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#33351
22 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Abbott's decision has only increased this practice. 

Exactly right.  It's a fuck around and find out free for all now.  Great job Gov. 

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#33352
I’m fucking sick of masks like pretty much everyone, but I wouldn’t mind if there was some mandate where you have to wear masks in grocery stores and whatnot during flu season so we don’t have to worry about some filthy snot nosed kid sneezing all over the produce section 

It is not the kids that sneeze on the produce. Its the olds in my experience.
#33353
49 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Id just be worried about takin a vax road trip and showing up and them seeing an obviously fit and healthy looking young guy (not me, them) and then being told “yea no. These are earmarked for olds and obese. Be gone”

I am not engaging in this activity and think it’s silly, by the way. I’m happy to wait and get it when it’s convenient.

got mine the day after gov did his stupid press conference. had to drive 90 minutes, but no one asked me nothing. 

i was willing to wait my turn until our fuckstick governor went full fuckstick. 

#33354
7 minutes ago, Nivek said:


It is not the kids that sneeze on the produce. Its the olds in my experience.

It’s definitely the olds. They have to inspect and touch every piece of produce in the entire section before choosing the first one they touched 

#33355

I got the do-it-yourself vaccination, so I'm not in a hurry. I can wait behind all you guys who haven't had it yet. Good luck out there!

#33356

The roll out is bad. That the companies dolling out the vaccine are making up their own rules is absurd. Kroger basically said fuck the CDC, we are only handing it out to health care and nursing home workers and olds. MD Anderson said it was only for cancer patients. Memorial Hermann hospitals basically said “only previous patients here matter”.

Houston’s website waitlist has been modded to say “don’t rely on us.”

Sam’s/Walmart doesn’t even have an option to cancel an appointment after you make one.

This is pathetic. The blame here is all political. They fumble fucked this.

#33357
The roll out is bad. That the companies dolling out the vaccine are making up their own rules is absurd. Kroger basically said fuck the CDC, we are only handing it out to health care and nursing home workers and olds. MD Anderson said it was only for cancer patients. Memorial Hermann hospitals basically said “only previous patients here matter”.

Houston’s website waitlist has been modded to say “don’t rely on us.”

Sam’s/Walmart doesn’t even have an option to cancel an appointment after you make one.

This is pathetic. The blame here is all political. They fumble fucked this.
Who is "they" ? Listen Jack we don't have a robust national healthcare system. The Biden administration has done the best they can at ramping up production. The vaccine is distributed to the states, who dictate where it goes and to whom.
What your seeing is the result of a patchwork local and private system of healthcare to combat a pandemic with predictable results. Add in our dumb politics and it gets worse. It's unsurprising Amarrillo has excessive vaccine and teachers in Austin wait.
#33358
15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

If things hold steady Biden will have delivered 100M vaccines in half the time promised. That's pretty fucking impressive.

 

15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, he has completely botched it.  We are all going to die because he's a senile old man who can't get anything done.  -- MAGA

 

My Republican friends all credit Trump for the "fast vaccine response" and will continue to do so.  They think it's the biggest feather in his cap. 

I've used this line repeatedly, but again: Trying to have a serious conversation about politics or current events with modern Republicans is like trying to have a serious math conversation with people who've been taught that two plus two equals five.  

#33359
13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

 

My Republican friends all credit Trump for the "fast vaccine response" and will continue to do so.  They think it's the biggest feather in his cap. 

I've used this line repeatedly, but again: Trying to have a serious conversation about politics or current events with modern Republicans is like trying to have a serious math conversation with people who've been taught that two plus two equals five.  

You need new friends

#33360
5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You need new friends

Oh, we're drifting apart in a hurry.  And that's a shame, but conservative media is literally changing them.

#33361
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, we're drifting apart in a hurry.  And that's a shame, but conservative media is literally changing them.

I was kind of joking, but the same has happened with some pretty good friends and family. They can't stop spewing their trash talking points even during holidays, so I've just removed myself from the equation.

