January 23, 20205 yr I see lotsa crude jokes about Mr. Austin's mother and her lack of virtue. Where did this meme all start?
January 23, 20205 yr Just now, Post Oak said: She's a whore. It all starts with whores Thought on here everything started with a roux?
January 23, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Parliament said: I see lotsa crude jokes about Mr. Austin's mother and her lack of virtue. Where did this meme all start? If you have to ask...
January 23, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Parliament said: I see lotsa crude jokes about Mr. Austin's mother and her lack of virtue. Where did this meme all start?
January 24, 20205 yr I am glad someone started this thread because I have been wondering the same thing. Feels like I am back in high school and not knowing the juicy dirt and gossip. Edited January 24, 20205 yr by Iconoclast Texan
January 24, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said: I am glad someone started this thread because I have been wondering the same thing. Feels like I am back in high school and not knowing the juicy dirt and gossip. Your mom is juicy dirt
January 25, 20205 yr ^^^^ not sure that’s correct. I feel like we’ve been sharing war stories about south austin’s heinous slut of a mother for more than two years.
January 25, 20205 yr I'm at a restaurant right now and there's a sign that says "occupancy load:166". Made me think of South Austins mom.
January 25, 20205 yr So Parliament and Iconoclast are the only two on this board who South Austin's mom hasn't given it up to?
January 26, 20205 yr On 1/25/2020 at 4:31 PM, Deej said: So Parliament and Iconoclast are the only two on this board who South Austin's mom hasn't given it up to? Even South Austin's mom has standards...whore that she is.
January 27, 20205 yr On 1/24/2020 at 1:27 PM, elfenix said: You can find a bunch of examples in the 2019 recruiting thread but here are just a few showing how it got going.
January 28, 20205 yr On 1/25/2020 at 4:31 PM, Deej said: So Parliament and Iconoclast are the only two on this board who South Austin's mom hasn't given it up to? Add @NowThisto the list. Apparently he's been giving it up to her.
January 31, 20205 yr What’s the deal? Tonight’s deal is a two for one special. Last night was all you can eat.
April 11, 20205 yr Popular Post Wow, how did I miss this thread? Yeah, whoever said it above got it right. I’m pretty liberal with the mom zingers. Eventually guys on this board turned it around on me, and now my sweet ma is the stand-in for all mom jokes. I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out. I often rep some of the better jokes about my mom. Some of you try too hard though. Keep working on it. It’s like an art form. Side note: On the old site I made a mom joke and the target poster PM’d me to let me know his mom died of cancer fairly recently. Of course I felt awful and apologized profusely. He was gracious and said it was funny and that his mom probably would’ve laughed, but it was a reminder that sometimes our humor with anonymous posters can hit below the belt with no ill-intent on our part. Just so you all know, my mom (as well as my dad, a 6’4” former Marine Colonel and veteran of two wars who would kick all of your asses) is alive and doing well.
April 14, 20205 yr Author Wow, how did I miss this thread? Yeah, whoever said it above got it right. I’m pretty liberal with the mom zingers. Eventually guys on this board turned it around on me, and now my sweet ma is the stand-in for all mom jokes. I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out. I often rep some of the better jokes about my mom. Some of you try too hard though. Keep working on it. It’s like an art form. Side note: On the old site I made a mom joke and the target poster PM’d me to let me know his mom died of cancer fairly recently. Of course I felt awful and apologized profusely. He was gracious and said it was funny and that his mom probably would’ve laughed, but it was a reminder that sometimes our humor with anonymous posters can hit below the belt with no ill-intent on our part. Just so you all know, my mom (as well as my dad, a 6’4” former Marine Colonel and veteran of two wars who would kick all of your asses) is alive and doing well.Until recently, I didn't know "South Austin" was a real person. Thank you for being a good sport.
April 15, 20205 yr I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out. You should have trained, “Now This”
April 15, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, Parliament said: Until recently, I didn't know "South Austin" was a real person. Thank you for being a good sport. I'm still real to me, dammit!
May 1, 20205 yr On 1/23/2020 at 2:25 PM, BBQ2Bayou said: Thought on here everything started with a roux? Coonass approved.
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