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Just now, Anastasis said:

LOL.  Shocked by flu statistics. 

Not the statistics, so much as the existence of numbers.  There are just so many of them! 

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Hey everybody, we're number 1.

I'm shocked that Pence isn't waving a foam finger. 

This is painful. Look, we all know Trump ain’t an epidemiologist. Give us a 2 minute “We got the best people” working on this and turn it over to someone who actually knows something. 

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Oh good, Pence is in charge.

I’m glad our pandemic response is in the hands of a religious nut.

I presume Pence will be taking a bottoms up approach to tackling this issue threatening our country.

gotta kiss trump's ass everytime you get in front of the mic.

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Oh good, another bootlick.  Definitely the most important concern we all have is whether the President gets credit for crap he didn’t do.

 

Trumps eyelids are looking aggressively transparent.

Pence is fucked here. 

I knew they wanted to switch VP for 2020, when this goes tits up, Pence is gone.

Nikki Haley or Kirstjen Nielsen come on down. Outside shot at Ivanka getting the nod if this is slow played till May or June. Longshot odds on a "bipartisan" Tulsi pick.

4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

This guy going on about the President's leadership and actions?


We're definitely screwed.

This feels like when some major executive management change is made and one fuck up puts another fuck up in charge and everyone knows things will end in fuckery.

 

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God damn, I would pay $1000 to see that woman turn around and fake sneeze on Trump’s face right now.  He’d freak the fuck out.

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6 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I wonder if the Democrats will change their tune on border security.

The people who brought it here flew into the country legally but you knew that, right?

Let's let Dr. Schuchat and the CDC direct this shitshow. Trump/Pence and whoever that last Sec. of Ass-Kissing have no idea of what's going on or what to do.

Did they sequence these speakers in descending order by height?

With the attention span of a flea, Trump is having a hard time not spacing out.  It was distracting as hell to see him leering around the speaker into the crowd.

No matter how many times I see it, it's still amazing seeing these grown ass men bend the knee and kiss his ass even in the most serious of times like this.

The people who brought it here flew into the country legally but you knew that, right?
As directed by Trump's White House despite objection to bring them in by the CDC.
Just now, The Royal We said:

With the attention span of a flea, Trump is having a hard time not spacing out.  It was distracting as hell to see him leering around the speaker into the crowd.

No matter how many times I see it, it's still amazing seeing these grown ass men bend the knee and kiss his ass even in the most serious of times like this.

It’s pathetic.  

9 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

This is painful. Look, we all know Trump ain’t an epidemiologist. Give us a 2 minute “We got the best people” working on this and turn it over to someone who actually knows something. 

I loved it when he would stumble through a fact or figure and then say "that's something" and then move on to the next one.

I thought I was watching a real life version of a Family Guy episode with Peter Griffin giving this press conference.

 

“Our consumer is very strong.”  WTF?

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The people who brought it here flew into the country legally but you knew that, right?

Yeah, but doesn't mean we should just let people coming in and getting reinfected.

Just now, workswithseed said:

Yeah, but doesn't mean we should just let people coming in and getting reinfected.

Good point.  Democrats have always been big proponents of just letting people come in and get reinfected.  I once marched on Washington holding a placard that read “Just let people come in and get reinfected!”  It’s a big part of the Dem platform, tbh.

21 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

This is painful. Look, we all know Trump ain’t an epidemiologist. Give us a 2 minute “We got the best people” working on this and turn it over to someone who actually knows something. 

I loved it when he would stumble through a fact or figure and then say "that's something" and then move on to the next one.

I thought I was watching a real life version of a Family Guy episode with Peter Griffin giving this press conference.

 

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Good point.  Democrats have always been big proponents of just letting people come in and get reinfected.  I once marched on Washington holding a placard that read “Just let people come in and get reinfected!”  It’s a big part of the Dem platform, tbh.

Yeah, I mean everyone was was just letting in caravans every year. Seem like a great idea.

4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Yeah, but doesn't mean we should just let people coming in and getting reinfected.

That dude in Brazil that has it will have to make one hell of a journey to get reinfected here. I hope he learned Spanish in school.

He looks bizarre in a blue suit and pink tie.  The tie matches his face.

Good point.  Democrats have always been big proponents of just letting people come in and get reinfected.  I once marched on Washington holding a placard that read “Just let people come in and get reinfected!”  It’s a big part of the Dem platform, tbh.
Well the good plan is to make them too scared of deportation to seek medical care. Seems like a promising way to stop the spread of disease.
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

That dude in Brazil that has it will have to make one hell of a journey to get reinfected here. I hope he learned Spanish in school.

I wonder how many Iranians knew Chinese?

“26,000?  I never heard of a number like that.”

What is he fucking blathering about?  

Crediting the Muslim ban with preventing the coronavirus from China

“We will have a flu shot for this [coronavirus] soon.”  Lol.  This guy is such a moron.

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