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7 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Just a reminder to you parents out there - NEVER give your kid quinine or any other malaria drug without intense supervision by a physician and pharmacist well schooled in travel medicine. Our family was stationed all over the world when I was young. The one bottle of pills kept under lock and key was the quinine-based malaria drugs because it was a kid-killer. Don't poison your kids just because Trump and some people want HCQ to work for Coronavirus.  

Then again, if you’re dumb enough to give your kids that shit because an orange clown said he was taking it and “feels fine”, maybe your genes should exit the pool.

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

 

I nominate her for Shah of the U.S. OR Supreme Ruler of the Earth OR my girlfriend OR all three ... whichever she prefers.


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38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

People with access to large datasets of individuals with RA, lupus, etc. taking HCQ have run analyses and found no difference in the rates of COVID-19 among those taking HCQ vs. similar controls. Some of these analyses have pooled aggregate data across multiple data sources.  The analyses are not perfect, likely underpowered, and have significant limitations, but theoretically there hasn't been any indication that HCQ has a prophylactic effect. Maybe the RCTs come up with a different answer. 

That homemade HCQ recipe reminds me of the Anarchist’s Cookbook smoking banana peels recipe.

Was that the one where you slow roast it in the tailpipe first?

9 minutes ago, Mole said:

Anarchist’s Cookbook

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24 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

I nominate her for Shah of the U.S. OR Supreme Ruler of the Earth OR my girlfriend OR all three ... whichever she prefers.


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Man I’d give just about anything if we could get a smart woman in charge in this country for the next decade or so. It’s desperately needed. 

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was that the one where you slow roast it in the tailpipe first?

I'm not gonna fall for that one.

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Tomi owning the fags!!!

WE CANNOT HOLD THE BABIES!!!

This crazy twat shouldn’t be allowed to be anywhere near any babies.




Fucking white women.
2 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

Man I’d give just about anything if we could get a smart woman in charge in this country for the next decade or so. It’s desperately needed. 

I'd like to have a smart, savvy, worldly, honorable non-asshole president at least once in my adult life. I don't much care what their genital situation is. 

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On the plus side, (if there is one), is either Tulsa or Austin is the new home of Tesla...


And from what I gather I'd be surprised if Austin isn't picked but things can happen...

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

WE CANNOT HOLD THE BABIES!!!

This crazy twat shouldn’t be allowed to be anywhere near any babies.

 

 


Fucking white women.

 

The most difficult part for her is that Covid-19 doesn’t have a manager with whom she can speak.

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh, she’s one of THOSE -

162 DOLLARS????

“There's a sucker born every minute.” 


-- P. T. Barnum

7 hours ago, Mole said:

That homemade HCQ recipe reminds me of the Anarchist’s Cookbook smoking banana peels recipe.

I'm pretty sure it's online now but I regret throwing away my copy of that book. 

4 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'd like to have a smart, savvy, worldly, honorable non-asshole president at least once in my adult life. I don't much care what their genital situation is. 

Are you 15 years old?

Goddamnit. Something's wrong with my math. There's a gag there. We had that three years ago. Maybe you're not old enough to drink? I fucked it up. But there's a gag there. 

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"Carla de Oliveira Obelar, 42, a nurse in Rio who worked with newborn babies, came down with a fever and a cough but couldn’t get a coronavirus test, forcing her to pay for her own, said her cousin, Glauber Amancio, also a nurse. She tested negative and returned to work when her symptoms eased.

But her condition quickly deteriorated. After a desperate search for an intensive care unit bed, she finally got one—on the day she died. Though she never got a second test, her death certificate listed Covid-19 as the cause of death. Mr. Amancio said he now fears her return to work may have spread the virus."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/brazils-nurses-are-dying-as-covid-19-overwhelms-hospitals-11589843694

 

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'd like to have a smart, savvy, worldly, honorable non-asshole president at least once in my adult life. I don't much care what their genital situation is. 

Do you mean you'd like to have a smart, savvy, worldly, honorable non-asshole president again at least once in your adult life? Or are you 20 years old?

 

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It’s impossible to overstate the importance of this insight, and how much it drove Florida’s approach, counter to the policies of New York and other states. (“I don’t want to cast aspersions on others, but it is incredible to me, it’s shocking,” says the Florida health official, “that Governor Cuomo [and others] are able to kind of just avoid real questions about their policies early on to actually send individuals into the nursing home, which is completely counter to the real data.”)

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Florida is firing people for publishing bad looking numbers. I'll wait for an analysis from an actual 3rd party and not an apparatus of the republican party, after we have actual confirmed data out of Florida. 

