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2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

I suppose the virus came for a reason.

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Sooooo, . . . to what Democratic candidates am I contributing my unexpected windfall?

Amy McGrath in Kentucky can probably use all the help she can get. She's running to unseat Mitch McConnell. 

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Look at these Michigan fucks.

(I’m glad Ohio and Michigan took the PR hit on this one because this shit is usually SO Alabama.)

They gonna shoot the virus?

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How are these idiots not just the white equivalent of Islamic extremists?

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

How are these idiots not just the white equivalent of Islamic extremists?

Narrator: Oh, they are.

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

How are these idiots not just the white equivalent of Islamic extremists?

Not enough facial hair and caps instead of turbans? Everything else checks out.

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How are these idiots not just the white equivalent of Islamic extremists?

They are.

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Y’all Queda
20 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Holy shit, those 181 bands must have REALLY sucked. 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


They are.

Vanilla ISIS
Y’all Queda

Y'all Queda, that's a keeper!

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Y'all Queda, that's a keeper!

Except it's Y'all Qaeda. Talibaptists also works. 

24 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

lolwut?  why not Porky Pig?  why not...why not Kenny fucking Loggins?  I mean, c'mon man.

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I had the same surprise overnight, and it didn't occur to me until seeing your post what happened.  2018 was when Congress passed the "tax cut," which wasn't a tax cut for me because it eliminated my deduction for my Longhorn Foundation contribution and capped my SALT deduction.  So before year-end, we bought two cars and prepaid the Longhorn Foundation for five years.

So my 2018 AGI was for shit.  And as a result, I bizarrely got money in my account overnight.  Good thing I procrastinated in filing my 2019 return.

Sooooo, . . . to what Democratic candidates am I contributing my unexpected windfall?

You should give it to Biden. A 24 hour in home caregiver is expensive.  

"So like, where are you from?"

"Sweetie, I'm from the part of Lansing, Michigan that still hoists the Confederate Flag."

I don't think that's quite the panty-dropper you think it is...

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

That’s what you get for selling fake coronavirus cures.

But thoughts and prayers, ya scam artist.

 

I have an idea:  let's all sign over our $1,200 checks to him.  Problems solved!

40 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

It took me a minute to realize that’s a real photo.   I thought it was the picture from Merriam Webster next to the phrase “window-licking morons”.  

29 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

You should give it to Biden. A 24 hour in home caregiver is expensive.  

Badump ump. Crash.

 

In a follow up to my aunt’s passing, I’ve been given a job to complete.  If anyone in the greater Dallas area would like to give an old cat a new home, please pm me.  I’ll deliver.   If anyone has some contact info for a no-kill animal shelter in the Frisco area that would be appreciated as well.

31 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

You should give it to Biden. A 24 hour in home caregiver is expensive.  

THAT'S what you drive by with? 

 

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

In a follow up to my aunt’s passing, I’ve been given a job to complete.  If anyone in the greater Dallas area would like to give an old cat a new home, please pm me.  I’ll deliver.   If anyone has some contact info for a no-kill animal shelter in the Frisco area that would be appreciated as well.

Watch out. If it curls up in your lap you might be hooked. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Watch out. If it curls up in your lap you might be hooked. 

I’m not a cat person, and if I brought it home, I’m pretty sure my lab would murder it within the first hour.

9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

In a follow up to my aunt’s passing, I’ve been given a job to complete.  If anyone in the greater Dallas area would like to give an old cat a new home, please pm me.  I’ll deliver.   If anyone has some contact info for a no-kill animal shelter in the Frisco area that would be appreciated as well.

If it was In Austin I might take it. Our 18yo cat died in September and I really didn’t miss her until this shit hit. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Look at these Michigan fucks.

(I’m glad Ohio and Michigan took the PR hit on this one because this shit is usually SO Alabama.)

They gonna shoot the virus?

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Who's who of Michigan white trash 

Just now, conVINCEd said:

I’m not a cat person, and if I brought it home, I’m pretty sure my lab would murder it within the first hour.

Don't be so sure about that. Seen too many Not a Cat Person get weak. All of mine are rescues in one from or another. One dog and one cat were both inherited from people I never met. Fat Sausage and Chububba. They both lost some weight, but those names stuck. 

