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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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I’ve been fully vaxed now, so when it comes to masks I just read the room. I walk into a bar and there isn’t one to found? I’m not wearing one. I go to H‑E‑B and most are wearing one, I will too. This ain’t hard, y’all. 

This thread was actually better when fewer people died.  Aside from that, draw your own conclusions on who is a worthless fuckface.  

Speaking of worthless fuckfaces...welcome back!
47 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

What have you done with Brad?!?!

Bitches get put in boxes. 

11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Bitches get put in boxes. 

Damn. That’s pipe hitting. 

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Side note, went to a clients office this morning and it is I think probably the first place I’ve been inside that didn’t require masks. 

They had these dope UV light deals that a guy was dragging around that kills airborne viruses (COVID included). They just set it up in a room or area for like 5 minutes then move onto the next spot.  Then come back the next day. They also had portable ones.  I had heard about the ones on your air return that you could install on your home HVAC system, but this was the first portable one I have seen.

I love the contradiction of a frequently rotating UV contraption and no masks.

What if I wear the UV light on my face and shove the mask into my body?  Do I beat the hoax then?  

To be clear I’m not advocating for the UV lights or commenting on their effectiveness, I just thought they were cool. 

But I guess that means I or this client think it’s a hoax somehow, so that’s cool :/

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

To be clear I’m not advocating for the UV lights or commenting on their effectiveness, I just thought they were cool. 

But I guess that means I or this client think it’s a hoax somehow, so that’s cool :/

Fair enough, and  I know UV can be used to disinfect things, it just won’t disinfect air constantly coming out of peoples bodies.  I’ve just heard a lot of anecdotal stories schools spending a lot of money on stuff that sounds good but is a rip-off, like special air filters and the like.   No shortage of people eager to con dumb officials out of taxpayer money.

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To be clear I’m not advocating for the UV lights or commenting on their effectiveness, I just thought they were cool. 
But I guess that means I or this client think it’s a hoax somehow, so that’s cool [emoji32]

Relax snowflake. It’s just funny to think that in some management meeting, masks came up and the consensus was “Nah, don’t need’em.” Which is their prerogative, their office, their rules. But when the roving UV machine came up the answer was “Omg fuck yeah!” Lol wut.

We got this special UV light to disinfect South Austin's Mom's house.  Doesn't do shit for Covid-19 germs, but turns out the whole place is covered in semen.  

I think Sarah Cooper is literally the sole reason why you never heard about "special light" ever again w/r/t Covid-19.  

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5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Relax snowflake. It’s just funny to think that in some management meeting, masks came up and the consensus was “Nah, don’t need’em.” Which is their prerogative, their office, their rules. But when the roving UV machine came up the answer was “Omg fuck yeah!” Lol wut.

/thathappened

18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Fair enough, and  I know UV can be used to disinfect things, it just won’t disinfect air constantly coming out of peoples bodies.  I’ve just heard a lot of anecdotal stories schools spending a lot of money on stuff that sounds good but is a rip-off, like special air filters and the like.   No shortage of people eager to con dumb officials out of taxpayer money.

Good things they have these rocket scientists controlling the purse strings: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/psaki-pressed-covid-schools-funding

43 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Fair enough, and  I know UV can be used to disinfect things, it just won’t disinfect air constantly coming out of peoples bodies.

 

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5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

so THATS how you inject UV rays!

Were you doing it "In Some Other Way?"  

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

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Bet that won’t work with most of the assholes around here.

I don’t think you’re supposed to put that up your asshole, but I’m not a doctor.

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

I don’t think you’re supposed to put that up your asshole, but I’m not a doctor.

anything-is-a-butt-plug-if-youre-brave-e

You know the old saying, "What's the difference between a nasal UV light wand and an anal UV light wand?" 

The smell.  

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17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You know the old saying, "What's the difference between a nasal UV light wand and an anal UV light wand?" 

The smell.  

Actually never heard of that....please enlighten us all....

was looking at the posted pics above of the person in goggles shoving the light wand in their nose and remembered a real, but very old joke, "What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?  The taste."  It was told me by my 75YO uncle years ago.  Just reformatting a joke dude, relax.  I'm sure you're totally normal in real life, by I picture you like Lt. Hauk in "Good Morning Vietnam." 

Edited by Lobo

Bet that won’t work with most of the assholes around here.

[mention]NowThis [/mention]volunteers to test this theory.
1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

You do realize we are half way through FY2021, right? It actually started on October 1, 2020.

I do realize most of the first giveaways have not been spend and the teachers unions still refuse to return to work ... 

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Relax snowflake. It’s just funny to think that in some management meeting, masks came up and the consensus was “Nah, don’t need’em.” Which is their prerogative, their office, their rules. But when the roving UV machine came up the answer was “Omg fuck yeah!” Lol wut.

As it happens they are actively selling them - so they just rolled them out in their own office as well. 

10 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:
22 minutes ago, GRHorn said:
interesting. not sure of the science behind this decision.
Michigan extends quarantine to 14 days for people exposed to virus (detroitnews.com)
 

Your posting history suggests you aren't really familiar with science so not a shocker there.

