Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Which begs the question: what risks is he taking?

By telling how he feels, the pain he has inside of the country dying?

  • Replies 52.6k
  • Views 3.2m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

Posted Images

I am shocked...shocked

Quote

Two companies in California filed a class-action lawsuit against JPMorgan Chase bank alleging unfair business practices toward some small businesses that applied for coronavirus-related loans under the government's Paycheck Protection Program.

In the suit filed on Sunday, a cybersecurity firm and event planning company accused Chase Bank of prioritizing small business borrowers who were seeking larger loan amounts rather than processing the government-sponsored loan applications on a first-come, first-served basis as advertised. 

The move meant that Chase and other banks would collect larger processing fees – nearly $6 billion in total – by frontloading the queue with businesses seeking higher loans, according to the lawsuit.

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/20/small-businesses-sue-chase-bank-over-handling-stimulus/5163654002/

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Ouch.

Doctoral level trolling

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m not stopping posting here until trump is gone

Promise?

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Which begs the question: what risks is he taking?

Looking like a middle aged lesbian in a red state.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Many thoughts.  Many prayers:

93377096_10222659542546784_8658481114697

I’d say nature proved him wrong. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That dumbfuck probably thinks all legal questions are answered by "looking it up."

i love when i have a case on my side tho.  particularly when it's from either the houston CoAs or dallas.  people don't seem to give a shit about eastland. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’d say nature proved him wrong. 

If he died from covid, his family was not by his side.

Please give Dan Patrick and Tucker Carlson the virus and give it to them in the harshest possible way.

Fuck both of them in the goat ass.

 

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Book it. I’ll tell you the charity where your contribution should go to and you can send me a receipt. I’ll even let you take the tax deduction. And I’ll play the other side on predictit to make something on the swing. 

Cool beans. 

33 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Promise?

With trump gone I will have very little desire to post here. Just like before he came on the political scene en mas in 2015.

I might still post on a rare occasion once he’s gone. But not nearly enough to bother you. Just like before. 

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

Somewhere, Stephen Miller is rubbing one out furiously.

Wait, I thought everything was going so well that we're going to open up the country. So why do we need to shut down immigration.  Yea, that's a rhetorical question. 

13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Next step is our food plants shutting down and this will fuck us over.

  • Popular Post

Who the hell would want to immigrate here with the way this is being handled?

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Many thoughts.  Many prayers:

93377096_10222659542546784_8658481114697

Marion County now has the highest number of coronavirus cases in Ohio because they started testing all the inmates and staff at the prisons. 1,950 of the roughly 2,500 inmates at Marion Correctional Facility tested positive along with 154 out of about 350 employees. The Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Corrections released a statement attributing the spike to mass testing:

"Because we are testing everyone - including those who are not showing symptoms - we are getting positive test results on individuals who otherwise would have never been tested because they were asymptomatic."

https://www.10tv.com/article/ohio-inmates-now-make-more-one-four-states-coronavirus-cases-2020-apr

https://www.10tv.com/article/prison-covid-19-cases-puts-marion-county-more-confirmed-cases-any-other-ohio-county-2020-apr

19 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Who the hell would want to immigrate here with the way this is being handled?

Exactly. I assumed Mexico was going to pay for the wall to keep us out.

Future Americans will never be able to understand how we fucked up this badly. 

I love your optimism. “Future Americans.” I love it.
On 4/16/2020 at 12:47 PM, NWBuck said:

I'm going to go with just water... maybe gatorade.

Want to be able to have something that will move through me quickly for when I piss on his grave.

Perhaps a nice bottle of Brawndo?

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Raise your hand if you had 2020 as the year where we look to voters in Mississippi and the WWE for wisdom?

 

Fuck this timeline.

good idea yes GIF by Robert E Blackmon

43 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

17 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I don't know why the exclamation point seems so hilarious in this instance.  

Like this was the ace up his sleeve he was smugly saving for the encore.

"Thanks guys...it's been a great night...and I don't know about y'all...but sometimes...when Church's is closing...and they're about to dump that stuff that that's been sitting underneath that sunlamp all day.....heh!...you know what I'm talkin' bout...you know...I feel...I don't know...I! just! feel!...

*raises one eyebrow*

FEEL LIKE A LITTLE FREEBIRD!!!!!

*CROWD SHITS THEIR PANTS!*

12 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Perhaps a nice bottle of Brawndo?

Who am I to argue with what plants crave? Where else would I get my electrolytes?

Edited by NWBuck

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Are we still allowed to emigrate?

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Bet he’s pro-life though.

 

By "we", he means the low and middle income classes need to take risks so his big donors can keep hoarding profits, virtually risk free.

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I dunno, but FUCK Ruth's Chris.  I am ashamed at myself for ever having dined there when I lived in Austin. Shit.

 


 

 

I only ate at Ruth's Chris once. It was in Raleigh, NC in 2003. Everything was drowning in butter. The steak was nothing special and the whole experience was a huge letdown. Fuck 'em. 

3 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Future Americans will never be able to understand how we fucked up this badly. 

 

1234

That just speaks to the real issue: the conservative movement is dead.  Everything conservatives once professed to support--free trade, an internationalist foreign policy, balanced budgets, anti-corruption--have no place in the Trumpublican Party.
So there's really no point in discussing right-versus-left.  That's no longer the driving divergence in American politics.  
The Conservative movement has been dead for ages. All either side truly cares about is staying in power.
For it to reach 60K before Friday is roughly 4000 deaths a day, not likely. Crossing 60K by May 1 is more likely assuming about the same daily death toll continues until the peak which has been forecasted as the end of this month/beginning of next month. The big takeaway from this all is that Fauci wasn't exaggerating and being an alarmist when he gave the initial prediction of 80-100K dead because there will be COVID-19 deaths through the winter and into 2021.
Except for your biggest input into deaths (NY C and State) seem to be on the downswing. Thank goodness.
49 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This could go in so many threads.

 

Some man of God he is. Glad the media is revealing these "Christian leaders" as frauds. Too bad Jared Yates Sexton won't be able to include this guy in his upcoming book.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

tenor.gif

Nice timing as that guy was a student at the Columbine school shooting exactly 21 years ago today

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

This could go in so many threads.

 



What could go wrong?

 

Quote

Pastor Spell said on Monday night that he had done nothing wrong. He added that he had retained the former judge Roy S. Moore, who lost his bid for the U.S. Senate in Alabama in 2017, as one of his lawyers.

 

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

This could go in so many threads.

 

Jesus take the wheel!

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Some man of God he is. Glad the media is revealing these "Christian leaders" as frauds. Too bad Jared Yates Sexton won't be able to include this guy in his upcoming book.

The only people who see that already knew.  The lemmings will continue to worship this perverted form of Christianity and make it worse.  The bottom is violence.  A shit-ton of it. 

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Bet he’s pro-life though.

 

First they said 1 million

Then it was 100,000

Now it’s 60,000?

Well, I guess we disapproved the so called experts making Dr. Fauci and everyone who believed him look like a ... Bitch!

1*jcYFmTi6qiWUSQzhCRBjIg.png

  • Popular Post

Hey @Brisketexan, can I bring this guy as my plus 1 to the ledge?

 

Watching the mayor of Albany, Ga being interviewed on CNN and he's worried as shit. They're a Covid-19 hotspot and are trying to get excluded from Kemp's "Open for business" order.

Edited by RPM

That 60K projection by August is going to be blown out of the water by next week.

  • Author
10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Bet he’s pro-life though.

 

No kidding. A woman facing a reproductive choice who gets right up in his face about that would be righteous.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.