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12 minutes ago, Nivek said:


No one travels to shithole red states.

Is Texas the only solid red state that anyone wants to travel to? There are purple ones like Florida and Colorado that are great to travel to but I can't think of another solid red one worth a shit tourist wise to anyone except podunk rednecks. 

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You guys serious? The most geographically beautiful state without ocean coasts is hands down---Utah.  And it's deep, deep red.  And I love visiting there.  As do millions of tourists.  Same could be said for Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana.  The Ozarks are deep red and gorgeous, as are parts of the Smoky Mountains in Red Tennessee and Purple North Carolina (stretch from Asheville to Chattanooga in particular).  And the coastal area from Charleston to Savannah.    Lots of great places to drink and camp and hike in Kentucky, same for South Dakota.  The northwoods of Wisconsin/Michigan are my favorite places to fish and canoe in the whole continent.    
Now you can definitely keep on the shitlist places like Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Ohio, Indiana, et. al. Problem is Trump voters look at places like Orlando or Biloxi and think, 'ROAD TRIP!'  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You guys serious? The most geographically beautiful state without ocean coasts is hands down---Utah.  And it's deep, deep red.  And I love visiting there.  As do millions of tourists.  Same could be said for Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana.  The Ozarks are deep red and gorgeous, as are parts of the Smoky Mountains in Red Tennessee and Purple North Carolina (stretch from Asheville to Chattanooga in particular).  And the coastal area from Charleston to Savannah.    Lots of great places to drink and camp and hike in Kentucky, same for South Dakota.  The northwoods of Wisconsin/Michigan are my favorite places to fish and canoe in the whole continent.    
Now you can definitely keep on the shitlist places like Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Ohio, Indiana, et. al. Problem is Trump voters look at places like Orlando or Biloxi and think, 'ROAD TRIP!'  

Utah is nice.

The ugliest place I’ve ever been is Bryan/College Station. Even worse than Lubbock, which stunk when I was there. The entire state of Florida is pretty bad too, 

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You guys serious? The most geographically beautiful state without ocean coasts is hands down---Utah.  And it's deep, deep red.  And I love visiting there.  As do millions of tourists.  Same could be said for Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana.  The Ozarks are deep red and gorgeous, as are parts of the Smoky Mountains in Red Tennessee and Purple North Carolina (stretch from Asheville to Chattanooga in particular).  And the coastal area from Charleston to Savannah.    Lots of great places to drink and camp and hike in Kentucky, same for South Dakota.  The northwoods of Wisconsin/Michigan are my favorite places to fish and canoe in the whole continent.    
Now you can definitely keep on the shitlist places like Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Ohio, Indiana, et. al. Problem is Trump voters look at places like Orlando or Biloxi and think, 'ROAD TRIP!'  

Notice that ALL of the nice things about the Red States have EXACTLY NOTHING to do with the people in them.

 

I guess Wanker Bob isn’t a fan of Yellowstone.

Good observation.  But then, I don't think anybody takes vacations to places based on the kind of people there, do they?  I guess I've never stopped to think about it, but my travel plans have never been based, even remotely on the kind of people I'd encounter once I got there.  Except Columbus, Ohio.  Never going back there, ever again.  For any reason because of the people.  But yeah, Trumpers probably plan their vacations around avoiding brown people and being around other ignorant assholes.  I mean, I guess we've taken into account man-made attractions like restaurants or museums, but never the actual people inside those places.  It's usually outdoor attractions/weather.  I can't imagine spending money to travel so you go be around other people like you (not directed at anyone on here, just in general).  

You guys serious? The most geographically beautiful state without ocean coasts is hands down---Utah.  And it's deep, deep red.  And I love visiting there.  As do millions of tourists.  Same could be said for Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana.  The Ozarks are deep red and gorgeous, as are parts of the Smoky Mountains in Red Tennessee and Purple North Carolina (stretch from Asheville to Chattanooga in particular).  And the coastal area from Charleston to Savannah.    Lots of great places to drink and camp and hike in Kentucky, same for South Dakota.  The northwoods of Wisconsin/Michigan are my favorite places to fish and canoe in the whole continent.    
Now you can definitely keep on the shitlist places like Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Ohio, Indiana, et. al. Problem is Trump voters look at places like Orlando or Biloxi and think, 'ROAD TRIP!'  

