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  • Bama Chick
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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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19 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

No, they were gonna miss their housing payments anyway.  Pre-existing conditions.

Really though, we need to stop compiling housing statistics.  They make us look bad.  Other countries don't compile housing statistics at our same rate.

10 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

No, they were gonna miss their housing payments anyway.  Pre-existing conditions.

Really though, we need to stop compiling housing statistics.  They make us look bad.  Other countries don't compile housing statistics at our same rate.

Not sure if "2007" serious or "2007" sarcastic.

21 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

No, they were gonna miss their housing payments anyway.  Pre-existing conditions.

Really though, we need to stop compiling housing statistics.  They make us look bad.  Other countries don't compile housing statistics at our same rate.

I love everything about this comment.

So is it crazy to think Fauci gets canned this week with Trump on a rampage about all the SC stuff?  

Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

 

See what testing more leads to? 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Sounds like something the leader of the free world would say.

7 minutes ago, NAVY said:

See what testing more leads to? 

 

Trump pulled a Desantis by starting his touchdown dance at the 50 yard line, even though it was clear to anyone with a fucking clue about how COVID-19 outbreaks unfold that deaths are about to spike.  In the 3 days since his tweet, deaths in California have jumped from fairly stable weekly average deaths of 63 to 132 / 145 over the last 2 days.  For Texas, deaths have jumped from a weekly average deaths of ~35 to 101 and 97 over the last 2 days.   Shit's going to be getting real in CA, TX, AZ, FL and the rest of the deep South over the next few weeks, and once again, we're going to have proof that there is indeed a tweet for everything.  Sometimes it takes 5 or 6 years, sometimes it takes a few days, but there is always a tweet ... 

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Insanity

The sheer stupidity makes me want to social distance every bit as much as the virus 

1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

 

Didn't he recently say deaths were down ten-fold? So is it ten-fold, or 39%?

4 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Didn't he recently say deaths were down ten-fold? So is it ten-fold, or 39%?

Would he know the difference? It’s just science-y math stuff to ignore 

Trump pulled a Desantis by starting his touchdown dance at the 50 yard line, even though it was clear to anyone with a fucking clue about how COVID-19 outbreaks unfold that deaths are about to spike.  In the 3 days since his tweet, deaths in California have jumped from fairly stable weekly average deaths of 63 to 132 / 145 over the last 2 days.  For Texas, deaths have jumped from a weekly average deaths of ~35 to 101 and 97 over the last 2 days.   Shit's going to be getting real in CA, TX, AZ, FL and the rest of the deep South over the next few weeks, and once again, we're going to have proof that there is indeed a tweet for everything.  Sometimes it takes 5 or 6 years, sometimes it takes a few days, but there is always a tweet ... 
Florida up today with 119 per worldometers

i said early on desantis would be the only one to make trump look good...

 

21 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Balkin’ Bob Davidson.

Why are we limiting this to MLB umpires?  Bennett Salvatore and Dick Bavetta.

i said early on desantis would be the only one to make trump look good...

 

 

Since March, 2 of the 5 places I've ventured to outside my neighborhood are Walmart and Home Depot. I've been waiting 7 days for my test results.

 

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Since March, 2 of the 5 places I've ventured to outside my neighborhood are Walmart and Home Depot. I've been waiting 7 days for my test results.

But South Austin's mom's house was one of the other three, so all bets off. 

Edited by Anastasis
possessives are hard.

But South Austin's mom's house was one of the other three, so all bets off. 
That would explain the burning.
Just now, tchookem said:

 

Since March, 2 of the 5 places I've ventured to outside my neighborhood are Walmart and Home Depot. I've been waiting 7 days for my test results.

 

 

 

 

 

ridiculous. and makes contact tracing pointless and impossible.

20 hours ago, Anastasis said:

If you are responding to the anti-vax portion of his post, you are taking about reaching a group of people who think that Bill Gates is genetically encoding the mark of the beast into their DNA through a viral vaccine vector. You are not going to reach these people with your fancy antibody talk.  Write them off and move on, we have more pressing needs at the moment to worry about like maybe getting them to wear a fucking mask in the mean time. 

Well this just makes me want to listen to Spacehog.

Wait what test results are taking 7 days?  I've been tested twice and got them back a day to 2 days later.  Everyone that I know who's been tested has been the same.

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Wait what test results are taking 7 days?  I've been tested twice and got them back a day to 2 days later.  Everyone that I know who's been tested has been the same.

Yeah, it took me 2 days to get my test results.  But I'm in NJ.

I had a friend out in Bellville, TX  get tested and it took 12 days to get his results back - finally got it on Tuesday this week.  He was negative, but that's pretty damn worthless at that point.

