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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Friendly reminder the leader of the free world has no idea how to stand.  

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It's the bone spurs.

Also, a short-fingered vulgarian.

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11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We can only hope ....

 

 

Good.

Feels like we’re speeding up the Idiocracy timeline doesn’t it? I mean my god look at these people.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Feels like we’re speeding up the Idiocracy timeline doesn’t it? I mean my god look at these people.

 

 

Awwwww, sucks for you.

But your buddies are assuring everyone it’s all a hoax so no problem, right?


We say this all the time, but it is still amazing to me, that someone could watch that unhinged fool stand up there and rant today, then come back and say 'yeah that sounds reasonable, that's what a leader sounds like'.

That you can hear all that and say, 'he's not lying, he's not completely full of shit'.

Crazy.

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What what

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44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Feels like we’re speeding up the Idiocracy timeline doesn’t it? I mean my god look at these people.

I can't wait for them to tell us all what plants crave.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We can only hope ....

 

 

Wrathful God, I'm looking at You. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man is a complete idiot. Great job trumpers, stand by your man I until the very end.

are trumpers ready to go down with the ship ?

They're all rats, so they'll be the first to abandon ship.

7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

While progressives & Dems are bickering over whether or not to vote for Biden and lack of enthusiasm, the GOP is implementing their plan for political warfare heading into the General Election. 

 

Democrats are giant Pussies, their candidate didn’t make it and they won’t vote for the other candidate. 
they don’t care about winning, only about their guy winning.

while the Rs are together on their bullshit, the Ds are tearing each other apart and doing everything against Biden 

Last I checked, Sanders and Warren both endorsed Biden. Not sure what you guys are seeing. 

4 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Democrats are giant Pussies, their candidate didn’t make it and they won’t vote for the other candidate. 
they don’t care about winning, only about their guy winning.

while the Rs are together on their bullshit, the Ds are tearing each other apart and doing everything against Biden 

Obama is going to be needed early and often in this election.  Hell, I would even support tabbing Michelle as VP.

Caint we all just get along:

 

13 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Last I checked, Sanders and Warren both endorsed Biden. Not sure what you guys are seeing. 

I think it's the many thousands of posts on Twitter by Bernie Bros who are saying never Trump & never Biden.  

30 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Obama is going to be needed early and often in this election.  Hell, I would even support tabbing Michelle as VP.

Obama needs to be out there campaigning like he is running for a position, he needs to get the base unified.

biden needs to pick Warren, Sandars, Harris as VP

1 hour ago, SameSame said:

We say this all the time, but it is still amazing to me, that someone could watch that unhinged fool stand up there and rant today, then come back and say 'yeah that sounds reasonable, that's what a leader sounds like'.

That you can hear all that and say, 'he's not lying, he's not completely full of shit'.

Crazy.

It's beyond belief, really. There is a small part of me that is still waiting to wake up and see that his approval rating dropped to like 5%. Like, people coming out of a trance en masse. I know we joke about a simulation, but, yeah. 

Caint we all just get along:
 

It’s fun to watch the same people who had an aneurysm when someone dared mention Barron’s name during testimony before Congress relentlessly taunt and mock Greta.
23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's beyond belief, really. There is a small part of me that is still waiting to wake up and see that his approval rating dropped to like 5%. Like, people coming out of a trance en masse. I know we joke about a simulation, but, yeah. 

I don't need it to drop to 5%.  I would just like to see it move from his standard 35% down a few percentage points.  I would like to think some tiny, tiny part of that core Trump supporter who has been there by his side for three years has watched the press conferences and his work as it relates to the pandemic and said - you know what - I was a ride or die Trump supporter, but people are now dying and he is not helping.  One leader in the Senate or the House to blast him for his handling the situation.  Just one.  

None of this will happen....so now I am left with cheering for those that want to protest and liberate these states to go forth and enjoy life just like you did this time last year.    

 

3 minutes ago, deech said:

I don't need it to drop to 5%.  I would just like to see it move from his standard 35% down a few percentage points.  I would like to think some tiny, tiny part of that core Trump supporter who has been there by his side for three years has watched the press conferences and his work as it relates to the pandemic and said - you know what - I was a ride or die Trump supporter, but people are now dying and he is not helping.  One leader in the Senate or the House to blast him for his handling the situation.  Just one.  

None of this will happen....so now I am left with cheering for those that want to protest and liberate these states to go forth and enjoy life just like you did this time last year.    

 

It ain’t dripping below 35%, of those ppl Daughter was raped by trump they would still support Him and hold her down 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Feels like we’re speeding up the Idiocracy timeline doesn’t it? I mean my god look at these people.

We are about to begin a battle for our nation.  And it is between those of us with a functioning brain, and the vast hoards of the stupid you see in those photos.  

It is the long simmering result of our turning our back on education, and the rise of Fox and Rush and company.  In the past, stupid people knew they were not smart, or educated on issues like science.    They respected the educated, and realized that they knew more.   Now, Fox and Facebook have told them for years that THEY know what it going on.   THEY are the smart ones, not the NY Times readers.    THEY are smart.  Listen to my talking points I heard today from both Fox TV AND radio!!!   More importantly, they have been told repeatedly that those fancy paints eggheads are REALLY not smart at all....that THEY are smarter than the stupid libtards from egg-head schools, and they don't need to listen to them.       All that stuff is FAKE!    They send each other Facebook posts with simple slogans telling each other that they are right - that the eggheads are stupid lying liberals.   Every problem in Trump World is simple; every issue is black and white.    Climate change, vaccines, Covid-19 - all made up, just like most of the stuff you hear Hannity and Alex Jones  prove is wrong.   

