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22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Odds Trump just made this worse

Definitely, looks like premarket opening down 2 percent

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Since that's all he cares about anyway

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Tom Hanks and his wife have the virus.  They are in Australia doing a movie.

The silver lining? They were in Australia. If they were here, they probably wouldn't be able to get tested.

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The payroll tax cut makes no fucking sense. If my clinic is closed due to high infection rates where I live/work, then I’m not making money. If I’m not making money, what the fuck do I care about a payroll tax cut?


Yeah, and if anything it's an incentive for people to work/be open when they shouldn't be. Even though it's one I think no one will respond to.


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You man cutting of all trade with one of our biggest trading partners is bad?

nm

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damnit Hugo!

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I shit you not a Trumper on my Facebook that I know from HS posted this five hours ago.011afb949104e896808a65c6f3ca472d.jpg

Sounds like an aggy helping opposing fans find the stadium story.

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Watching Trump did not inspire confidence. A good leader should not give off this vibe when trying to calm the nation.

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10 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I shit you not a Trumper on my Facebook that I know from HS posted this five hours ago.011afb949104e896808a65c6f3ca472d.jpg

Hopefully that asshole gets stuck in France and they shut down rail service back to the UK. 

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13 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Definitely, looks like premarket opening down 2 percent

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Cuomo saying on CNN they have released more details and that the travel ban will not apply to American citizens.

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Look, I just didn’t like Hillary’s personality. I mean, what was the worst that could happen?

Just now, RPM said:

Cuomo saying on CNN they have released more details and that the travel ban will not apply to American citizens.

Cool cool. So you may have come in contact with someone who has COVID-19 and be a carrier but since you're an American we will welcome you right in. So the ban does nothing except keep dirty foreigners out. This has to be that rat fuck Stephen Miller's idea. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Cool cool. So you may have come in contact with someone who has COVID-19 and be a carrier but since you're an American we will welcome you right in. So the ban does nothing except keep dirty foreigners out. This has to be that rat fuck Stephen Miller's idea. 

euros are more likely to carry and spread because they cough into their fists.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Look, I just didn’t like Hillary’s personality. I mean, what was the worst that could happen?

Nasty woman

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Cuomo saying on CNN they have released more details and that the travel ban will not apply to American citizens.

Just the brown ones, I’m sure. 

It makes zero sense, it’s just to hurt the leaders who rail against trump. It’s just an excuse to fight with Germany and France. 

Fuckkkkkkkkk him.

22 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I shit you not a Trumper on my Facebook that I know from HS posted this five hours ago.011afb949104e896808a65c6f3ca472d.jpg

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Plenty of universities starting to shut down too...

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

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Unfortunately that cunt is free to return to the US and infect people. 

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It feels like we need to start building hospital facilities right now.

We needed to build hospitals 20 years ago but big ones don't like competition from small ones. Bridgeport built a brand new 130 room hospital about 5 years ago. The other hospital in Decatur pulled privileges from any doctor that treated patients there. No doctors, no hospital. Easy peasy. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Unfortunately that cunt is free to return to the US and infect people. 

Lesson learned: I should finish reading the page before posting.

4 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

Plenty of universities starting to shut down too...

It was over 100 a few hours ago. 

Does the orange cunt in charge have a plan yet?

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Does the orange cunt in charge have a plan yet?

The plan was to do no testing and hope it works out for the best. 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Does the orange cunt in charge have a plan yet?

Yes, but it's classified.

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I don't actively follow the stock market. How much of the gains it's made since inauguration have vanished this year?
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

He plans on denying any responsibility and lying his ass off.

That's it. 

So... Plan A?

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


I don't actively follow the stock market. How much of the gains it's made since inauguration have vanished this year?

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He plans on denying any responsibility and lying his ass off.
That's it. 
Well in fairness that's how he's acted his entire life so...
3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I don't actively follow the stock market. How much of the gains it's made since inauguration have vanished this year?

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“In 2020, the global economy will crash due to a global pandemic and the President of the United States will be an impeached white supremacist reality TV star imbecile that was installed via a Kremlin military intelligence operation.”

Imagine telling yourself this in 2014

The only thing good about Cleveland.

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Someone should tweet that at him. He'd be apoplectic if he could read it.
Just now, gmr548 said:


Someone should tweet that at him. He'd be apoplectic if he could read it.

For the love of God somebody do this 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


Someone should tweet that at him. He'd be apoplectic if he could read it.

He’d say he’s he only one that never dipped below 0.  And then he’ll accomplish that in the next week

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