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2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

The sad thing is that the Johnny Sacks of this board are probably gloating about this Pence falderal because libcucktears. 

 

Shambolic administration response to own the libs!

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26 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

By the time this is finished, the Fed response to Katrina really will look like a heckuva job.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that. 

After consulting with experts such as Jim Jordan and numerous priests, Pence is currently exploring the distinct possibility that lots and lots of fabulous man sex may be the only cure for this plague.  NTTIAWWT.

“boarder”

 

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Pence in 2020 wrote “"Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill."

So yea the guy who said lung cancer was media hysteria is the perfect fit to help fight back a highly contagious disease.

 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#trumpvirus 

#trumpplague

Curious. I have a buddy who owns a screen printing company, is there a grifting opportunity to make MAGA virus protection masks?

13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Curious. I have a buddy who owns a screen printing company, is there a grifting opportunity to make MAGA virus protection masks?

You could make “I’d rather have the Coronavirus than be a Democrat” t-shirts and make a killing. 
 

I’d also recommend American flag face masks. Only freedom air gets through. 

I just hope this Corona virus thing clears up by Cinco de Mayo.

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4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I just hope this Corona virus thing clears up by Cinco de Mayo.

It probably will, just to make a comeback during football season.

Hmmm...I seem to remember him saying a heat wave would solve it. 

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Hmmm...I seem to remember him saying a heat wave would solve it. 

 

A truly great leader.

truly a tweet for every occasion

 

We live in a fucking cartoonish version of an idiotic propaganda state.
End this stupid simulation.

I was gonna go out and get surgical masks and sanitizer, but what I really need is a painting of Jesus.  

 

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20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I was gonna go out and get surgical masks and sanitizer, but what I really need is a painting of Jesus.  

 

Given what *Mike Huckabee was saying about Trump and sucking the sickness out of people, for a small donation of $39.99 I can send you a Coronavirus Straw.

 

*The Fox News Thread

11 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Pence in 2020 wrote “"Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill."

So yea the guy who said lung cancer was media hysteria is the perfect fit to help fight back a highly contagious disease.

 

He just wants fewer people around him. 

Obviously concerned about spread. 

 

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He's panicked. 

I've heard this once a month, since the beginning of his presidency.  Panicking seems to be what fuels his popularity. 

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We live in a fucking cartoonish version of an idiotic propaganda state.
End this stupid simulation.

Coronavirus says, "Dude, I'm trying.  But you gotta help me out here."

China media just asked The WHO is there any proof the virus came from China. Hmmmmmmmmm. 

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Guess what is trending right now? #38% of Americans. Oh and #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus is at #4. He's in for a rough day.

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Guess what is trending right now? #38% of Americans. Oh and #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus is at #4. He's in for a rough day.

 

 

 

Just when I think Americans can't get any dumber. 

5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Guess what is trending right now? #38% of Americans. Oh and #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus is at #4. He's in for a rough day.

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Guess what is trending right now? #38% of Americans. Oh and #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus is at #4. He's in for a rough day.

 

 

 

I would love to see the Venn diagram between that 38% and Trump's base.

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I would love to see the Venn diagram between that 38% and Trump's base.

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7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The reaction to Brooks wearing a Sanders jersey prompted outrage on Instagram and Facebook, most of which seemingly coming from supporters of President Trump.

"Can’t you just do what you get paid to do ???? Why why why does it have to involve politics !!! So sad. We don’t pay good money for anything other than to watch you perform. Thought you were different," one wrote.

“G is a Democrat socialist!” wrote another person.

“If this is for Bernie Sanders, I’m done with you. I thought you were a true American that loves Our Country?” wrote another.

“Weird. That a millionaire would like a socialist. Hey Garth are you going to distribute your millions?” asked another.

I have to wonder if most of those aren't Russian disinformation.  I mean, the non-Trumpkins thinking that all Trumpkins are really that stupid serves Putin's ends just as much as much as all Trumpkins thinking everyone to their left is a socialist.  

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Outta rep, so...

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You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that a Detroit Lions jersey with "Sanders 20" worn IN DETROIT is a nod to Bernie Sanders.

 

You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that a Detroit Lions jersey with "Sanders 20" worn IN DETROIT is a nod to Bernie Sanders.
 

“Special Kind of Stupid” should be engraved on our money. It’s our brand.
12 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Pence in 2020 wrote “"Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill."

So yea the guy who said lung cancer was media hysteria is the perfect fit to help fight back a highly contagious disease.

This is exactly the guy we want leading our response to a new strain of virus. 