13 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Yeah, it took me 2 days to get my test results.  But I'm in NJ.

Where there is no sales tax on boots

Wait what test results are taking 7 days?  I've been tested twice and got them back a day to 2 days later.  Everyone that I know who's been tested has been the same.

It’s very location and supply dependent.

We’ve been doing in-house testing for 2-3 months and before our latest surge, test results were taking 24-48 hours.

But last week, we got an email saying we were running low on reagent and swabs and had to farm out a lot of testing to outside labs until our supply chain caught back up.

Results are now taking 5-7 days again.

It’s a clusterfuck.


And then we have this asshole.

5 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Trump pulled a Desantis by starting his touchdown dance at the 50 yard line, even though it was clear to anyone with a fucking clue about how COVID-19 outbreaks unfold that deaths are about to spike.  In the 3 days since his tweet, deaths in California have jumped from fairly stable weekly average deaths of 63 to 132 / 145 over the last 2 days.  For Texas, deaths have jumped from a weekly average deaths of ~35 to 101 and 97 over the last 2 days.   Shit's going to be getting real in CA, TX, AZ, FL and the rest of the deep South over the next few weeks, and once again, we're going to have proof that there is indeed a tweet for everything.  Sometimes it takes 5 or 6 years, sometimes it takes a few days, but there is always a tweet ... 

Dude he didn't start it at the 50, he started it at his own 20 when he still had 10 men to beat.

22 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


It’s very location and supply dependent.

We’ve been doing in-house testing for 2-3 months and before our latest surge, test results were taking 24-48 hours.

But last week, we got an email saying we were running low on reagent and swabs and had to farm out a lot of testing to outside labs until our supply chain caught back up.

Results are now taking 5-7 days again.

It’s a clusterfuck.


And then we have this asshole.

 

 

 

 

Wait . . . if he thinks the resistance to opening schools will hurt the Democrats, why would he advocate opening the schools?

The man is a fucking moron.  He can't even argue his own stupid point.

Not sure which thread this belongs in, or for that matter, which Trump press conferences the author has been watching.

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What happens if President Trump contracts COVID-19

It would be important for the president to continue to communicate with the American public, especially if he is mildly symptomatic or asymptomatic. Seeing the president on camera can restore faith in his wellness, calm nervous Americans, stabilize stock markets (that would surely see a dip in the event of a positive test), and project to the world that the president remains well enough to execute the office.

Brookings Institute

If Trump gets Covid, he will deny having it until he recovers, or dies. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

34 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Not sure which thread this belongs in, or for that matter, which Trump press conferences the author has been watching.

Brookings Institute

Lol, that is the most Brookings shit I’ve ever seen.

7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

The first amendment shouldn't cover this horseshit. 

It's so insane that we still have testing shortages at this point. 

I don't understand why there hasn't been more outcry for Dotard to use the DPA to fix this nonsense once and for all. 

Edited by Hookah Horns

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait . . . if he thinks the resistance to opening schools will hurt the Democrats, why would he advocate opening the schools?

The man is a fucking moron.  He can't even argue his own stupid point.

He's just that altruistic. 

19 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

The first amendment shouldn't cover this horseshit. 

Like yelling fire in a movie theater. Agree 100%. 

3 hours ago, Drew said:

Wait what test results are taking 7 days?  I've been tested twice and got them back a day to 2 days later.  Everyone that I know who's been tested has been the same.

Took mine 6 days. Two weeks ago in Dallas at an urgent care. They contracted out to Quest and Quest was backed up. 

6 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's so insane that we still have testing shortages at this point. 

I don't understand why there hasn't been more outcry for Dotard to use the DPA to fix this nonsense once and for all. 

The best testing. Phenomenal testing 

2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Dude he didn't start it at the 50, he started it at his own 20 when he still had 10 men to beat.

 

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I am watching Dr. Redfield talk on CNN right now. The dude looks like he is in need of a 4 finger pour of single malt. It's hard to believe how the CDC went from a very respectable organization to a completely neutered organization that doesn't command very much respect.

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

 

Just now, F250 said:

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

“Now I am become Dotard, the destroyer of worlds.”

8 minutes ago, NAVY said:

The best testing. Phenomenal testing 

yuuuuuuge testing

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Trump slays the Coronavirus 

 

Feels more like we already hit one iceberg and he’s steering the sinking ship north towards more icebergs

6 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Feels more like we already hit one iceberg and he’s steering the sinking ship north towards more icebergs

While bailing water into the ship. 

Trump slays the Coronavirus 
 

Fuck, we’d probably be better off with no captain than having an evil death cult leader hopped up on adderall and spray tan fumes as a captain.

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