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'd like to have a smart, savvy, worldly, honorable non-asshole president ...

Being a world class manipulative liar is pretty much a requirement for the job.  Honorable non-assholes don't survive the job application process.

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I love all the stories shitting on all the experts for being so wrong about Florida and Georgia, followed within days by us finding out that Georgia literally just flipped the dates on a chart and Florida firing their data person for not juking the numbers for them. Republicans get out over their skis on shit like that literally every single time.

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Florida is firing people for publishing bad looking numbers. I'll wait for an analysis from an actual 3rd party and not an apparatus of the republican party, after we have actual confirmed data out of Florida the flaccid penis-shaped state.

fify.

8 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Being a world class manipulative liar is pretty much a requirement for the job.  Honorable non-assholes don't survive the job application process.

Honorable non assholes don’t even want the job 

12 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Florida is firing people for publishing bad looking numbers. I'll wait for an analysis from an actual 3rd party and not an apparatus of the republican party, after we have actual confirmed data out of Florida. 

Is that the revenge porn chick? I thought her description of the events was being questioned. 
 

You want “confirmed” data? How far off do you think it is? How far off would be significant? 
 

The fact is New York has 10x more deaths and 10X more hospitalized patients today. Florida has done a better job of protecting their citizens. 
 

20 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I love all the stories shitting on all the experts for being so wrong about Florida and Georgia, followed within days by us finding out that Georgia literally just flipped the dates on a chart and Florida firing their data person for not juking the numbers for them. Republicans get out over their skis on shit like that literally every single time.

Out over their skis like this?

 

23 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I love all the stories shitting on all the experts for being so wrong about Florida and Georgia, followed within days by us finding out that Georgia literally just flipped the dates on a chart and Florida firing their data person for not juking the numbers for them. Republicans get out over their skis on shit like that literally every single time.

If California fired their data person for refusing to lie, that person would have their own primetime Fox News show within a week.

Now that the current potus, who I often disjoint myself to support, turns out to be a grade-A asshole, I’m going to pretend that all presidents are assholes. It makes me feel better

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Has this been posted to the DT thread yet?

you'll be banned for posting against the groupthink there

No, because Trump doesn't understand what "per capita" means and them's considered fightin' words over there.  

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm pretty sure it's online now but I regret throwing away my copy of that book. 

Tell me about it. My attempts at a Burmese tiger trap have been laughably amateurish.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

The most difficult part for her is that Covid-19 doesn’t have a manager with whom she can speak.

But we do have a Covid-19 manager, he's just a shitty one... 

 

5 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

Now that the current potus, who I often disjoint myself to support, turns out to be a grade-A asshole, I’m going to pretend that all presidents are assholes. It makes me feel better

Pretend? Really?  
Bless your heart. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you 15 years old?

Goddamnit. Something's wrong with my math. There's a gag there. We had that three years ago. Maybe you're not old enough to drink? I fucked it up. But there's a gag there. 

I wasn't much of an Obama fan, but in looking at my list again, I reckon he was those things, so fair point. 

 

7 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

Now that the current potus, who I often disjoint myself to support, turns out to be a grade-A asshole, I’m going to pretend that all presidents are assholes. It makes me feel better

This would make sense and be amusing if it didn't have the part about supporting Trump. 

8 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

Man I’d give just about anything if we could get a smart woman in charge in this country for the next decade or so. It’s desperately needed. 

She finished 3rd in her state. 

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

While I'm big on AEI, the "careful, staged nature of many reopening measures" is bullshit.  I literally listened to Gov. Abbott announce in this past grouping, that skating rinks and bingo halls could be reopened.  Ah yes, skating rinks and bingo parlors...the backbone of any fundamentally sound poly-sectored economy.......in 1977. 

22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

She finished 3rd in her state. 

User name checks out.

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

While I'm big on AEI, the "careful, staged nature of many reopening measures" is bullshit.  I literally listened to Gov. Abbott announce in this past grouping, that skating rinks and bingo halls could be reopened.  Ah yes, skating rinks and bingo parlors...the backbone of any fundamentally sound poly-sectored economy.......in 1977. 

Maybe Abbott just wants to go ice skating.  

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

While I'm big on AEI, the "careful, staged nature of many reopening measures" is bullshit.  I literally listened to Gov. Abbott announce in this past grouping, that skating rinks and bingo halls could be reopened.  Ah yes, skating rinks and bingo parlors...the backbone of any fundamentally sound poly-sectored economy.......in 1977. 

Of course he wanted roller rinks to open

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Behold the power of masks in geographically compact, population dense countries. 

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

There's that fancy per capita talk again.

So wrong. So Funny.

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