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4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Who is this CNN anchor.

Total smoke show.

Damn.

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9 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Karencopia

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Who is this CNN anchor.

Total smoke show.

Damn.

Brianna Keilar. She is quite fetching, isn't she?

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Brianna Keilar. She is quite fetching, isn't she?

I'll still take Erin Burnett or Kate Bolduan.

15 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Christianity is a scourge.

And yep to Brianna

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll still take Erin Burnett or Kate Bolduan.

I'm agnostic.  All good.  Even Poppy.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll still take Erin Burnett or Kate Bolduan.

They're all lovely.  Let's not forget Brooke Baldwin, either.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh I’d never say Okies were any smarter.  I was born in Lubbock.  Vast majority of friends and family are from Texas.  

Panhandle holla! When did you live in Lubbock?

 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

 

How have sooooo many Americans not learned from things like the AIDS crisis AND become so hopelessly selfish that they're willing to put other ppl at risk?

It's like American has had its empathy portion of the brain completely wither away to the point that we only can support 3 consecutive minutes of caring.

After those 3 minutes, we're done and could give a shit.

 

 

Well, the AIDS crisis was god's punishment for those fags, so there was nothing to learn from that except don't be a fag.  At least that's what I was taught in my family when the AIDS crisis started making headlines.

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Has a FB and FW:FW:FW:FW feel, but I'll allow it.

25 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Also, requiring pants be worn in public "throws God's wonderful sexual reproductive system out the door."

And, requiring shoes be worn into a restaurant "throws God's wonderful system of human locomotion out the door."

And we could do this dumbassery all fucking day long....but then, that would make us evangelicals, and nobody wants that.

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9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll still take Erin Burnett or Kate Bolduan.

Erin Burnett 15 years ago was total smoke. She's MILF smoke now.

13 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Give me Kaitlan Collins and you can keep the rest.

 

 

Deal

On 6/19/2020 at 1:03 PM, Dahobbs said:

Correct, for that group, "science" by itself is a naughty word, no need to add "bad."

Well, you know... "all those scientists just keep changing their minds!"

47 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

That first lady ("We the people are waking up, and we know what citizen's arrest is ... ") reminded me of "Girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with."  Fucking Dunning-Kruger in full effect in South Florida.

 

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57 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll still take Erin Burnett or Kate Bolduan.

Erin got pudgy, but Kate is on point always (when she is not prego).

 

57 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Well, the AIDS crisis was god's punishment for those fags, so there was nothing to learn from that except don't be a fag.  At least that's what I was taught in my family when the AIDS crisis started making headlines.

Thanksgiving must be a real fucking blast. 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have 3 of 4 kids still living at home, all 16 or older. 

I'm lucky that mine are all 10 and under.  We can put their shit on lock without an overwhelming amount of bitching and moaning.  They can be easily distracted with a day trip to pedernales falls or the like. Fuck me if we were dumping a bunch of teenager hormones into this shit. 

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The woman at the meeting who said the doctors should be arrested for crimes against humanity? I'm trying to square that with what has happened all across the country in places where the virus has killed so many people.

Seems like so long ago that Karen Kolb Sehlke died. She became sick with the virus on March 14 and died on April 2. Was the virus a hoax, Karen? You thought it was and said so on your Facebook page. Your family is probably still grieving eleven weeks later but rest assured Karen, the legions who believe as you did are still holding the torch of ignorance and denial high.

14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Erin got pudgy, but Kate is on point always (when she is not prego).

 

What if you’re into that?

Asking for a friend.

Oh look, twitter amplifying people with mental illness.  Shocking. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There’s more...

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Basket of deplorables

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8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Oh look, twitter amplifying people with mental illness.  Shocking. 

 

Dude.....we have an entire political party that CATERS to them.  Twitter ain't the problem.  A party making the fucking Q-tards mainstream (go ahead and see how many Q-tards are actually winning GOP nominations)....that's the fucking problem.  "Batshit Crazy" is also "2020 GOP platform."  That's a big fucking problem.

yeah what brisket said^

one thing for sure. that girl can talk. man that is some rapid firing right there. get a word in i dare you. some dude in 20 years is going be getting tongue lashed by that talent every night of his miserable existence. no no fun lash. the devil's lash. whip it real good

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

twitter amplifying people with mental illness

 

Yes, Trump should be banned from twitter

I was wondering why they were letting her go on for so long, but then I realized that she's the Lieutenant Governor of Florida.

