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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Don't mean to shit all over your take, but cmon man. You really thought we were in good hands on this?

He does, he is a QAnon dunce and a DOTARD supporter.  Sad!

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Speaking of Qanon, what’s their take on this?  I imagine this has to be worked into their conspiracy narrative somehow.  It can’t just be a natural phenomenon disrupting normal tin-foil events.  Their self-identity is too tied up in there being some great hidden hand guiding the events of the day.

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Why is HE apologizing?

He's not wrong.

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Just now, Goredho said:

Speaking of Qanon, what’s their take on this?  I imagine this has to be worked into their conspiracy narrative somehow.  It can’t just be a natural phenomenon disrupting normal tin-foil events.  Their self-identity is too tied up in there being some great hidden hand guiding the events of the day.

I don't know as I don't follow them, but if you want we can probably dream up a good grift opportunity if we are able to work Area 51 in there somewhere.

 

In addition, I'm working on a human version of the 'Cone of Shame' that people put on their pets only it is to keep people from touching their face. I can't decide on the decorative parts though. After seeing the Corona Task Force photos though, maybe some bible verses like 2 Corinthians or something.

Listening to press conference while trying to finish up work.   The fact that every expert on the committee feels the need to praise dear leader Trump's effort so far is just beyond pathetic.

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't know as I don't follow them, but if you want we can probably dream up a good grift opportunity if we are able to work Area 51 in there somewhere.

 

In addition, I'm working on a human version of the 'Cone of Shame' that people put on their pets only it is to keep people from touching their face. I can't decide on the decorative parts though. After seeing the Corona Task Force photos though, maybe some bible verses like 2 Corinthians or something.

I won’t cough in your face if you don’t touch my [cat|dog]

52 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

If irony has any balls Trump will pull his president card and force someone to push the vaccine before trials can be done and it causes widespread autism. 

24 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I actually find the removal of data and news releases from their site troubling. The document shredding that has occurred over the last year has increased and institutional memory being erased.

This is a very real concern. Trump admin has been making edits to the national archives to literally rewrite history

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/04/opinion/archives-document-destruction.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/national-archives-exhibit-blurs-images-critical-of-president-trump/2020/01/17/71d8e80c-37e3-11ea-9541-9107303481a4_story.html

Coronavirus will be no different. We have always been at war with rhinovirus. 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I have what my girlfriend called a hangnail but which I suspect is actually Coronavirus.

It's not about the hangnail. 

He’s just so fucking stupid. Yet millions of people refuse to see it. 

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Look at this asshat try and look earnest and smart.... only to open his mouth and proof what a complete fucking buffoon he is.

’He squints and folds his arms when the smarty pants science guys talk science like me!’

Good f'n Lord. 

Good for Dr. Fauci for standing his ground - Dotard isn't used to that and with the arms crossed and whatnot, you can tell he doesn't like it.  I'm pretty sure my 10 year old could grasp some of these concepts more easily than our president.  And he'd have the added benefit of not believing in his heart of hearts that he's the smartest person in the room.

my 11 year old son, watching the press conference over his homework looked at me and said "wait, is that the vice president?" i said yes, and without missing a beat he said "how can a guy like that work for a guy like trump?"

the level of gravitas pence projects as compared with the orange dotard is transparent to 11 year olds.  

Jesus Christ.  The flu vaccine doesn't work all that well against THE FLU.

This guy.

4 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Good f'n Lord. 

Good for Dr. Fauci for standing his ground - Dotard isn't used to that and with the arms crossed and whatnot, you can tell he doesn't like it.  I'm pretty sure my 10 year old could grasp some of these concepts more easily than our president.  And he'd have the added benefit of not believing in his heart of hearts that he's the smartest person in the room.

The brief moment of understanding about WHY it is important to test vaccines and treatments before rolling out for widespread use is illuminating and concerning. 

Just think of how many other instances of him crossing his arms and saying "i want it so, even if it's not rational to expect" are met with yes-men rather than a room full of experts. 

It's going to be such a fucking mess cleaning up all of his messes. 

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2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The brief moment of understanding about WHY it is important to test vaccines and treatments before rolling out for widespread use is illuminating and concerning. 

Just think of how many other instances of him crossing his arms and saying "i want it so, even if it's not rational to expect" are met with yes-men rather than a room full of experts. 

It's going to be such a fucking mess cleaning up all of his messes. 

If it wouldn't screw most Americans, I wish the doctor would suggest that spiritual advisor, Paula White, will now be in charge of all medical explanations. You have to know that this is why his intel briefings have gone from everyday to now maybe once a week. The generals could have told Dr. Fauci it would go like this.

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

How the upper crust rolls . . . 

 

Remember the spray paint vandals in Michigan at Bloomberg's campaign office? EAT THE RICH.

57 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Good f'n Lord. 

Good for Dr. Fauci for standing his ground - Dotard isn't used to that and with the arms crossed and whatnot, you can tell he doesn't like it.  I'm pretty sure my 10 year old could grasp some of these concepts more easily than our president.  And he'd have the added benefit of not believing in his heart of hearts that he's the smartest person in the room.