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

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12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If it was In Austin I might take it. Our 18yo cat died in September and I really didn’t miss her until this shit hit. 

If I don’t find a taker in the next few days, I’d consider meeting you in Waco.

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If I don’t find a taker in the next few days, I’d consider meeting you in Waco.

my wife was studying In grad school at UT Southwestern while I was at UT Austin. Been quite a while since I’ve thought about a Pussy handoff in Waco. 

40 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m not a cat person, and if I brought it home, I’m pretty sure my lab would murder it within the first hour.

Problem solved. 

24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

my wife was studying In grad school at UT Southwestern while I was at UT Austin. Been quite a while since I’ve thought about a Pussy handoff in Waco. 

This is why I never put you on ignore when you go into your both sides shit. 😏

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57 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Who's who of Michigan white trash 

What day will Ted Nugent join in the festivities.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What day will Ted Nugent join in the festivities.

He heard we were in a war with covid so he's been busy shiting his pants and not bathing to avoid service.

30 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What day will Ted Nugent join in the festivities.

He ain't lived up there in years. He might retreat from around Waco in the summer but he's got a place down here.

The only reason I know this is because Bourdain went to see him. He got a lot of flak for it too. 

 

10 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

That may be GOP SOP, but Trump is the absolute master of gaslighting.  Every failure is someone else’s fault.  Every success is his own.  And oh, how they persecute him!  All those meanies jealous of his genius and his munificence. They just want to see him fail.  If his followers suffer, it is only because Trump’s detractors want them to suffer and not because he’s robbing them blind and fucking them over to satisfy his own narcissistic lust for power, adulation, and money.  No, no.  It is the critics’ fault! The heretics! The unbelievers!

We elected Jim Jones to the presidency.  It’s a sad fact of human nature that so many of us are so fucking stupid and gullible that we routinely fall prey to obvious con artists.  

I wouldn't say he's a master, he's just so unbelievably relentless and uncompromising about it. In situations where most people would possess some level of shame at the epic amount of intellectual dishonesty being spewed, he trudges forward without the least bit of guilt or fear that it will damage his credibility. 

Plenty of doorknobs and subway handles to lick on in NYC, Laura.


It needs to be repeated, apparently over and over again:  the CR is not "liberal".  The majority of participants are actually conservative by nature, but smart enough to see the malfeasance that is being foisted on this country by what started as the "Tea Party".
I have zero doubt that, were the political state of this country to revert to where it was a while back, many of the CR regulars would also align themselves with that movement.  They're not hippies (well not, all of them).

It does not need to be repeated.

Of course.




Any of these protesters that inevitably get coronavirus should not have any precious resources wasted on them.

so many connections to russia

42 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

I wouldn't say he's a master, he's just so unbelievably relentless and uncompromising about it. In situations where most people would possess some level of shame at the epic amount of intellectual dishonesty being spewed, he trudges forward without the least bit of guilt or fear that it will damage his credibility. 

I actually believe he has no idea he's lying.  I think the "truth" for him is whatever pops into his head at any given point in time.  When he contradicts himself, he either doesn't recall any contradictory statements he might have made, or he just doesn't recognize the contradiction at all.  When he tells a lie, to him it's true.

I don't think he harbors a shred of the ability to discern right from wrong.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I actually believe he has no idea he's lying.  I think the "truth" for him is whatever pops into his head at any given point in time.  When he contradicts himself, he either doesn't recall any contradictory statements he might have made, or he just doesn't recognize the contradiction at all.  When he tells a lie, to him it's true.

I don't think he harbors a shred of the ability to discern right from wrong.

Yeah, this is how NPD works. 

interested in seeing how the red-state gov partnerships shake out. bunch of anxious texting going on. 
dear arkansas, i like you, do you like me?  should we go to homecoming?
-mississippi

It’s more like “hey cousin, wanna fuck?”
50 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Plenty of doorknobs and subway handles to lick on in NYC, Laura.

 



Mass gatherings in front of state capitols and packing them into church like sardines to own the libs!

2 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

The fattie with the mask. Family Guy Fawkes

 

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