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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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#57001
39 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

My wife’s grandmother died about 2 weeks ago. They are doing funeral soon. Unfortunately, my FIL and Mil can’t make it. Even though they both have the vaccine, his immune system is compromised. However, my mid 30s very health bil who is vaccinated is going.  And they are freaking out because he might catch covid. I’m not sure it will ever be safe enough again for some people 

Just wait for SARS-Covid3 or MERS 2

 

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#57003
20 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Just wait for SARS-Covid3 or MERS 2

 

COVID 2: Wuhan Boogaloo

#57004
48 minutes ago, XYZ said:

So, wait, your young, healthy, vaccinated BIL is scared of catching covid?

The Big Lebowski What GIF by MOODMAN

Not my BiL, but his parents. And while my wife isn’t freaking out, she sees it as dangerous. 

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#57005
2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Herd...

We attended our geezer Happy Hour this afternoon for the first time in 14 months.

The masked one is a retired lawyer.

 

 

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#57007
24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

We attended our geezer Happy Hour this afternoon for the first time in 14 months.

The masked one is a retired lawyer.

 

 

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Too many soft drinks pictured.

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#57008
29 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

We attended our geezer Happy Hour this afternoon for the first time in 14 months.

The masked one is a retired lawyer.

 

 

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That poor waitperson and their $1.87 tip.

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#57009
We attended our geezer Happy Hour this afternoon for the first time in 14 months.
The masked one is a retired lawyer.
 
 
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Isn’t this the cast of Cocoon?
#57011
4 minutes ago, Deej said:

That poor waitperson and their $1.87 tip.

There’s at least one margarita there so I’m thinking more like $2.55.

#57012
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

“That’s too spicy” was uttered how many times?

Every time they took a bite of the creamed corn. 

#57014
We attended our geezer Happy Hour this afternoon for the first time in 14 months.
The masked one is a retired lawyer.
 
 
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Vaccinated,masked, outdoors AND her own personal soap dispenser?


Beta
#57021
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Vaccinated,masked, outdoors AND her own personal soap dispenser?


Beta

No, lawyer.

#57022
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Vaccinated,masked, outdoors AND her own personal soap dispenser?


Beta

that's not her personal soap dispenser.  That's lube for face fucking your beta excuse for a cranium. be glad she had the courtesy to use it.  

#57023
1 hour ago, Deej said:

That poor waitperson and their $1.87 tip.

I actually tipped $8.70 for our part ($29.30). 😝

#57024
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

that's not her personal soap dispenser.  That's lube for face fucking your beta excuse for a cranium. be glad she had the courtesy to use it.  

She was wearing it because she had just returned from the ladies’ room. We all had masks when we arrived & walked through the waiting room.... and when we departed.

#57026

i like my explanation better.  She seems nice.  Call me when the buddy of Rommel, Jr. shows up.  Drinks on me.  Glad you had a good time.  

One of Mike Pence's former Chiefs of Staff is coming to Austin next week for a cocktail reception.  I'm gonna invite Pilot's Error as my +1.  

#57027
10 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

She was wearing it because she had just returned from the ladies’ room. We all had masks when we arrived & walked through the waiting room.... and when we departed.

Well make sure to tell her that Surly thinks she sucks based on an ill-timed photo you took. 

#57029
that's not her personal soap dispenser.  That's lube for face fucking your beta excuse for a cranium. be glad she had the courtesy to use it.  

2/10. Great question earlier today lobo.
#57034

Whatever it takes to get idiots who don't want the shot to get the shot.

Fucking drive around and dart them with the J&J for all I care.

#57035

Curious that people that don't understand maths nor science, poll irregularly when it comes to fairly obvious opportunity costs.  

#57036

“No fucking way am I getting that poison. It can fuck up your brain, but a microchip that the government can track, makes you sterile, and can....”

 

”HERE IS YOUR $2!!!”

 

”Where do I sign up!!!????????”

#57037
2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Whatever it takes to get idiots who don't want the shot to get the shot.

Fucking drive around and dart them with the J&J for all I care.

Yup. If Biden was smart, he would have tied the last round of Stimmy Money to getting the Vax. Maybe he still can.

#57041

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Thursday will ease indoor mask-wearing guidance for fully vaccinated people, allowing them to safely stop wearing masks inside in most places, according to a person briefed on the announcement.

The new guidance will still call for wearing masks in crowded indoor settings like buses, planes, hospitals, prisons and homeless shelters, but could ease restrictions for reopening workplaces and schools.

It will also no longer recommend that fully vaccinated people wear masks outdoors in crowds.

#57043
18 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

From June 1 to July 31, 2020, 

 

Talk about cherry picking your stats for a headline. JFC...

#57045

 

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

From June 1 to July 31, 2020, 

 

Talk about cherry picking your stats for a headline. JFC...

Northeast Governors had already massacred their olds by June 1.

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#57046
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

 

Northeast Governors had already massacred their olds by June 1.

Yes, but from 4:36 PM to 7:37 PM on June 3rd, they won! Check mate!

#57048

CDC director just said it. Fully vaccinated people do not need to wear a mask indoors or outdoors, large or small gatherings. 

#57050
From June 1 to July 31, 2020, 
 
Talk about cherry picking your stats for a headline. JFC...

Yeah that’s pretty bad. There’s plenty of shitposting on here cherry picking data or using misinformation to make Republicans look good. This is the equal and opposite reaction.
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