Fauci fired for making Dotard look bad in 5...4...3...

He’s just so fucking stupid. Yet millions of people refuse to see it. 

“He’s fucking stupid...just like me!”
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Pharma exec talking vax ready to enter clinical trials, Fauci talking output time from clinical trials. Trump don't know the difference, and the people at the table who do are laughing. 

I have a feeling all the knowledgeable civil servants are trying to decide whether to resign or keep doing their duty right about now or in the near future. They will probably get fired making their decision easier

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ.  The flu vaccine doesn't work all that well against THE FLU.

This guy.

Let's just give everyone an extra dose of Vitamin C. You know that's what's coming next. 

Let's just give everyone an extra dose of Vitamin C. You know that's what's coming next. 

Essential oils bro. Just put a few drops of oregano oil under your tongue.
24 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Essential oils bro. Just put a few drops of oregano oil under your tongue.

You forgot the elderberries.

I 'elda', oh...I 'elda'

Shit, I was thinking of memberries.  

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You forgot the elderberries.

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Anyone make golden milk?  It’s great for you, tastes good, and easy to make.  Lots of science behind it.  The main ingredient is turmeric, which contains curcumin, and has, among other benefits, anti-viral properties.  

Black pepper is essential to golden milk as it increases absorption curcumin.

I nuke a cup of milk and then stir in turmeric, pepper, honey, cinnamon, and nutmeg to make mine.  

I may still get the flu, but this stuff will still be helping to lower my cholesterol, inflammation, and prevent Alzheimer’s.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/turmeric-and-black-pepper#bottom-line

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/golden-milk-turmeric

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You forgot the elderberries.

The elderberries have clinical data similar to tamiflu, and bench data wrt corona. Not as robust, but some data none the less. I am quite comfortable with elderberry extract for influenza season, and figure it wont hurt with corona. 

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

Speaking of Qanon, what’s their take on this?  I imagine this has to be worked into their conspiracy narrative somehow.  It can’t just be a natural phenomenon disrupting normal tin-foil events.  Their self-identity is too tied up in there being some great hidden hand guiding the events of the day.

They advocated drinking bleach.

smart, hope they follow their advice

Bloomberg lectures CNN Lemon on how to contain the CV while wiping his nose and touching his mouth. Good job mike. 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Let's just give everyone an extra dose of Vitamin C. You know that's what's coming next. 

Incorrect. Silver solution

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6 hours ago, Captainant said:

Deaths are ticking up, doesn't look so great or cause to be gruntled. CDC is dropping the ball all over the place on testing and containing. I admire your blind optimism for a man who couldn't keep a fucking casino operating, and who has killed damn near every business that actually sells something of value besides his brand.

Don't mean to shit all over your take, but cmon man. You really thought we were in good hands on this?

My cotton balls are oiled and ready, how about you?

21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Bloomberg lectures CNN Lemon on how to contain the CV while wiping his nose and touching his mouth. Good job mike. 

hahaha, i just saw that. dude also just comes across as a smarmy douchebag. 

however, if he wins the nomination, i'll have to vote for him.

22 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Nobody with an IQ above retard level will buy it.

100% of Republicans will.  

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Pharma exec talking vax ready to enter clinical trials, Fauci talking output time from clinical trials. Trump don't know the difference, and the people at the table who do are laughing. 

I think trump supporters should just take the vax that hasn't been through trials.  Trump says it's ready.  Go for it.

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

VAPA really missing his calling. 

2 hours ago, LongestHorn said:

Anyone make golden milk?  It’s great for you, tastes good, and easy to make.  Lots of science behind it.  The main ingredient is turmeric, which contains curcumin, and has, among other benefits, anti-viral properties.  

Black pepper is essential to golden milk as it increases absorption curcumin.

I nuke a cup of milk and then stir in turmeric, pepper, honey, cinnamon, and nutmeg to make mine.  

I may still get the flu, but this stuff will still be helping to lower my cholesterol, inflammation, and prevent Alzheimer’s.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/turmeric-and-black-pepper#bottom-line

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/golden-milk-turmeric

Golden milk?

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So Qanon says  you get it from drinking corona and get rid of by drinking bleach?   

how about a new drink called the Pence?  Corona and lime scented bleach?  Like we used to have chicken pox parties back in the 80’s, we could have hoax covid19 parties now where you get together and have several Pence cocktails to expose yourself and heal yourself all in one night in the company of friends   

 

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46 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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Fuck you Rolling Stone. Quit interfering and let these dumb fucks kill themselves. 

I popped into the stream of Tulsi‘S town hall in austin and a dude was saying he came from San Antonio for the event near where the cases are being found. I bet every asshole in that room clenched.

5 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I popped into the stream of Tulsi‘S town hall in austin and a dude was saying he came from San Antonio for the event near where the cases are being found. I bet every asshole in that room clenched.

Thus the use of oiled cotton balls. 

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