Well Surly, it is not going to get any better any time soon.   The folks on Team Stupid are strong.  They are strong because they have numbers, and, importantly,  because they are unified.   They have a simple and easy to understand answer to all problems.   It is those libtards who talk with faggy Beta word-speak -  like "nuance", and "measured", and "diplomatic" - and "complex solutions to difficult problems."   

Dear God, now I finally get the thing about 'sips and Aggy.  It is like Aggy was the Borg and spread out across America, assimilating.    I am decidedly on Team Hook 'Em.   With the fancy-schmancy, big word using, science appreciating team.      We will have to overthrow the whole GOP to get this country back from the science hating track.   We face an Army of Swams and 8Badmofo31s.   Which is to say, nothing can ever be said or done to convince them they are wrong.   Everyone in their family dying of Cofid-19 will not change their mind.   They'd say it was the other flu and a 'dimocrat' plot to hurt Trump with fake Covid-19 autopsy stats.   I'm not really sure we will win in the end.

I'll be at Brisket's, buying ledge-sitting pads for my ass.    

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Awwwww, sucks for you.

But your buddies are assuring everyone it’s all a hoax so no problem, right?

 

 

Fuck that hysterical drama queen.  Disregarding all his illegal behavior, a CV19 infection is hardly "essentially a death sentence".  Maybe for 1 in 20, worst case. 

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I just can’t believe we have people protesting the state actions to contain the virus by shutting down for 4-6 weeks. We have China, SK, Italy, England, NY and elsewhere that demonstrates how serious this is and yet people either don’t believe it, or think that is an inappropriate response?

Also, is it true that right wing wealthy people are financing some of these protests?

The same people protesting are the first to tell you to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and have 6 months cash reserve in the bank.

I’m amazed at the number of GOP businesses who couldn’t last a week shut. Great accounting there, guys.

 

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

I think it's the many thousands of posts on Twitter by Bernie Bros who are saying never Trump & never Biden.  

Oh. Fucking Twitter. It amplifies the voices of idiots (and bots and fake accounts). It's not an accurate gauge of the voting public. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s fun to watch the same people who had an aneurysm when someone dared mention Barron’s name during testimony before Congress relentlessly taunt and mock Greta.

What a coincidence. That also describes Trump's behavior. 

1 hour ago, zork said:

Caint we all just get along:

 

Don’t you have a fire Fauci rally to get to?

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You are celebrating? What the fuck is wrong with you. He left March 1st. Plus he lives in New York which, and I’m guessing by your gif you’re thrilled he’s dead, means his republican vote was irrelevant. So in general you are just happy some old guy is dead because he watched Fox News. What the fuck.
1 minute ago, babysdaddy said:


You are celebrating? What the fuck is wrong with you. He left March 1st. Plus he lives in New York which, and I’m guessing by your gif you’re thrilled he’s dead, means his republican vote was irrelevant. So in general you are just happy some old guy is dead because he watched Fox News. What the fuck.

When cutting out cancer you can't afford to get sentimental

5 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:


You are celebrating? What the fuck is wrong with you. 

Welcome to the cloaky. 

17 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:


You are celebrating? What the fuck is wrong with you. He left March 1st. Plus he lives in New York which, and I’m guessing by your gif you’re thrilled he’s dead, means his republican vote was irrelevant. So in general you are just happy some old guy is dead because he watched Fox News. What the fuck.

We should be sad because he believed in a cause and died for it?

lets just celebrate that he died for what he believed in.

that makes it better, right?

At what point do you go like, shit; should have listened to people who know shit, instead of idiots.

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5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Whoops didn't mean to quote ya.

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Friendly reminder the leader of the free world has no idea how to stand.  

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At first I thought he was leaning forward on his toes, but his feet are as flat Selena Gomez's tits.

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Last I checked, Sanders and Warren both endorsed Biden. Not sure what you guys are seeing. 

Well BT said that even though he has enthusiastically voted for every dem president candidate since FDR he’s not voting for Biden unless Biden specifically and publicly claims something that only BT will let us all know is at some point.

Its an enigma.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Dying to own the libs.

 

Thoughts and prayers!

Maybe consider suing Fox News?

49 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

The racial disparity is duly noted, but I fucking hate anyone that blocks the streets. Any of you fellow Houstonians remember that fucktard that blocked off I-45 N just so he could propose to some chic? If I were judge, he'd get 30 days jail and a hefty fine for his dipshittery and maybe the girl (and anyone else involved) would get a few days for not trying to stop his dipshittery.

If trump and the trumpkins want to continue with the hate rallies I’m ok with that. 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

If trump and the trumpkins want to continue with the hate rallies I’m ok with that. 

Trumpkins would fill an arena tomorrow but he’s not willing to travel outside DC. I wonder why. 

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Trumpkins would fill an arena tomorrow but he’s not willing to travel outside DC. I wonder why. 

He can live steam them while they are in the convention centers, win win 

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