You spelled “Arizona” incorrectly.

Because I don't think it's a red state anymore.  Not in 2020, and maybe never again.  That's it for the Grand Canyon State.  And it's overrated to visit.  Been there a half dozen times as an adult and never really been sold on it.  

52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You guys serious? The most geographically beautiful state without ocean coasts is hands down---Utah.  And it's deep, deep red.  And I love visiting there.  As do millions of tourists.  Same could be said for Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana.  The Ozarks are deep red and gorgeous, as are parts of the Smoky Mountains in Red Tennessee and Purple North Carolina (stretch from Asheville to Chattanooga in particular).  And the coastal area from Charleston to Savannah.    Lots of great places to drink and camp and hike in Kentucky, same for South Dakota.  The northwoods of Wisconsin/Michigan are my favorite places to fish and canoe in the whole continent.    
Now you can definitely keep on the shitlist places like Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Ohio, Indiana, et. al. Problem is Trump voters look at places like Orlando or Biloxi and think, 'ROAD TRIP!'  

That's all outdoorsy redneck shit. I'm not into that. But you do have a point those are popular with outdoors oriented tourists that I was not thinking much about. 

So red states are good for people who want to travel and not be around other people. 

24 minutes ago, Mole said:

I guess Wanker Bob isn’t a fan of Yellowstone.

Not at all. No outdoors camping type stuff for me. I'm a Brit from a posh london suburb

27 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Not at all. No outdoors camping type stuff for me. I'm a Brit from a posh london suburb

We call that a pussy, Robert. 

Spoken like a true bumpkin. I'd expect nothing more

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14 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Spoken like a true bumpkin. I'd expect nothing more

Lighten up, Nigel.

3 hours ago, Nivek said:


No one travels to shithole red states.

You liberals should pace yourself.. you’re gonna bleed out well before November.

2 minutes ago, Veerbone said:

You liberals should pace yourself.. you’re gonna bleed out well before November.

Fuck off, troll.  We're the ones sharpening the blades to actually use them, unlike every pathetic fatass MAGA poser, wearing $500 in "tactical" gear he stores in his mom's basement.  Y'all talk and display.  The rest of us are actually doing.  

You liberals should pace yourself.. you’re gonna bleed out well before November.

You offering?

We kicked your ass in syria when you had a 20x advantage and we will kick your ass again.
Average russian is the product of a German and a whore.

Wanker Bob, that sounds like a you problem.

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3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Stahp. 

Trump will force a vaccine through before the election even though a majority of his idiotic base won’t take it because they are Q anti vaxxer morons.

Nobody will take it because it hasn’t been vetted yet and because trump is a liar so this will have the effect of making real vaccine much more hard to sell to the public because of trump and his complete idiocy.

If you wrote a comic book with trump as the villain nobody would buy it because it wouldn’t be believable. The day he dies should become an official national holiday and the new Election Day. 

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2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump will force a vaccine through before the election

You believe that?

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

You believe that?

Dunno. But did you listen to his words or was he just joking again. Which is what guys like you always fall back on.

He’s been promising we were close to a vaccine since April. He’ll just keep lying about it. 

27 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

did you listen to his words

I try not to but I can't see a vaccine being driven b/c Trump wants it. Big Pharma and people like Gates will determine that timing. 

12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I try not to but I can't see a vaccine being driven b/c Trump wants it. Big Pharma and people like Gates will determine that timing. 

Big Pharma should determine it  They know what they're doing.  

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I'd like to think that ethical people are still out there, people that aren't swayed by money over ethics, people that understand lives hang in the balance and that trust is powerful and sacred and should not be abused but...who am I kidding? Trump wants it, it comes down to who is telling him no. I mean we've got people pushing oleander extract wherein the cure could be worse than the disease. If Jared sources a vaccine when he's not selling planes in the Middle East, planning the Republican convention, and reading the Oxford English Dictionary in Russian, then let's hope that what JimmyJames is saying never comes to fruition.

