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Just now, FondrenRoad said:

It makes sense.  Whenever I need medical advice, I always look to senile old lawyers rather than medical professionals.  I only go to doctors to get my taxes done.

right, and I use a proctologist as a dentist

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Maybe we should use those invisible jets to fight the war against the invisible enemy right Dotard?

3 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

??? He said the Trump administration's flat out lying to us about not needing masks is criminal and the American people should revolt. 

He also called out pelosi and de Blasio for trying to downplay it for their own personal benefit in the early stages. 

He's right about all of that

He said trump admin lies about masks only but never calls out him at all of the whole situation. 
Look At the steps Cali took once they found out vs what trump is doing? Seems one sided.

why bring in pelosi in it at all when she doesn’t have nearly any power when compared to trump.
yea Tulsi would solve the ducking problem, 


I have listened to him on the podcast before and he loves to blame the left but has yet mention the right at all

38 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I would agree that Donald Trump is marginally smarter than a virus. 

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5 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Not that distant.  If he wins 2020, NY, CA, and a number of other states are gonna test the secession waters. 

Trump's message has been pretty clear. The states are on their own. Since we are on our own, we are going to need to keep our tax money in house.  NY could have had a stellar stockpile with only a fraction of the $280 billion it sends to the federal gov't every year. 

That being said, a breakup can be done peacefully.  And even if Trump loses, the nation is simply no longer sustainable. No point in yo-yoing between Trumpism and milquetoast centrism for the next 2 decades first. We should just get it over with. 

As terrifying as this is.....you’re not wrong.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Kelly Loeffler. Inside traitor.

Better.

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Goodness, her name was even Karen.

The programmers for this phase of the simulation are really on top of their game.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Fuck you Carole Baskins.

26 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

right, and I use a proctologist as a dentist

Well, that explains my last root canal.  Fuck.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

I’m guessing that calling it the Chinese virus wasn’t picking up much traction in right wing circles, so they pivoted to calling it “invisible” to support Trump’s excuse that nobody could have seen it coming. 

More likely they needed the Chinese to not block shipments of masks, etc to the US so Trump backed off.

14 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Goodness, her name was even Karen.

Oh, it gets even better.  Yesterday I looked her up on LinkedIn -- she was in HR.

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well that's just grrrreat. 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Which Inside trader Kelly Loeffler are you talking about? When talking about inside trader Kelly Loeffler are you talking about inside trader Kelly Loeffler that is married to the Wall Street guy and thus is an inside trader by way of a very slimy case of inside trader connection by marriage or do you mean inside trader Kelly Loeffler who is a Senator using that particular position to be inside trader Kelly Loeffler by way of privileged information, which coincidentally is insider trading? Pity that both inside trader Kelly Loeffler personas are one and the same and are inside trader cases that should be prosecuted and result in resignation from the Senate for insider trading. That's what inside trader Kelly Loeffler should do. Resign for insider trading.

Oh.  That Kelly Loeffler, of the insider trading fame.

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Basking in the glow of human suffering is generally speaking a bad look. 

No one on this board is “basking” , you equivocating coward.

Kovid Karen is EXACTLY the kind of cautionary tale that needs to be forced fed into the faces of every single person blithering about “it’s just the flu” or “what about car accidents” or “this is just a political stunt to take down the president”.

These were the last words she posted on social media before Covid-19 said “Hold my beer!” -

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Her stupidity and insular myopic view of “other people” got her killed, put her kids lives in danger, and put her entire community in danger.

If me pointing out she’s the perfect illustration of “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” is “reveling” in your mind of fun house mirrors, then give me a fucking party hat and some cake.
54 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

For the millionth time, those drugs may or may not work.  They are just shit slinging.

You don't get to, or you shouldn't, stand up like King Kong after 94 defeats and 1 victory.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

No one on this board is “basking” , you equivocating coward.

I didn't claim anyone was.  I answered the question posed by jimmy and no more. That you knee jerk into a defensiveness says a bit. 

I didn't claim anyone was.  I answered the question posed by jimmy and no more. That you knee jerk into a defensiveness says a bit. 

Sick of you =/= defensiveness

But you not understanding women is not a great shock.

Y'all are almost as much of a beating as CTJ.  Knock it off (please).

Just now, Bama Chick said:


Sick of you =/= defensiveness

But you not understanding women is not a great shock.

Yes, emote more about imaginary insults to your womenhood. 

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Fauci getting his freak on. 

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

I watched the video, and her point was that in the US you have a 50% survival rate once on a ventilator and patients are sometimes on them for one to four weeks and she further stated that at some point the patient needs to come off the vent and see how it goes: essentially live or die.

That being said, she then goes on to say, "and that frees up ventilators. " Which, while obvious, sounded just a little too cheerful IMO but it's Fox Don't Give a Fuck About Feelings Unless You're GOP News.

I'm taking notes, though, because these are the same people that rail on doctors and folks who wish to remove their loved one from a machine etc in order to have a peaceful passing after a life of suffering. They will get all up in people's business but here it's 'oh don't be a drain on the economy" after regulating women's health care decisions, some of which have extreme economic impacts, or caring little about the pollution that causes asthma in children or the water in Flint, and on and on. Shaking my head on a Sunday.

Yup, Remember Terry schiawo

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

More likely they needed the Chinese to not block shipments of masks, etc to the US so Trump backed off.

Yeah, that’s more likely it. Xi said knock it off or no help. Trump caved like a bitch. 

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

People could, and should, descent on Washington if this election is stolen.

that should have started after Helsinki.

and pretty much every point in time since then.  

Everybody's got time to give their opinion, but nobody's got time to learn anything. 

30 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

SoCiAliSM! They ain’t got no freedom there

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I would agree that Donald Trump is marginally smarter than a virus. 

Yeah but his bone spurs make him decidedly weaker than the virus. Going to give the edge to the virus here, especially as this goes into the later rounds. 

17 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Whoa

 

Gotta keep the beaches open. 

I doubt that Gov. Kemp is paying attention. 

Can this attention whore not give of ONE day off from his insanity?


jesus what a fucking cunt "he's not able to what hes supposed to do, hes not performed well" talking about the mayor of illinois

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Can this attention whore not give of ONE day off from his insanity?

 

He thinks he is doing a rally every time he gets in front of camera 

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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Can this attention whore not give of ONE day off from his insanity?

 

Trump says the Illinois governor is complaining all the time. "he has not performed well." Trump didn't appear to notice that the soldier man to his right just coughed.

21 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Everybody's got time to give their opinion, but nobody's got time to learn anything. 

Merica right there, sadly

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All these psycho blondes from FOX enjoying pain and death. I recall a move poster from my youth.

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Right in front of my wife and her lawyer. 

Learning about myself being cooped up.  One thing is I'll forgive a lot for a shot at a firm feeling woman, including nazism or whatever.

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"We inherited a broken system" Really, it wasn't that broken. Maybe YOU broke it.

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Right in front of my wife and her lawyer. 

Learning about myself being cooped up.  One thing is I'll forgive a lot for a shot at a firm feeling woman, including nazism or whatever.

Don’t forget to have a notary present.

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