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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Back in the 80’s kids used to huff “locker room”. Maybe they were onto something.

Oh no, Locker room was the first drug I was ever grabbed by the back of neck and and made to inhale and lost my senses. Times

No idea why that memory makes me laugh and smile.  It does though, maybe got long term Helsinki syndrome.

 

oh my god, why do i do this to myself?

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

The only things Trump knows more about than Fauci are bankruptcies, rapes, daughter fantasies, and Richard Spenser books.  Literally every other subject is Fauci's.

Cheating at golf should be on the list.

51 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's kind of a bullshit headline.  They had a year to deliver the cheap gubmint models.

Now we're buying the expensive commercial ones on a short delivery time.

There was a story on this a few weeks ago that got highlighted on the NYT Daily podcast.  Once again they did a deep dive and gave a helpful analysis of the history behind this.  

Here's the link.

The discussion on the ventilator shortage starts around the 10 minute mark.

"Sunlight can kill the virus"

"Mr President do you think you should be encouraging people to go outside?"

"I didn't say that its just a suggestion!" 

Ya'll in this thread know who this is; cheers:

 

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
Understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
In a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk
We got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
In a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.
(Bad guitar solo)
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (x472)

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I haven't watched any of these press conferences in a few days until today. It seems like they are getting weirder over time.

 

6 minutes ago, yoladu said:

getting a window in how conversations go in the oval office with this lunatic.

 

  • Dropping nuclear bombs on hurricanes.
  • Shining UV light on the inside of people's bodies to treat COVID.
  • Injecting disinfectants to treat COVID-19. 

Oh yeah - 

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So Trump's going with the remedy from My Fat Greek Wedding? Just spray some Windex on your corona. 

"sleepy guy in a basement, the press is sheltering him from some coronavirus"

 

our president

Just when I kicked Oxycontin and thought my life was turning around, I mainlined Lysol.

 

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Let me see if I understand the COVID-19 cure in case Fox News gets it wrong:

I need to mainline Clorox or Lysol and then go stare at the sun? Got it. I'll let you know how that turns out....

We are getting very close to going full Sprockets with these press conferences.

 

 

"Liebe meine Abschminke!"

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It needs to be inhaled, though.  Some might suggest a 1:1 concoction of ammonia and bleach.  Not me, not Trump, some.  Might work, might not, according to some.  I don't know, I'm not a doctor.  What have you got to lose?

I didn't say that.

CNN just now, "please don't follow the presidents medical advice and inject disinfectant."

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

In fairness, I too am struck by the potential benefits of Trump injecting disinfectant. 

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

"Sunlight can kill the virus"

"Mr President do you think you should be encouraging people to go outside?"

"I didn't say that its just a suggestion!" 

I think Mr Potato Head is deteriorating so fast that his brain has mixed up "virus" and "vampire."

1 hour ago, Wanker Bob said:

That's like saying using a better cut for filet mignon. 

Skirt = fajita. 

If you have the technique down there's no better way to do it. 

Yeah, you gotta pound the hell out of it. Only New Seasons has skirt steak, but it's $12 a pound. It also makes me wonder what made chicken fried steak so spendy then. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

CNN just now, "please don't follow the presidents medical advice and inject disinfectant."

Yeah, I just saw that. We are living in interesting times.

 

Wait till we get to Extreme Fajitas.

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15 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

"Sunlight can kill the virus"

"Mr President do you think you should be encouraging people to go outside?"

"I didn't say that its just a suggestion!" 

The idiot can’t even get out of his own way when he says something right.

People should go outside to get sunshine but not because it “kills the virus.” It doesn’t kill the virus. It does help build up your own immune system which helps combat it, but of course Trump is too stupid to articulate that. 

It needs to be inhaled, though.  Some might suggest a 1:1 concoction of ammonia and bleach.  Not me, not Trump, some.  Might work, might not, according to some.  I don't know, I'm not a doctor.  What have you got to lose?
I didn't say that.
This should probably be posted in the DT thread. I hear they're not real strong on facts and pretty much go with whatever Trump says.
Just now, JimmyJames said:

The idiot can’t even get out of his own way when he says something right.

People should go outside to get sunshine but not because it “kills the virus.” It doesn’t kill the virus. It does help build up your own immune system which helps combat it, but of course Trump is too stupid to articulate that. 

Yeah, does he not understand that sun gives us vitamin d which is good for our health. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The idiot can’t even get out of his own way when he says something right.

People should go outside to get sunshine but not because it “kills the virus.” It doesn’t kill the virus. It does help build up your own immune system which helps combat it, but of course Trump is too stupid to articulate that. 

