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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

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Do you add the 19.843 to the 21,558=41,401 or is 19,843 a subset of the 21,558?

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if you are also fucking a 4 foot tall 19 year old dwarf.

Go on...

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3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Do you add the 19.843 to the 21,558=41,401 or is 19,843 a subset of the 21,558?

Add them. And national numbers come out any moment. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Do you add the 19.843 to the 21,558=41,401 or is 19,843 a subset of the 21,558?

Probably separate numbers.  I’m guessing the testing bottleneck is coming into play.    The numbers have remained incredibly consistent.  

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So I read it as 20K confirmed with the rest being suspected. Anyone with a better source please pass it on. 

 

 

 

I am curious how many people the Chinese couple infected in the Philippines as they traveled from Cebu, Dumaguette, and Manila. Most Filipinos spend any money they have within 24 hours, so keeping people from working  is not going to work for more than a couple days. Most families eat from the same spoon and drink from the same glass, so it will spread to an entire family quickly. That said, they have amazing immune systems.
There was a rumor that a patient had the virus at a local hospital and people stopped going. I took my gf there on Saturday and it had a third of the normal number of people there and her doctor did not show up. The medical facilities can't handle it and they can't handle the bodies. They are big on open casket funerals here, and not big on cremation.
Things will be very different here if thousands of people get sick.


Sounds like a great time to get into the local casket making business
34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Only if you are also fucking a 4 foot tall 19 year old dwarf.

What if you're being pegged by a 4 foot tall, 19 year old dwarf? Asking for NowThis.

On 2/2/2020 at 12:26 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

I want to see 2 more patients at "just contracted pneumonia stage" get treated with Remdesivir and respond the same way.

I plan on watching Gilead Sciences tomorrow morning when the market opens.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=exI3XoiUOua1tgWNnquwDw&q=gilead+sciences+stock+price&oq=Gilead+Sciences&gs_l=psy-ab.1.2.0i131l4j0l6.2217.2217..4512...0.0..0.79.79.1......0....2j1..gws-wiz.YcMzJh9t108

Gilead closed friday at 63, opened at 68 and promptly dropped to 66 (profiteers) then closed at 66 up 5%.  But the 52-week low is 60 and high is 70 so there's not much to see here.  Motley Fool also says that there's not enough time for a full approval cycle (which would enable profits):

""Should investors take advantage of this rapidly developing healthcare story? While there's a growing chance that this may in fact be a boon for one or more biotechs at the end of the day, it's still a long shot. Gilead (or any other coronavirus player for that matter) is highly unlikely to get a marketing approval for a coronavirus treatment before the outbreak simply peters out. In short, this breaking news story is not a solid reason to buy this top biotech stock today.""

A bad thing to shout on a plane is "what has two thumbs, explosive diarrhea and coronavirus?" 

Do you add the 19.843 to the 21,558=41,401 or is 19,843 a subset of the 21,558?


U stoopid er sumthin?
16 minutes ago, Chooky said:

A bad thing to shout on a plane is "what has two thumbs, explosive diarrhea and coronavirus?" 

I bet you can get an aisle to yourself on Southwest by wearing a surgical mask...

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I bet you can get an aisle to yourself on Southwest by wearing a surgical mask...

Shitting yourself would work, too.

So I (stupidly) went along with a friend's suggestion last Friday to get some Sichuan food at a place in Alhambra, CA, which has a large Asian (and, specifically, Chinese) population.  We walk in and the servers are all wearing masks and surgical gloves.  The host (also attired the same way) comes up to us and asks us if he can check us for fever with a forehead thermometer.  

I don't know about you, but that's definitely what I want to see when I enter a restaurant.

Did we immediately flee?  Hell, no.  We got our temps taken and sat down to eat chicken stir-fried with chilis, toothpick lamb, and wonton in chili oil.

Now if I could just get over this fever, cough, and shortness of breath that developed over the weekend . . .

 

Shitting yourself would work, too.


https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-may-transmit-through-digestive-tract.amp

In addition to respiratory droplets, the novel coronavirus that has sickened thousands globally may also transmit through the digestive tract, specifically the fecal-oral route, according to a report.

Scientists from the Renmin Hospital of Wuhan University and the Wuhan Institute of Virology of the Chinese Academy of Science recently discovered “virus genetic material” in stool samples and rectal swabs from some patients, Chinese state media reported, according to Bloomberg.

So no ass to mouth?

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

So no ass to mouth?

I don't really care if you suck your boyfriend's dick after he fucks you in the ass. That's your business, I don't judge.

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3 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I don't really care if you suck your boyfriend's dick after he fucks you in the ass. That's your business, I don't judge.

I was asking for you.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I was asking for you.

He still doesn’t care 

So no ass to mouth?
Man I hope South Austin's mom doesn't learn of this risk. Gonna ruin my weekend.
Just now, Parliament said:
15 minutes ago, Deej said:
So no ass to mouth?

Man I hope South Austin's mom doesn't learn of this risk. Gonna ruin my weekend.

Coronavirus is the least of your worries. 

24 minutes ago, Deej said:

So no ass to mouth?

Not on the first date 

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Not on the first date 

Well they at least have to buy me dinner first.

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

I was asking for you.

Hey, y'all pm each other about that shit.

Can someone please tell me how the midget got involved? What was he doing at your place, who was holding the camera, etc...?

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

A bad thing to shout on a plane is "what has two thumbs, explosive diarrhea and coronavirus?" 

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4 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Can someone please tell me how the midget got involved? What was he doing at your place, who was holding the camera, etc...?

@RayDog has a lot more going on in his life than the rest of Surly combined.  

31 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

He still doesn’t care 

Why are we talking about NowThis again?

