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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

fuck that shit.  She should be provoking them further.  Get them to meet up in Lansing, armed, and ready to face off against a few Apache's or whatever the National Guard has.  That will help the IQ of that state and the nation.  

Would be so badass. 

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

fuck that shit.  She should be provoking them further.  Get them to meet up in Lansing, armed, and ready to face off against a few Apache's or whatever the National Guard has.  That will help the IQ of that state and the nation.  

They wouldn't show up... Michigan folks are notorious for talking a lot of noise and then collapsing when they finally are confronted by a superior force. 

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58 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Yep. USAID and FEMA both have existing contracts to respond to this. What did we do instead? issued out a bunch of new sole source gigs. Fucktards running the asylum. 

USGLC also has a playbook for this.  So does UNICEF, WHO, the UN, and even NATO.  Everybody but the United States Federal Government. 

Weird that the biggest loser on the face of the Earth doesn't have a seat at the smart kids table, the cool kids table, or any table except the one where his dead father's disgust for him still dines each day.  And 60 million of you can't wait to see what he throws away for lunch so you can fight over the scraps.  Who told you people you could sit with men, you fucking children?  

56 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

They wouldn't show up... Michigan folks are notorious for talking a lot of noise and then collapsing when they finally are confronted by a superior force. 

(cc @WhatTheBuck, @Parliament

3,089 days. 

5 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Guess you'll have to tune in next time to find out!

Same batshit crazy time, same batshit crazy channel. 

Soooo we should expect law enforcement on the local and federal level to be visiting these folks immediately right?
  I mean if they’re taking down every kid that talks or jokes about shooting their school, guys discussing murdering and lynching an elected official should warrant some attention.
Psst...... They are white males
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5 hours ago, Message Board User said:
 

Mad props to these Women Reporters. Not backing down at all.

 

they need to double down on him, go no lube at all 

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I can see why the campaign does the livestream, the tweets, the Fox, the OANN; they have their supporters hooked up to the Trump endorphins and they constantly need that fix of lies and hate. Crazy days ahead.

between the RNC and the trump campaign, there's a quarter of a billion dollars to be spent (already) for the election.  almost none of it will be going toward engaging new people.  it'll be an all out media blitz at getting the base riled up. 

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Also, that mic level is ridiculous.  It essentially makes the reporters bow to trump as they ask a question.

That seems to be the reason for it to be that low. 

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Seriously?

 

he can't exhibit strength and leadership without a mask, either.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they need to double down on him, go no lube at all 

I'm confused. I thought he enjoyed women pissing on him.

Not a good chart for those advocating opening up.  Several countries seeing spikes.

Psst...... They are white males

So are most school shooters.

Facts are dead. 

 

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40 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not a good chart for those advocating opening up.  Several countries seeing spikes.

Look at Germany and their line. It is not dropping as hoped. It is a long, drawn out plateau. This is what we will need to be ready for. 

Brazil might end up worse than we are.  They have over 200M people about to go through their winter months and their leadership is off jet skiing calling the virus a “little flu.”

South Korea is treating the virus like a national security threat.  One isolated 40 person outbreak and they shut down bars and restaurants for a month.

America is treating the virus like an economic irritation that can be beaten with magical thinking.  
 

 

26 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Brazil might end up worse than we are.  They have over 200M people about to go through their winter months and their leadership is off jet skiing calling the virus a “little flu.”

South Korea is treating the virus like a national security threat.  One isolated 40 person outbreak and they shut down bars and restaurants for a month.

America is treating the virus like an economic irritation that can be beaten with magical thinking.  
 

 

hey, i've been thought'n and prayer'n hard as I can. 

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

hey, i've been thought'n and prayer'n hard as I can. 

But you have to do it in Portuguese for Brazil. 

I thought they spoke Brazilian?  Won't the virus just fall out of their lungs because they're upside down there?  That's what Trump told me anyway.  

"it's like a miracle."  

13 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

But you have to do it in Portuguese for Brazil. 

I roll my "r"s and say el and la a lot. 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Easy to see this coming

 

I think you could write this article for any country. I don't think Europeans will find themselves welcome in the US either. We are seeing where people going to vacation homes with out of state license plates are being challenged. Air travel down like 90% or so, this on surface seems like a click bait article.

the difference is it will last here for much longer.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Facts are dead. 

 

This guy is proof that there is no god.

 

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

America is treating the virus like an economic irritation that can be beaten with magical thinking.  

Americans suck at math. Fantasy is our specialty. We treat scientists and teachers as menial laborers while throwing piles of cash at carnies, hucksters, and showmen. Nothing is more fundamentally American than the con. We love it. It’s sure a lot more fun than the truth.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

I mean.....that's not even satire.  That's literally what has happened.  It's fucking insane.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....that's not even satire.  That's literally what has happened.  It's fucking insane.

Hey, it works.  

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Rand Paul saying on live TV in the Senate that some children dying in schools is an acceptable risk for our freedom to own guns go back to the mall

Seriously? What the fuck? She have a cavity or something?

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Seriously? What the fuck? She have a cavity or something?

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Just now, gmr548 said:


Trump chode is not easy on the teeth.

I'm told the taint does a number on the gums.  She should probably just do what Cruz and Graham did and go straight to the periodontist.  

“You can’t blame me.  Obama didn’t tell us what to do.”

But also, can't forget "it's called COVID-19, not COVID-1."
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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Been that way for a while...

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Fauci is not long for this task force.
 

Spoke with my father last night. He is already on board with our numbers being too high, and everyone else’s being too low.

He is having some difficulty explaining away trumps recent insanity, including the disinfectant injections. I see his armor cracking a little. A couple hours of Rush should fix that right up.
Been that way for a while...
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Well in this case I'm anti mask cause OU sucks
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