On texaggy they’re taking this as that since it’s sunny and hot at football games, cramming into a stadium will be ok. If someone coughs in your immediate vicinity, the sun ain’t killing those viruses that can quickly find their way into your nose and mouth. Idiots everywhere. 

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Yeah, does he not understand? 

No. Never. You can stop right there. 

52 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I have sort of a reverse.  My family moved for a short time to the Florida panhandle when I was a kid for Dads work.  

We were a family entrenched on eating Mexican food and fajitas, ..late 80s.

Couldn't find shit and it pissed my dad off to no end.    Chilis was the only one around us that had any sort of fajitas.

 

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

My family moved to San Antonio from the Midwest when I was a kid. I'll never forget the first time we saw fajitas at Chilis and then ordered some. Upon running out of tortillas, my dad requested "more of those crepe things". Still blows my mind. 

I would like to thank this segment to the great people at The Office and Chilis.

Sometimes you do feel God

 

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27 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

"Sunlight can kill the virus"

"Mr President do you think you should be encouraging people to go outside?"

"I didn't say that its just a suggestion!" 

The cure!

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bleach - The MAGA douche remover 

31 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The only things Trump knows more about than Fauci are bankruptcies, rapes, daughter fantasies, and Richard Spenser For Hire episodes books.  Literally every other subject is Fauci's.

Fify.

It’s April. I can’t even imagine what these will be like in September. 

58 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I have sort of a reverse.  My family moved for a short time to the Florida panhandle when I was a kid for Dads work.  

We were a family entrenched on eating Mexican food and fajitas, ..late 80s.

Couldn't find shit and it pissed my dad off to no end.    Chilis was the only one around us that had any sort of fajitas.

Northern Florida is straight up Hicksville, not surprising they’re didnt have much Mexican food 

I’m fine with injecting trumpers with bleach. Let’s start today !

Dr. Birx can eat shit.

Quit deflecting and covering up Trump’s absolute stupidity FFS.


1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

thanks a lot for ruining cheap fajitas for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, how did I do that? 

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Dr. Birx can eat shit.

Quit deflecting and covering up Trump’s absolute stupidity FFS.

 

Jesus I'm going to have to reverse course and start watching these. The comedy gold might outweigh the angst it inflicts. 

I’m very tempted to go to the other thread and suggest injecting disinfectant. But the Bobs probably would get mad. 

23 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

On texaggy they’re taking this as that since it’s sunny and hot at football games, cramming into a stadium will be ok. If someone coughs in your immediate vicinity, the sun ain’t killing those viruses that can quickly find their way into your nose and mouth. Idiots everywhere. 

One thing I’ve learned since trump became the president is a lot of people I know who I thought were smart are in fact complete and total dumbasses. 

Oh well. Live and learn. 

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

One thing I’ve learned since trump became the president is a lot of people I know who I thought were smart are in fact complete and total dumbasses. 

Oh well. Live and learn. 

It has made me proud of my friend choices in life.  I do not know a single trumpkin.  Family is also generally good, but I have long suspected a couple of being not all there, and yep, they have proven me correct.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It has made me proud of my friend choices in life.  I do not know a single trumpkin.  Family is also generally good, but I have long suspected a couple of being not all there, and yep, they have proven me correct.


I envy you. I work in energy and I’m surrounded by trumpers daily. The trumper customers I’m great at faking it, trumper co workers I can tell to shut the fuck up

 

“PLEASE DON’T SAY THE QUIET STUFF OUT LOUD!!!!”

Not because it’s racist and dumb and wrong but because OPTICS.


Yeah, let's not give the "MSM" the opportunity.  Regular people will just see us as rational patriots.  Sigh.

What he meant is that we are going to be bent over a table, bound and gagged,  and corona is going to be behind us stroking his largely dick before fucking us in the ass.  So, it will be largely behind us.
Don't confuse what he wants with what he meant
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

“PLEASE DON’T SAY THE QUIET STUFF OUT LOUD!!!!”

Not because it’s racist and dumb and wrong but because OPTICS.

 

He was worried about appearing anti-Confederate States there and had to get out in front of it. 


On texaggy they’re taking this as that since it’s sunny and hot at football games, cramming into a stadium will be ok. If someone coughs in your immediate vicinity, the sun ain’t killing those viruses that can quickly find their way into your nose and mouth. Idiots everywhere. 


Make fun of texags for it, because they are indeed stupid, but that's absolutely going to be a take parroted in DT and on the football board over the summer.

Man all the Iron Brigade guys just have to be spinning in their graves up there right?

“PLEASE DON’T SAY THE QUIET STUFF OUT LOUD!!!!”

Not because it’s racist and dumb and wrong but because OPTICS.




The confederacy was very explicitly about slavery and anyone who thinks otherwise is a complete fucking moron, full stop.
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