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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I never saw Venice 

Now would be a good time to go.  

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Um, he looks very much like he's got a cold........

 

That is from snorting adderall.

This is like listening to a 9 year old reading off his 'what i did this summer' report to his class.

Listening on radio.  He sounds like shit

Jesus, he's about one day from announcing military action against the virus.

Just now, Upgrayedd said:

Listening on radio.  He sounds like shit

Maybe he has it?!

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Is this where Pence takes over?

 

Just now, F250 said:

That is from snorting adderall.

Hope someone makes sure he finishes the bottle.

 

"acting with compassion and love". That's totally this administration .

Maybe space force can nuke it from orbit.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

This is one long jinx 

Seriously, this shit is fucking crazy.

Just now, Pancho said:

 

Bwahahahaha

Our president just said "History shows again and again"

And I, of course, added: "How nature points out the folly of man"

This felt more like settling a score with the EU. Why can't be put any of his power into more testing?

Tom Hanks and his wife have the virus.  They are in Australia doing a movie.

He sounds like a fucking idiot.  He cant even read off the teleprompter.
Corona. Virus.

I can't believe he tried to lead with blaming Europe.

It could've been worse...i guess that's good.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

So flight from Paris to London and then, London to NYC?

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Tom Hanks and his wife have the virus.  They are in Australia doing a movie.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just now, Post Oak said:

It could've been worse...i guess that's good.

I mean, he didn't call it the "chink virus" at least.  And there was definitely a chance he might.

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

It could've been worse...i guess that's good.

We could have two pandemics

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Tom Hanks and his wife have the virus.  They are in Australia doing a movie.

Not Tom!

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Odds Trump just made this worse

He sure as shit freaked out a lot of people.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

He sure as shit freaked out a lot of people.

Not his voters.

Just now, Pancho said:

Maybe that's the speech that will get the Tumpkins who don't believe this is real to finally wake the furk up. 

Oh, Pancho.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, in Houston, Mayor Turner declares a 7 day state of emergency.  I grew up in Houston, have many FB friends still there.  Many of them are pretty Trumpy.

How are they reacting?  Perfectly on-brand, that's how.

Remember, folks -- COVID-19 is just a librul hoax designed to hurt the economy and Dear Leader.

Fucking facepalm.

What's the reaction now?

Maybe that's the speech that will get the Tumpkins who don't believe this is real to finally wake the furk up. 

If they just believe banning travel from Europe and cutting payroll taxes is a good way to solve the problem, is that any better?
10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Tom Hanks and his wife have the virus.  They are in Australia doing a movie.

well that fucking sucks. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Maybe that's the speech that will get the Tumpkins who don't believe this is real to finally wake the furk up. 

I can picture a bunch of red hats scurrying to the store to buy supplies and being greeted with bare shelves. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Is that why he couldn't speak coherently and sounded like a West Virginia hillbilly?

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


If they just believe banning travel from Europe and cutting payroll taxes is a good way to solve the problem, is that any better?

The payroll tax cut makes no fucking sense. If my clinic is closed due to high infection rates where I live/work, then I’m not making money. If I’m not making money, what the fuck do I care about a payroll tax cut?

Gil beat me to it.

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4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The payroll tax cut makes no fucking sense. If my clinic is closed due to high infection rates where I live/work, then I’m not making money. If I’m not making money, what the fuck do I care about a payroll tax cut?

Because it's the tax buzz word.

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