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2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

The base will blame it on fake news and the Democrats. Moose out front should’ve told ya.

At some point the rising deaths and ensuing global recession will have a material impact. The world’s biggest manufacturing areas are being affected and the problem seems to be getting worse by the day. 

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54 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Trump is holding a news conference today to surely lie about US preparedness and risk. While incredibly irresponsible, it also seems like political suicide if the virus does indeed become a global pandemic. 

If you think the government’s handling of this coronavirus is bad, can you imagine how bad it would be if it ran your healthcare?

/Republican

 

 

I'm sure he'll blame the CDC whose funding he has been slashing away at.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Caronavirus

 

This man has no class and would never qualify as a “ leader” in my mind.

 

fuck him.

Just now, workswithseed said:

I wonder if the Democrats will change their tune on border security.

Which tune is that?

17 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I wonder if the Democrats will change their tune on border security.

You think people will suddenly support building a fucking wall or something?

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

You think people will suddenly support building a fucking wall or something?

Fuck, build it till sea from shiny sea can't be seen from the coast, till at least this all blows over.

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But really, if something like The New Way Forward Act is anything to go by.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/5383/text?q={"search"%3A["chamberActionDateCode%3A\"2019-12-10|116|1000\"+AND+billIsReserved%3A\"N\""]}&r=10&s=4

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Fuck, build it till sea from shiny sea can't be seen from the coast, till at least this all blows over.

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But really, if something like The New Way Forward Act is anything to go by.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/5383/text?q={"search"%3A["chamberActionDateCode%3A\"2019-12-10|116|1000\"+AND+billIsReserved%3A\"N\""]}&r=10&s=4

Are you being serious or is this a joke? 

I expect he's serious.

If so I mean how fucking stupid can someone possibly be? 

If so I mean how fucking stupid can someone possibly be? 

Perhaps you’re not familiar with his entire catalog.
2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

If so I mean how fucking stupid can someone possibly be? 

He is what I envision every moron who supports Trump to be like. 

Just now, Lurch said:


Perhaps you’re not familiar with his entire catalog.

I had a vague sense that he’s an idiot but not quite to this level. Guess I need to pay more attention. 

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Are you being serious or is this a joke? 

Why not both?  

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Are you being serious or is this a joke? 

The wall thing? Yeah

The bill not so much

So it will actually be interesting to me to see if Trump evokes confidence in his speech tonight?  Or will the markets see it as something else?

The fact his "acting" Head of Homeland Security had no idea about the number infected or the death rate, was a moment of clarity. The people we now have in charge of protecting us, have a singular qualification that matters, loyalty to Donald Trump, nothing else matters.  What you have are a bunch of "acting" mini me Trumps that honestly have no idea what they are doing.  

This is the VERY FIRST actual crisis Trump has faced that was not largely of his own making. I expect a straight from the text speech with no questions.  

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1 hour ago, horn4life said:

So it will actually be interesting to me to see if Trump evokes confidence in his speech tonight?  Or will the markets see it as something else?

The fact his "acting" Head of Homeland Security had no idea about the number infected or the death rate, was a moment of clarity. The people we now have in charge of protecting us, have a singular qualification that matters, loyalty to Donald Trump, nothing else matters.  What you have are a bunch of "acting" mini me Trumps that honestly have no idea what they are doing.  

This is the VERY FIRST actual crisis Trump has faced that was not largely of his own making. I expect a straight from the text speech with no questions.  

We're definitely getting low energy Trump. Sad!

For the life of me I just can't understand why all the kids these days want the dirty socialisms.

7 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

At some point the rising deaths and ensuing global recession will have a material impact. The world’s biggest manufacturing areas are being affected and the problem seems to be getting worse by the day. 


On the other hand, less traffic in Austin.  So we got that going for us.

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


On the other hand, less traffic in Austin.  So we got that going for us.

Gotta drive around all the abandoned cars, so that's an issue...

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Hopefully he announces that China will be paying for American corona virus defense with new tariffs.

Prediction - Low energy, lots of exaggerated sniffling, and still a decent amount of lies.  

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Presidential Medal of Freedom.

He’s dying so he’s rooting for everyone else to die too. Same as the boomers. 

3 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Prediction - Low energy, lots of exaggerated sniffling, and still a decent amount of lies.  

This is a very good prediction. May be understating the amount of lies though.

This asshole is never on time. 

He's gonna bumble this badly, and stocks will dump even more, because people are waking up to the fact that he's 100% incapable of handling this mess.

Is he seriously late to his own announced television statement on a deadly virus? Is he too fucking high to go on stage?

55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Presidential Medal of Freedom.

 

first time in history, cancer needs to pick up the pace here 

Initially they said 6 PM Eastern, then they moved  it to 630. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

any  live streams ?

 

Yes, right after the current episode of OW! MY BALLS! ends.

 

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How many fucking people can they stuff up by the lectern?

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Just now, Gil Bang said:

How many fucking people can they stuff up by the lectern?

i hope it collapses 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Spray his fucking orange makeup on and get his ass out there

he's polishing off a big mac 

his eyelids match his fucking tie!

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Spray his fucking orange makeup on and get roll his ass out there

fify

Finish up the cheeburger and let the shit smearing commence!

Needs some orange eyeshadow.

LOL.  Shocked by flu statistics. 

Seriously, Larry David as Steinbrenner on Seinfeld is POTUS.

Pence is suck a fucking weirdo.

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