 

 

30 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'd like to think that ethical people are still out there, people that aren't swayed by money over ethics

It's a nice thought

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I vacillate between optimism and cynicism so it doesn't stick around for long.

I don't expect to get vaccinated until April at the earliest.  1Q 2021 vaxxing will be healthcare workers, elderly, and other more vulnerable populations.

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

This should be good.

High fructose corn syrup!  Who knew!

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

This should be good.

Brawndo: It's got what plants crave!

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s been promising we were close to a vaccine since April. He’ll just keep lying about it. 

Tomorrow's the big day!

42 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

I don't expect to get vaccinated until April at the earliest.  1Q 2021 vaxxing will be healthcare workers, elderly, and other more vulnerable populations.

Do you see any possible path for a 4Q2020 limited authorization for high risk individuals based on interim results? 

I tend to agree that we are looking at 2Q2021 through end of year for more general roll out. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Do you see any possible path for a 4Q2020 limited authorization for high risk individuals based on interim results? 

I tend to agree that we are looking at 2Q2021 through end of year for more general roll out. 

I think it's possible, but highly unlikely.  Like a 5% chance.  There will be safety issues, but a global vaccine program might be a complete flop if you start seeing 100 or more deaths per million dosed due to a vaccine upon initiating the program. Word will leak out and scare the shit out of people.

Using whichever vaccines are deployed and administered - it will be probably 2 or 3 initially used in different parts of the world.  Just a guess.

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

This should be good.

Pump-and-dump pharma stock manipulation incoming.

11 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Is Texas the only solid red state that anyone wants to travel to? There are purple ones like Florida and Colorado that are great to travel to but I can't think of another solid red one worth a shit tourist wise to anyone except podunk rednecks. 

I’d have a house in New Orleans and live there at least 3 months a year if I could. So yeah, definitely add Louisiana to the list. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

This should be good.

It’s gonna be Trump Steaks, isn’t it?

22 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s gonna be Trump Steaks, isn’t it?

With Clorox for steak sauce.  Cleans you right out.

I’m awake at 4:30 AM because I got up yesterday at 5:00 to drive to another funeral for a friend who died of Covid.

Got home yesterday evening at 9:00 and promptly passed out and I just woke up.

Healthy male in his late 40s that leaves behind a wife and two high school kids and one kid in college.

He was a CRNA and best they can tell he contracted it at work.

God, I’m just so TIRED. That’s two very close friends of mine who have succumbed to this.

2020 can fuck all the way off and eat all the dicks.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m awake at 4:30 AM because I got up yesterday at 5:00 to drive to another funeral for a friend who died of Covid.

Got home yesterday evening at 9:00 and promptly passed out and I just woke up.

Healthy male in his late 40s that leaves behind a wife and two high school kids and one kid in college.

He was a CRNA and best they can tell he contracted it at work.

God, I’m just so TIRED. That’s two very close friends of mine who have succumbed to this.

2020 can fuck all the way off and eat all the dicks.

Wow. So sorry.  


2020 can fuck all the way off and eat all the dicks.

Basketball groupie is trying. But even she needs a break.
21 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

So red states are good for people who want to travel and not be around other people. 

In other words, ideal. 

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't even...

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I vacillate between calling it the party of hate or the party that believes in nothing. 
 

Like Forrest said though, maybe it’s both? Maybe both of dem are happening at da same time. 

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't even...

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Well, they were all going to die any way -Surly DT Covid thread.

Republicans are ok with 170k dead Americans because trump tells them it’s ok that 170k Americans are dead.

There is no redemption coming for the Republican Party. They are the Nazi party before it took over Germany. 

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't even...

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What this graph tells you is that in order to win a Republican primary from now on you have to be an evil piece of shit. You think the Republican Party is bad now? Just wait to see what’s coming down the pipe. 

53 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't even...

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What's not shown in that graphic is the % of Republicans who believe the true number of coronavirus deaths is something like 1K Americans.

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