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Just when I thought it couldnt get any better, the mypillow guy drops in from the top rope.  

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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Just a thought . . . isn't it a bit presumptuous to assume that antibody presence implies immunity?  How do multiple strains come into play?

DISCLAIMER:  I'm so not a doctor.

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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Now we're up here hawking fucking pillows, wtf man

42 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Why am I not surprised? This is him leaning against Dotard's chair in the Oval Office (standing beside the lady in the blue dress).

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2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Now we're up here hawking fucking pillows, wtf man

CNN cut away from the infomercial

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

CNN cut away from the infomercial

they came back, mostly, i think because the wind is blowing and trump's hair is fluttering dangerously.

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I mean it does if you're going to say how things look in a different country entirely.

No different than showing what a regular day at BFBama trailer park looks and call it New York.

BFBama trailer park being compared Oklahoma trailer park would probably be a better analogy. My point being is that in a few weeks the guy's attempted point is not going to mean shit. He is saying media is trying to make things worse than they really are and in two to three weeks the media will not be needed to make the point if projections hold true.

https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

"yes, oan?"

"sir, i know there's a virus out there, but i want to talk about abortions for a minute."

Just now, henrygandorf said:

"yes, oan?"

"sir, i know there's a virus out there, but i want to talk about abortions for a minute."

Priorities 

"Yes, the 100k number is based on states not doing stuff like keeping beaches open and having big church services!"

Reporter: Are you prepared for a cyclical virus?

Trump: I hope it doesn't happen.

Fauci: It most definitely is going to happen.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, why was the fucking my pillow guy on there?

Huge Trump supporter

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, why was the fucking my pillow guy on there?

Never miss an opportunity to hawk products at these "press conferences". 

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Jim Acosta with the heat seeking missile

I could cause panic better than you!

Just now, RPM said:

Jim Acosta with the heat seeking missile

yeah, he may never be invited back, that was the fucking jugular.

lulz, trump just told jim acosta from cnn that he should go to the hospital and report from there, or something, and then claimed that he didn't know who jim acosta from cnn even was.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

lulz, trump just told jim acosta from cnn that he should go to the hospital and report from there, or something, and then claimed that he didn't know who jim acosta from cnn even was.

For those of us not watching, what did Acosta ask him?

Gotta give Trump credit, he's a pro at interrupting reporters when the question starts to dig and spin the answer into personal accomplishment.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You can still go to the grocery store, no?

Lowe’s run to grab mulch and gardening shit to keep busy.

Just now, RPM said:

Gotta give Trump credit, he's a pro at interrupting reporters when the question starts to dig and spin the answer into personal accomplishment.

But he fails at it.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I guess I'm having trouble seeing the issue here if a small town wants to be stupid.  Isn't this just Darwin?

I'm more worried about them coming to the cities and spreading it around and starting a brand new round of quarantines because they couldn't be bothered to slow their roll like the rest of us.  

He says Seoul, South Korea population is 38 million.  Google says it's less than 10.

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But he fails at it.

Oh, his answers are pure shit. But he knows when to hit the eject button like with his last question.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

For those of us not watching, what did Acosta ask him?

you know those quotes from about a month ago of trump downplaying COVID? jim just read them aloud, and was asking him to rationalize that. basically that political ad, read aloud to trump's face. got to give acosta credit for going for it.

 

He interrupts as a defense mechanism. 

BTW, we need to add "Snarky" to the Surly drinking game bingo card.

And again he cannot handle a question from a woman.  Especially a woman of color.

Wow.  He just cannot fucking handle it.

What a mentally ill fucking child.

Just now, SameSame said:

And again he cannot handle a question from a woman.  Especially a woman of color.

Wow.  He just cannot fucking handle it.

What a mentally ill fucking child.

FTR, it was the same woman.

CNN is spot on, he cannot handle questions about accountability.  It spins his brain out of control.

4 minutes ago, SameSame said:

He says Seoul, South Korea population is 38 million.  Google says it's less than 10.

57 states!!!!! 

11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, he may never be invited back, that was the fucking jugular.

and Trump's response could have come straight out of the first two episodes of Chernobyl. Lying "to avoid mass panic."

9 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

For those of us not watching, what did Acosta ask him?

He directly quoted Trump from a few weeks ago.  He hates that.

6 minutes ago, SameSame said:

And again he cannot handle a question from a woman.  Especially a woman of color.

 

In fairness, they will try a man's patience.

i was putting the clothes in the dryer.  what did yamiche ask?

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10 minutes ago, SameSame said:

He says Seoul, South Korea population is 38 million.  Google says it's less than 10.

Tokyo is listed roughly 38 million.  I wonder if he realizes those are two different places.

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1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Tokyo is listed roughly 38 million.  I wonder if he realizes those are two different places.

He thinks it's all part of China.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i was putting the clothes in the dryer.  what did yamiche ask?

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how come our testing capacity does not match up to south korea's?

i honestly think he cannot give her a real answer to that, because i honestly think he doesn't understand the concept of "per capita."

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

i was putting the clothes in the dryer.  what did yamiche ask?

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She wanted him to comment on the fact that our per capita testing is so much lower than South Korea's.

He didn't like that so he insulted her then turned tail and ran.

The president of the United States is a thin-skinned cunt.

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Only 28 million off..I mean what do want from the guy, humility and honesty?  Come on man

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