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1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

They're not even trying to hide their corruption. They need to feed at the trough and so they get people out of the way that might blow the whistle on them and slow them down. They are treating this pandemic like the boon it is for them. I don't think there will be elections in November, and if they allow it, it will be because they are rigged. It sucks to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist but shit like this right out in the open convinces me that is what is happening. His crime organization has co-opted our government much like the corona virus co-opts cells. 

I'm shocked how close I am to agreeing with this. 

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34 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Fuck man, that is heartbreaking.

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He will be played by Bradley Whitford when Shitshow: The Movie comes out.

A true fall from grace for Josh Lyman.

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

You should probably read the entire article and understand the entire story before your get triggered. When people say "fake news" it's misleading bull shit like this headline that gets CNN this bad reputation. 

What is misleading? Looks like a straightforward factual statement to me. 

14 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He will be played by Bradley Whitford when Shitshow: The Movie comes out.

Already has a pretty good primer character.

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if any one thing sticks around after this, it should be liquor delivery.

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

acting navy secretary has now resigned.

flying 36 hours and getting yourself fired to own the libs

2 hours ago, DigDug said:

hand jobs

All performed by Trump on himself. 

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

if any one thing sticks around after this, it should be liquor delivery.

If COVID-19 killed TABC's bullshit rules, I don't think anybody would shed a tear

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"I will protect you if your governor fails." Oh! So Ron DeSantis?

he just came half a breath away from saying "eleventy million."

I don't think that it can be overstated how much of a lift launching 10 trials, with more to come, and 2 vax already in testing is.  Everybody likes to hate on Pharma, and for good reason, but mobilizing this sort of a response is a pretty awesome thing on their part. 

Meanwhile, while trump lies, happening in America:

 

Skorj.  Indastry.  182 countries. 

I might have thought this episode was a re-run if he hadn't updated the number of countries.

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I would have more than one sign and none of them would flatter the GOP or the 5 judges either that's for sure.

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Travel Ban Bingo space.

Always looking into things. Someone give him a pair of glasses. He does a lot of looking but he never sees. Unless it's a penny in a taxpayer's pocket.

putting a hold on funding to the WHO. during a pandemic. i mean, whatever. he's trying to blame them for his own inaction and paralysis. 

announcing a new hashtag!

please, dear citizens, troll trump with this hashtag.  i know you're out there.

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Who writes his speeches? This is not well written. Or does Trump just mangle some prose and makes it worse?

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Ernest Hemingway shout out. Bwahaha. No way that man has read even the short stories.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Who writes his speeches? This is not well written. Or does Trump just mangle some prose and makes it worse?

Yes.

In case there were any questions:

Outgoing:

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Incoming:

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I was right btw it will go eventually go away lol

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Reporter quotes back at him on "it will go away" in light of the memos. Trump throws the travel ban distress flag up.

In case there were any questions:
Outgoing:
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Incoming:
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I’m sensing a pattern. 4,3,2,1.
1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Navarro question. Nobody says "it's going to happen." Orly?

ha, and he hilariously claims that he never got the memo. no shit, sherlock, you never get the fucking memo.

he also said that he "Didn't go looking for it."

what's the point of navarro writing the memo, unless to alert the fucking president to the fucking threat?

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I don't think those reporters read the suggestions by the journalism prof. They really should because he is word salading them again and again.

I’m convinced that Trump thinks just the act itself of writing a letter is a fireable offense.

Navarro memo Jan 29. 

Trump never saw it or read it.

Trump implements Chinese "travel ban" Jan 30.

 

They can't let this go.

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Keep hammering him on this

hahahaha, he's already walking back suspension of funding to the who. "i never said that." "you did say that." "i said we are going to look at that."

narrarator: he actually said that they were going to put a temporary hold on funding to the who.

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