is being stressed and a lot of people are dying but their system hasn’t been completely overwhelmed yet the way it happened in China before they went full Totalitarian.

2 minutes ago, bluto said:

I’m thinking our numbers will explode more than just ‘growing to 1k/day’ if the testing is actually widespread

Yeah, when grannies start getting turned away at the hospitals, you’ll see some serious shit.  

And we will be hitting 2,000 new cases and more a day by the end of this week.   

#14865
Just now, Parliament said:

Well Louisiana has CV all locked down so well. Maybe your wrong and they're right.

(That's a joke.)

They have Ed Orgeron doing Covonavirus commercials.  lol

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#14866
1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How urgent is his surgery?  If it's stable CAD they may wanna wait.  If he ends up needing a respirator or and ICU bed for any extended period of time, shit could get hairy.  Several local hospitals have cancelled all elective procedures early this week already. 

I'm supposed to get my nuts cut at NorthShore Glenview this Friday (and then sit on the couch with frozen peas on my smoking testicles while I watch March Madness, but alas...), but I don't know whether that makes any sense at this point. Messaged my urologist on Friday and haven't heard back. Still off my baby aspirin regimen until I hear that it's canceled. 

#14867
5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Hopefully the bar/restaurant closures are the national norm by the end of today. 

should be, won't be

 

 

#14869
7 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Pornhub wants my email to get premium access. I didn't do it. What exactly do I get with Premium that is so awesome?

well, i don't know because i refuse to pay for porn that's ubiquitous on the internet, but i would imagine it's something like the difference between an amateur and a pro drinker. sure, the cheap beer will get you drunk, but once you graduate to the liquor, it's all over. 

#14870

NY Gov told NYC Mayor to suck a fat dick. Nyc Schools closed 

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#14871
5 minutes ago, Parliament said:
8 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:
Pornhub wants my email to get premium access. I didn't do it. What exactly do I get with Premium that is so awesome?

Your mom's vids are in 8k.

Yeah, you can actually smell her through the screen.

#14874
1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Rumor going around that Colorado is going to shut down all non-essential businesses including all restaurants and bars.

So Cannabis dispensaries will stay open.

#14875
1 minute ago, Loco said:

Another one?   I know the futures market opens at 6 eastern.  That's gonna be interesting

yes.  was supposed to start 5 mins ago but hasn't yet.  on friday he was almost 30 mins late.

#14877

It's all overblown.  Only old people are dying.  We're really doing all this for only 60 dead?  It's a democratic conspiracy to get Trump out!  etc, etc, etc.

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#14879
2 hours ago, stone oak said:

Can anyone confirm if fortnite is appropriate for pre-teens?

It is, but only if they play it at the Houston Rodeo. 

 

#14880
3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

It's interesting to read the differences in this board (overall) and TigerDroppings.  Over there a large number are taking a completely different view of the situation than this board.  I probably need to take a hiatus from posting over there because I feel like I'm banging my head against the wall.

TexAgs was the same way for a while, but either the Houston Rodeo and Montgomery cases spooked them, or some aggy doctors that hopped into the fray have got them on the “this is really bad” bandwagon, such that they have an entire sub forum now

https://texags.com/forums/84

#14881
3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

How so?  What is their attitude?

That board equates Mitch Landrieu with Hitler because he took down the Confederate monuments. Can you imagine how they would take a Democratic governor and black mayor telling them what to do?

#14885
13 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm supposed to get my nuts cut at NorthShore Glenview this Friday (and then sit on the couch with frozen peas on my smoking testicles while I watch March Madness, but alas...), but I don't know whether that makes any sense at this point. Messaged my urologist on Friday and haven't heard back. Still off my baby aspirin regimen until I hear that it's canceled. 

I'm surprised that you didn't just plan on watching Texas play. No sense in feeling like your nuts were cut off twice.

#14888
TexAgs was the same way for a while, but either the Houston Rodeo and Montgomery cases spooked them, or some aggy doctors that hopped into the fray have got them on the “this is really bad” bandwagon, such that they have an entire sub forum now
https://texags.com/forums/84

I'm willing to bet that TexAgs has a pretty high per capita population of preppers too. You know they've got raging erections.
#14891
2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The reporters are sitting a little close together...

I’m triggered by all the grey hairs clustered behind Trump.   I’m discouraging our parents from getting out to the stores.  

#14892
Just now, HRSchenker said:

Fauci is talking about a 14 day national shutdown. Wow.

He has no influence in the administration whatsoever. Never gonna happen.

#14893
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's such a fucking moron.

Fuck man it’s not that difficult.

#14894
1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


I'm willing to bet that TexAgs has a pretty high per capita population of preppers too. You know they've got raging erections.

That and a shitload or olds.  But yeah, bet they’ve got a lot of preppers.   And they have plenty of vets who are familiar with viruses tearing through herds.  

#14895
2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Fauci is talking about a 14 day national shutdown. Wow.

 

Just now, Helobious said:

He has no influence in the administration whatsoever. Never gonna happen.

yeah, i think it's going to be up to states and cities. 

#14896
59 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

I'd be consulting with the Germans right about now.  They're doing something to minimize losses despite comparable total case numbers.

Well, at least they are already set up to dispose of the bodies.

#14897
8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He has no influence in the administration whatsoever. Never gonna happen.

Still think it’s the biggest surprise, that for all of the fears or the Alex Jones crowd, the feds have been deliberately staying back.  There has been a lack of guidelines on shutting things down.  

I’m guessing Texas will shut down all schools this week.  

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#14898
2 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Well, at least they are already set up to dispose of the bodies.

Heyooo

#14899

We hoard so we won’t have to go to the stores for the next 2-3 weeks.   We wrapped our purchases up this weekend, along with shopping for some elderly in-laws so that we can stay in.  

#14900
8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Fuck man it’s not that difficult.

Well at least he apologized. 

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