 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

“Special Kind of Stupid” should be engraved on our money. It’s our brand.

It already is except it's spelled "IN GOD WE TRUST."

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that a Detroit Lions jersey with "Sanders 20" worn IN DETROIT is a nod to Bernie Sanders.

 

Normally Russian bots would be the most likely culprit, but then considering the average Trump supporter....

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

 

 

My mouth was quite literally (and I do mean literally) hanging open as I watched that.  Holy.  Shit.  

"A-ha!  Scientists found new evidence that man descended from apes who roamed the earth even earlier than they thought, exposing WEAKNESS in the Theory of Evolution!!!  I propose that man and woman were created from the ether 6,000 years ago and that we need to teach this theory TOO!  <whisper> until we only teach the Bible version"

We are so fucked.

51 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Guess what is trending right now? #38% of Americans. Oh and #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus is at #4. He's in for a rough day.

 

 

 

So the first things to fly off the shelves was, of course, masks, hand sanitizer, respirators, disinfectant, tissues etc.  But this will be the next thing.  I am going to stock up this afternoon and help 'em out a bit. (even though I don't like Corona...beer)

What's going to be brutal is the look back at the autopsy of these early days of infection in the US. If some of the stories are true about how the Trump administration has perhaps put many more people at risk via inadequate preparation and execution in handling early infection, it's gonna be bad.  As much as I dislike this President and this administration I am praying some of these early negative stories coming out are false.  Because if true then the exposure multiplier of preventable transfer is going to be a big part of the story later.

I am sort of resigned to getting it.  I fucking hate the flu, and one you have it, you just feel like shit and recover, or if you are old or otherwise weaker you die.  I hope I do not fall into that latter category, but I have been in the former many times.  Hell I got the damn flu in the Summer two years ago, so the warm weather kill off expectations are no guarantee in my mind. 

The bad news for Trump is that this is his first real crisis, and from a political propaganda/ leadership perspective I give them a C- if only what we see it true.  An F is some of the early reports of stupidity are true.  I guess my silver lining is that right now (if you want to believe what the Chinese say) their rate of growth of exposure is supposedly not as exponential as could be expected then that would be a good thing indeed. IF China is at 250,000 infected in another 10 days... well then I assume about 80% of the population will get it.  Right now the scary number is the recovered vs dead.  The dead percentage of that group has been floating between 8-9% for a while now.  

 

25 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This is exactly the guy we want leading our response to a new strain of virus. 

 

Up next, he's going to rant about how we teach the theory of gravity.  Gravity is not a law!

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've heard this once a month, since the beginning of his presidency.  Panicking seems to be what fuels his popularity. 

He's not popular. He might be more popular if he stopped panicking.

8 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

So the first things to fly off the shelves was, of course, masks, hand sanitizer, respirators, disinfectant, tissues etc.  But this will be the next thing.  I am going to stock up this afternoon and help 'em out a bit. (even though I don't like Corona...beer)

Not a huge fan either, but something just feels right about it when I go to the beach. Maybe it will warm up enough tomorrow to hit a spring training game, then end the day at the tiki bar on the beach with more than a few Coronas. Sounds better than hanging out on the lanai with a bottle of bourbon. Though that is plan B at this point.

What's going to be brutal is the look back at the autopsy of these early days of infection in the US. If some of the stories are true about how the Trump administration has perhaps put many more people at risk via inadequate preparation and execution in handling early infection, it's gonna be bad.  As much as I dislike this President and this administration I am praying some of these early negative stories coming out are false.  Because if true then the exposure multiplier of preventable transfer is going to be a big part of the story later.
I am sort of resigned to getting it.  I fucking hate the flu, and one you have it, you just feel like shit and recover, or if you are old or otherwise weaker you die.  I hope I do not fall into that latter category, but I have been in the former many times.  Hell I got the damn flu in the Summer two years ago, so the warm weather kill off expectations are no guarantee in my mind. 
The bad news for Trump is that this is his first real crisis, and from a political propaganda/ leadership perspective I give them a C- if only what we see it true.  An F is some of the early reports of stupidity are true.  I guess my silver lining is that right now (if you want to believe what the Chinese say) their rate of growth of exposure is supposedly not as exponential as could be expected then that would be a good thing indeed. IF China is at 250,000 infected in another 10 days... well then I assume about 80% of the population will get it.  Right now the scary number is the recovered vs dead.  The dead percentage of that group has been floating between 8-9% for a while now.  
 
Lol at "look back at the autopsy". Who's going to do that? President Ivanka's head of the CDC Dr Lecter?

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