Why are we talking about NowThis again?

Cuz we’ve got him pegged.
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Don't want to interrupt the group fun, but.... 

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TAIPEI (Taiwan News) — The Chinese city of Hangzhou announced on Tue (Feb. 4) a series of drastic measures in a bid to contain the novel coronavirus that has sickened over 20,000 globally and claimed 426 lives.

According to a public notice by the city government, people’s movement will be strictly restricted across all villages and communities. Residents will have their temperatures measured at checkpoints and will be required to present their identity documents as part of tightened access control, wrote CNA.

Hangzhou is yet another city in Zhejiang Province implementing radical measures since the region became one of the most seriously affected areas following Hubei, the epicenter of the virus outbreak.

Wenzhou, a city 800 kilometers away from Wuhan, has been placed under lockdown since Feb. 2. Its 9 million population is prohibited from moving around the city, with only one member of each household permitted to go out for the purchase of food and necessities every other day.

 

A little good news, that doesn’t involve a midget, NTTIATWWT

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/02/paper-non-symptomatic-patient-transmitting-coronavirus-wrong

Study claiming new coronavirus can be transmitted by people without symptoms was flawed

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A paper published on 30 January in The New England Journal of Medicine(NEJM) about the first four people in Germany infected with a novel coronavirus made many headlines because it seemed to confirm what public health experts feared: that someone who has no symptoms from infection with the virus, named 2019-nCoV, can still transmit it to others. That might make controlling the virus much harder.

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But now, it turns out that information was wrong. The Robert Koch Institute (RKI), the German government’s public health agency, has written a letter to NEJM to set the record straight, even though it was not involved in the paper. 

She took a fever-lowering medication, and the Germans didn’t realize it

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But the researchers didn’t actually speak to the woman before they published the paper. The last author, Michael Hoelscher of the Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich Medical Center, says the paper relied on information from the four other patients: “They told us that the patient from China did not appear to have any symptoms.” Afterward, however, RKI and the Health and Food Safety Authority of the state of Bavaria did talk to the Shanghai patient on the phone, and it turned out she did have symptoms while in Germany. According to people familiar with the call, she felt tired, suffered from muscle pain, and took paracetamol, a fever-lowering medication. (An RKI spokesperson would only confirm to Science that the woman had symptoms.)

 

Not all is rosy though

https://www.ksbw.com/article/san-benito-county-coronavirus-patients-transferred-to-out-of-county-hospital/30753550#

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SAN BENITO COUNTY, Calif. —

The San Benito County Public Health Department announced on Sunday that a husband and wife were confirmed to have the novel coronavirus. 

According to public health officials, the couple are both 57 years old and had recently returned to China where husband had spent time in Wuhan. Both of them self-quarantined in their home when they returned to America where doctors had been monitoring their status.

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Early Monday morning it was announced that due to worsening symptoms both patients were taken to an out of county hospital. 

“It was then determined that both patients needed to be admitted to a hospital equipped for a higher level of care. The patients have been transferred out of San Benito County by specialty ambulance,” said Dr. Marty Fenstersheib, San Benito County Health Officer.

 

57 minutes ago, davidg said:

 


https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-may-transmit-through-digestive-tract.amp

In addition to respiratory droplets, the novel coronavirus that has sickened thousands globally may also transmit through the digestive tract, specifically the fecal-oral route, according to a report.

Scientists from the Renmin Hospital of Wuhan University and the Wuhan Institute of Virology of the Chinese Academy of Science recently discovered “virus genetic material” in stool samples and rectal swabs from some patients, Chinese state media reported, according to Bloomberg.
 

 

 

OK. Avoid the fecal-oral route. Got it.

What else?

 
OK. Avoid the fecal-oral route. Got it.
What else?

Well, I mean...I’d like to live in a world where that’s enough.

What about the oral--pussy route? That's what I need to know.

18 minutes ago, RayDog said:

What about the oral--pussy route? That's what I need to know.

Are you still talking about the midget?

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Are you still talking about the midget?

I am talking about all of them. Unfortunately parasitic infections  are so common here that I gave up the habit of sticking my tongue up their ass, but I would hate to give up the other. Unfortunately the dwarf, she has a normal body type, has gotten chubby (39 kilos) since I saw her last year. She never lost the weight she gained when she had her son two years ago.

I have a cough now, but I think it is bacterial based on the sinus congestion so I am taking antibiotics and staying home. 

 

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Another case in South Korea. Odd, patient picked it up in Thailand. 

And then this. 

 

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

So I (stupidly) went along with a friend's suggestion last Friday to get some Sichuan food at a place in Alhambra, CA, which has a large Asian (and, specifically, Chinese) population.  We walk in and the servers are all wearing masks and surgical gloves.  The host (also attired the same way) comes up to us and asks us if he can check us for fever with a forehead thermometer.  

I don't know about you, but that's definitely what I want to see when I enter a restaurant.

Did we immediately flee?  Hell, no.  We got our temps taken and sat down to eat chicken stir-fried with chilis, toothpick lamb, and wonton in chili oil.

Now if I could just get over this fever, cough, and shortness of breath that developed over the weekend . . .

 

I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.

with summer coming up I was going to buy a tanning package from some of those asian tanning salons in dallas.....should I rethink that?

6 hours ago, RayDog said:

What about the oral--pussy route? That's what I need to know.

The midget is safe.

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/03/nih-dr-anthony-fauci-25percent-of-china-coronavirus-cases-very-serious.html

NIH doctor says 25% of coronavirus cases in China are ‘very serious,’ requiring ‘intensive care’

I'm not one to argue with the NIH but that isn't what the numbers are showing. There is no easy calculation, but it looks like it is in the 10% range. Either way, that's not good.

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