O rly? What’s the scientific basis for Michigan diverting from CDC recommended 10 day quarantine?

5 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

O rly? What’s the scientific basis for Michigan diverting from CDC recommended 10 day quarantine?

that's easy. muh rights!   cdc says 10 days is an option.

This is your brain on fear porn. Also put your gotdamn phone horizontal!

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23 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

This is your brain on fear porn. Also put your gotdamn phone horizontal!

That pretty sums up our culture. I keep thinking the adults will step in and regain control ... but not confident at this point. Count me as tired of Karens and Betas driving everything.

That pretty sums up our culture. I keep thinking the adults will step in and regain control ... but not confident at this point. Count me as tired of Karens and Betas driving everything.
Buncha fucking Karen's, man. Stupid bitch should have known better than to be *checks notes* immunocompromised during a pandemic that's killed half a million people.

She is definitely the problem, not the person whipping out their phone to film someone having what looks like a panic attack.

It's not really the masks or the elevator thing in this case.  The girl seems like she's just wired that way.  She would gotten like that had it been about a parking space, or a shopping cart, or a comment she overheard you make at a coffee shop, etc.  99% of us spew stuff on here anonymously...but in the end...if we felt boxed, we'd just quietly hop off when that person got on and wait for another car.  As we enter month 15 of this shitshow, I'm genuinely surprised, and even a bit proud of our nation, that more of these instances haven't occurred.  

It's not really the masks or the elevator thing in this case.  The girl seems like she's just wired that way.  She would gotten like that had it been about a parking space, or a shopping cart, or a comment she overheard you make at a coffee shop, etc.  99% of us spew stuff on here anonymously...but in the end...if we felt boxed, we'd just quietly hop off when that person got on and wait for another car.  As we enter month 15 of this shitshow, I'm genuinely surprised, and even a bit proud of our nation, that more of these instances haven't occurred.  
And there are definitely no videos online of freedom patriot alpha males and females who are screaming or causing a scene about wearing a mask because of "the deep state govt is eroding our freedom!" fear porn. Nope, haven't seen any of those.
44 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

This is your brain on fear porn. Also put your gotdamn phone horizontal!

It’s telling that you enjoy this video. 

19 minutes ago, Kyle said:

That pretty sums up our culture. I keep thinking the adults will step in and regain control ... but not confident at this point. Count me as tired of Karens and Betas driving everything.

Maybe you should have stepped in and punched her out tough guy. 

20 minutes ago, Kyle said:

That pretty sums up our culture. I keep thinking the adults will step in and regain control ... but not confident at this point. Count me as tired of Karens and Betas driving everything.

throws a fit and refuses to walk past someone? for literally .5 seconds when they are both wearing masks - then proceeds to put her hands over her face and eyes after touching elevator buttons/wall. 

12 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Buncha fucking Karen's, man. Stupid bitch should have known better than to be *checks notes* immunocompromised during a pandemic that's killed half a million people.

She is definitely the problem, not the person whipping out their phone to film someone having what looks like a panic attack.

The cruelty is the point. Especially when you are a ghoul that enjoys a video like this and reposts it to prove a weak political point. 

Just now, Enchubben said:

throws a fit and refuses to walk past someone? for literally .5 seconds when they are both wearing masks - then proceeds to put her hands over her face and eyes after touching elevator buttons/wall. 

Admit it you enjoyed it. Made you feel better about yourself. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

The cruelty is the point. Especially when you are a ghoul that enjoys a video like this and reposts it to prove a weak political point. 

Why does everything need to be about politics?

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does everything need to be about politics?

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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does everything need to be about politics?

Because this is the safe space DT forum where people like the guy who posted the video can feel safe. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Because this is the safe space DT forum where people like the guy who posted the video can feel safe. 

Then why are you here?

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's not really the masks or the elevator thing in this case.  The girl seems like she's just wired that way.  She would gotten like that had it been about a parking space, or a shopping cart, or a comment she overheard you make at a coffee shop, etc.  99% of us spew stuff on here anonymously...but in the end...if we felt boxed, we'd just quietly hop off when that person got on and wait for another car.  As we enter month 15 of this shitshow, I'm genuinely surprised, and even a bit proud of our nation, that more of these instances haven't occurred.  

100%  above and below ... definitely a broader cultural problem where narcissism seems to be our key value.

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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why does everything need to be about politics?

I tried to winnow it down months ago and facetiousness aside, for me...this all comes down to stupidity.  On all sides, and on none of the sides.

We don't have mask videos and horrific Covid-19 results and woke/triggered elevator victims and vaccination bullshit, etc......all of it, all along the spectrum.......not about politics.  It's about Stupid People.  Empowered Stupidity.  We are where we are because Stupid People of all political stripes and of NO political stripes have learned that they too, can now matter.  I don't see how we get them back in the vial.  

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Then why are you here?

Because I was looking for non political Covid posts. Obviously I came to the wrong place. Again. 

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Then why are you here?

He wants to set things right!

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