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Just now, UDontKnow said:

We're borrowing at zero? WTF is he talking about?

He has no idea. 

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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We should refi the national debt!

Who am I kidding, he'd get a reverse mortgage.

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"mr president, have the models that you guys completely made up changed at all?"

Was that a joke about banging models?

Not this kind of model....

hahahaha yes it fucking was jesus christ

 

Wisky wanting to delay elections because of a Trump endorsement?

goddamn I'm glad I'm not watching. I'm already drinking, smoking, and toking. I would probably just go drink bleach and end it all.

Gotta admit, Voter ID wasn't on my bingo card.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Wisky wanting to delay elections because of a Trump endorsement?

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Just now, RPM said:

Gotta admit, Voter ID wasn't on my bingo card.

Scores big with all the other Uncle Donalds out there ranting and raving on Twitter and Facebook. 

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Oh boy, now going off on Voter ID, because people want to cheat  For fuck's sake

He knew he was losing it, bailed out immediately 

TBH, I have no problem with Trump not wearing a mask. In fact, I heartily endorse his choice.

23 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Every one of these news conferences should ask him who dismantled the Pandemic Response Team...EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM.  He can fold and blame someone on his team but he needs to be asked over and over.  When he states who it was...if he throws someone under the bus (pence) he needs to be asked why that person wasn't let go.  Or at least throw some shoes at his fat orange head. 

Technically, it was Bolton.

I'm not sure even Trump is stupid enough to admit the teams were gutted just to slay Bolton, though.

14 minutes ago, RPM said:

We should refi the national debt!

Who am I kidding, he'd get a reverse mortgage.

I think he's trying to cash out on our country's whole life policy.

So the new playbook is anytime the task force issues new guidance that Trump is either going to downplay or not follow, Fauci can’t be out there. Can’t have someone that is going to respond negatively for the cameras or answer honestly that the president is wrong. 

17 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I admit I was hard on Fauci initially. And it appears that he reached his breaking point with the bullshit and began behaving like a physician should be. Birx gets a pass because of previous achievements with HIV, but she is definitely past her prime and in over her head. Jerome Adams, Surgeon General, is allegedly an anesthesiologist and I am wondering how he got through medical school, much less residency (Anesthesiology residency is no fucking joke!). And Seema Verma, wannabe physician, dunno how she's married to a child psychiatrist, because all she does is try to stick it to the physicians.

Because child psychiatrists don't get paid by CMS.

You could tell Trump is mad at Kush cause he didn't bother to say what a great job he was doing

i typically like when they bring in new characters, especially this season, but i think kushner's agent might need to have the "eric stoltz" conversation with him.

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Be interesting to see how Team GOP goes with this.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Be interesting to see how Team GOP goes with this.

I'm worried about the massive orgasm Bernie is having. His heart can't handle that.

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'm worried about the massive orgasm Bernie is having. His heart can't handle that.

Could you not talk about old men (regardless of party affiliation) and orgasms? kthxbai!

I seriously always thought that is the best strategy. Have football coaches make a national PSA letting folks know if they don’t stay home, there will be no football this year.
 
either that or pray your and my governors grow a pair. Yours did.


Listen, when all the behind the scenes books and docuseries are released in the future, I will not at all be shocked to discover Governor MeeMaw got a call on the red telephone from Nick Saban telling her if she doesn’t get her ass in gear then he plans to announce Alabama won’t be playing football and it’s all her fault.

If there’s one person in this state that scares politicians more than Donald Trump, it’s Nick Saban.
48 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Be interesting to see how Team GOP goes with this.

If they're smart, they run with it and leave the Dems holding the bag.

But they aren't smart, and neither are the Dems, so both will spend the next year squabbling over who loves private insurers more.

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Every one of these news conferences should ask him who dismantled the Pandemic Response Team.... 

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

the 2 most only competent people in this task force were appointed by previous presidents

FIFY.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hope he doesn't wear a mask.

And I hope he gets it.

And I hope he dies.

And I hope he dies from suffocation, with a malfunctioning ventilator.

Wishing death on people seems like a bad karmic move at this point, but I know that some of you guys are really in to it.  Hope that works out well for you. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Wishing death on people seems like a bad karmic move at this point, but I know that some of you guys are really in to it.  Hope that works out well for you. 

I've tried to avoid it, no matter how tempting. 

I still want to beat Kushner's ass though. 

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

I've tried to avoid it, no matter how tempting. 

I still want to beat Kushner's ass though. 

Olds, kushner, people opposed politically. It's a slope I guess. 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Gotta admit, Voter ID wasn't on my bingo card.

Wasn't on mine either. Since he is having these every day, it may require multiple cards. I didn't have models either, though. If he is holding one tomorrow, I may add Space Force. It's been flying under the radar.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Wishing death on people seems like a bad karmic move at this point, but I know that some of you guys are really in to it.  Hope that works out well for you. 

How about a pox then?  A pox on their houses?

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Olds, kushner, people opposed politically. It's a slope I guess. 

When did I want to beat up the olds?

I didn't want to hit the CenTex Klan. They were pathetic in their black hats and shirts behind the chain link fence down at the courthouse. 

I'll holler at the opposition. But, no more than they holler at me. 

I didn't destroy the norms. I don't have to abide by them if they don't. 

 

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

I didn't destroy the norms. I don't have to abide by them if they don't. 

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19 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I've tried to avoid it, no matter how tempting. 

I still want to beat Kushner's ass though. 

I too try not to wish death on another one of God's creatures. It's a bad habit for a human. I'm not always successful though, especially with those who've shown themselves indifferent to or gleeful about the suffering of others. Ironic and hypocritical perhaps, but I become the avenging angel, the judge Judy and executioner. With Limbaugh, I take my gloves off and sleep just fine. 

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7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 

I too try not to wish death on another one of God's creatures. It's a bad habit for a human. I'm not always successful though, especially with those who've shown themselves indifferent to or gleeful about the suffering of others. Ironic and hypocritical perhaps, but I become the avenging angel, the judge Judy and executioner. With Limbaugh, I take my gloves off and sleep just fine. 

I don't think it's wrong to wish the worst outcome for those that put politics before survival. This is a science rules battle. 

In terms of self-righteous moralizing, refusing to wish death on someone no matter how evil they are is fine, I guess.  But it‘s really the least a sanctimonious prick could do.  Those of us who like to get really holier than thou wish Hitler was still alive and doing better than ever!

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1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

First model he hasn't had to pay for.

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