9 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Yes, Trump should be banned from twitter

You are not wrong. 

16 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Yes, Trump should be banned from twitter

WRONG!
 

Many of his own people think he should be banned from twitter.

The best thing about social media is that it makes it so easy to identify the idiots, racists, etc.

If only Nandor the Relentless were there to set them straight.

 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

If only Nandor the Relentless were there to set them straight.

 

YES!!

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude.....we have an entire political party that CATERS to them.  Twitter ain't the problem.  A party making the fucking Q-tards mainstream (go ahead and see how many Q-tards are actually winning GOP nominations)....that's the fucking problem.  "Batshit Crazy" is also "2020 GOP platform."  That's a big fucking problem.

You probably wouldn't even know that the Q thing existed, and Donald Trump would not be President, except for Twitter. Twitter has 145MM daily active users, 300MM+ monthly active users. There are definitely some positive aspects if you heavily curate your feed, but it is also a cesspool of conspiracy nonsense and propaganda.  Look at how the medium has been used on this very board in the past, a tool to propagate and screen the most ridiculous nonsense, planting roots of stubborn brain rot even among a board populated by mostly intelligent and educated posters. If that is what happens here, what the fuck you think is gonna happen when it is deployed against right out idiots. Twitter is at its core a tool of psychological manipulation.   

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

You probably wouldn't even know that the Q thing existed, and Donald Trump would not be President, except for Twitter. Twitter has 145MM daily active users, 300MM+ monthly active users. There are definitely some positive aspects if you heavily curate your feed, but it is also a cesspool of conspiracy nonsense and propaganda.  Look at how the medium has been used on this very board in the past, a tool to propagate and screen the most ridiculous nonsense, planting roots of stubborn brain rot even among a board populated by mostly intelligent and educated posters. If that is what happens here, what the fuck you think is gonna happen when it is deployed against right out idiots. Twitter is at its core a tool of psychological manipulation.   

Which is exactly why Twitter and all social media should be REGULATED TO ALL FUCK.  We have proven we are not able to handle it.  Human beings are not meant to be connected instantly in this way.

34 minutes ago, staboner said:

yeah what brisket said^

one thing for sure. that girl can talk. man that is some rapid firing right there. get a word in i dare you. some dude in 20 years is going be getting tongue lashed by that talent every night of his miserable existence. no no fun lash. the devil's lash. whip it real good

manic phase, imo. 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Erin Burnett 15 years ago was total smoke. She's MILF smoke now.

I like busty Erin better.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I'm lucky that mine are all 10 and under.  We can put their shit on lock without an overwhelming amount of bitching and moaning.  They can be easily distracted with a day trip to pedernales falls or the like. Fuck me if we were dumping a bunch of teenager hormones into this shit. 

My son's first girlfriend came over for the first time today.  Holy Jesus.  My son is the classic late-blooming, nice guy, "no game" kind of kid.

Kid has game.

Total smoke.  First one out of the gate?  Well done, my boy, well done.

Trumpandemic




How goes the denial in the DT CV-19 thread these days?

I haven’t visited there in a minute.
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Basket of deplorables

I’m wearing my mask so that I can live long enough to see Trump get his ass dragged out of the White House.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Trumpandemic

 

 


How goes the denial in the DT CV-19 thread these days?

I haven’t visited there in a minute.

 

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7 hours ago, Pancho said:

NY, NJ, and CT announced 14-day quarantine for those flying in from states with high COVID case rates.

And trump is violating the quarantine and coming to Bedminster this weekend. 

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American exceptionalism at work!

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, requiring pants be worn in public "throws God's wonderful sexual reproductive system out the door."

And, requiring shoes be worn into a restaurant "throws God's wonderful system of human locomotion out the door."

And we could do this dumbassery all fucking day long....but then, that would make us evangelicals, and nobody wants that.

Maybe god should have designed a better immune system.  

36 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

And trump is violating the quarantine and coming to Bedminster this weekend. 

“Sorry Air Force One, you are not cleared to land.”  That will never  happen, but a guy can dream.

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