#33362
5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Who is "they" ? Listen Jack we don't have a robust national healthcare system. The Biden administration has done the best they can at ramping up production. The vaccine is distributed to the states, who dictate where it goes and to whom.
What your seeing is the result of a patchwork local and private system of healthcare to combat a pandemic with predictable results. Add in our dumb politics and it gets worse. It's unsurprising Amarrillo has excessive vaccine and teachers in Austin wait.

They is the government at the State and Federal level.  

#33364

Got my first Pfizer vaccine today and was asked no questions, didn’t get my id checked and was given a vaccine record with blanks for all info that might identify whoever was vaccinated.  I’m tempted to go get more vaccines and sell these records to conspiratorially minded anti-vaxxers on eBay.

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#33366
7 hours ago, Nivek said:


It is not the kids that sneeze on the produce. Its the olds in my experience.

Yeah true. Whatever. It’d just be nice to not get the flu cause I went fucking grocery shopping 

#33367
7 hours ago, Nivek said:

The roll out is bad. That the companies dolling out the vaccine are making up their own rules is absurd. Kroger basically said fuck the CDC, we are only handing it out to health care and nursing home workers and olds. MD Anderson said it was only for cancer patients. Memorial Hermann hospitals basically said “only previous patients here matter”.

Houston’s website waitlist has been modded to say “don’t rely on us.”

Sam’s/Walmart doesn’t even have an option to cancel an appointment after you make one.

This is pathetic. The blame here is all political. They fumble fucked this.

It’s almost if having 50 states with 50 different sets of laws is not the best system for directing a unified response to a health crisis including the streamline of a vaccination policy and rollout 

#33368
On 3/4/2021 at 2:32 PM, Bama Chick said:

Governor MeeMaw extended our mask mandate until April 9th.

And Mo Brooks and Will Ainsworth and Tommy Tuberville and John Merrell are BIG MAD.

Color Key:

Red: aggressively molest that pustulant socialist over-spiced socialist snow monkey with a moldy socialist carrot. (Used socialist in honor of Mo.)

Blue: who cares what they think.

Urnge: Did Tommy even know there was a mask mandate?

#33369
16 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Who is saying we can't get back to normal. 

I wasn't normal before the virus, don't see why I have to be normal afterwards.

#33371
1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Kids in cages back at pre-Covid levels. 
Schools, no. 

 

Could you be a bigger cockmunch?  Did you read the story?  WTF do you expect us to do with a rising influx of UNACCOMPANIED minors?

Neg repped.

#33372
14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

These people are just so goddamn stupid. 
 

 

 

That idiot’s voice sounds like Norm McDonald 

#33373
1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Kids in cages back at pre-Covid levels. 
Schools, no. 

 

It was never about kids in cages. It was about ripping young kids away from their parents. Only the trump administration did that, it was straight up evil, psychologically damaging to those kids, and you supported it.

#33374
28 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It was never about kids in cages. It was about ripping young kids away from their parents. Only the trump administration did that, it was straight up evil, psychologically damaging to those kids, and you supported it.

It was about arresting parents, charging them with prison time, and then declaring the children as “unaccompanied minors”. Some children really are unaccompanied when arriving at the border and not made that way by ICE

#33375
On 3/3/2021 at 1:00 PM, Bama Chick said:

I’m a notorious wimp but I’ve never had soreness like I did after my Covid shots.

Out of respect, I’m not going to make a lewd comment in response to that setup which is just begging for a lewd response.

 

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The comma.

#33376
43 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It was never about kids in cages.

It is known.  

Just like it was never about psychotropic medication use in the immigrant kids BH treatment settings. 

#33377
It was never about kids in cages. It was about ripping young kids away from their parents. Only the trump administration did that, it was straight up evil, psychologically damaging to those kids, and you supported it.

This.

He’s an evil cocksucker playing a dishonest “whatabout” game. He supported a reform that openly and proudly declared that it was going to purposefully hurt children to terrorize their parents into doing its will. Never forget: these people are flat out evil.
#33378
5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It is known.  

Just like it was never about psychotropic medication use in the immigrant kids BH treatment settings. 

Not familiar with that at all so cannot comment.

I do know evil when I see it. And what the trump administration did cleared that bar with ease. 

Edited by JimmyJames

#33379
1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Not familiar with that at all so cannot comment.

I do know evil when I see it. And what the trump administration did cleared that bar with ease. 

Well, just keep your eyes open. 

#33383
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Could you be a bigger cockmunch?  Did you read the story?  WTF do you expect us to do with a rising influx of UNACCOMPANIED minors?

Neg repped.

Of course I read it.

I didnt cause the influx. I would suggest from the start maybe not waving everybody in. I’m from close to the border. Illegal immigrant traffic is up substantially. 

#33385
17 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Of course I read it.

I didnt cause the influx. I would suggest from the start maybe not waving everybody in. I’m from close to the border. Illegal immigrant traffic is up substantially. 

Lying troll, exhibit 1.  

#33386
3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Lying troll, exhibit 1.  

What that I read it? Or that illegal traffic up substantially?

#33387

I thought you worked in San Antonio, which isn’t close to the border. Prove that illegal immigration is up substantially. Not just your hot takes. Actual numbers.  Otherwise fuck off. I’ve had it with people like you.  

#33390
3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I thought you worked in San Antonio, which isn’t close to the border. Prove that illegal immigration is up substantially. Not just your hot takes. Actual numbers.  Otherwise fuck off. I’ve had it with people like you.  

I work in San Antonio. I said I’m from close to the border. I have friends and family there. More houses out in the country broken into, more game cameras catching people going by. Oh, and the government having to expand facilities for illegals would suggest to me that the numbers are up, but I’m just a simple man.

Dipshit. 

#33391
1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Ok?  C’mon man, you spouted off, back it up with real data.

I quoted the wrong post. 

#33392
1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

I work in San Antonio. I said I’m from close to the border. I have friends and family there. More houses out in the country broken into, more game cameras catching people going by. Oh, and the government having to expand facilities for illegals would suggest to me that the numbers are up, but I’m just a simple man.

Dipshit. 

You have nothing, except hyperbole and bullshit.  Dipshit indeed. Fuck off liar.  

#33393
1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You have nothing, except hyperbole and bullshit.  Dipshit indeed. Fuck off liar.  

Why are they expanding capacity for illegal unaccompanied minors if not for increased volumes?

#33395
1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

They always are.

Unless I’m sleepin 

Don’t sleep on psychotropic over prescribing in federal facilities. I realize these this ask requires a timeframe that some people find inconvenient. 
 

There were a few different exchanges on this topic. And in particular a few exchanges on the durability of attention span. Just hoping some posters can muster the endurance. 

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#33396
6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Why are they expanding capacity for illegal unaccompanied minors if not for increased volumes?

Well the short answer is that we aren’t turning them back at the border, leaving them on the other side.   The long answer is we need comprehensive immigration reform, including a robust guest worker program, not a wall which Mexico has yet to pay for.  Immigration didn’t magically disappear with MAGA in charge, and it won’t disappear with him in hiding either.  But yeah, San Antonio is close to the border.  😅

#33399
1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Well the short answer is that we aren’t turning them back at the border, leaving them on the other side.   The long answer is we need comprehensive immigration reform, including a robust guest worker program, not a wall which Mexico has yet to pay for.  Immigration didn’t magically disappear with MAGA in charge, and it won’t disappear with him in hiding either.  But yeah, San Antonio is close to the border.  😅

I’m from a small town close to the border. Is that spelled out well enough for you, retard?

WH officials going because there’s no increase.

 

 

48 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Cite?

 

 

#33400
Just now, Anastasis said:

I am not sure if you are missing anything.  Feel free to summarize your conclusions. 

Cute - Sexual abuse, forcing meds on kids without their or their parents permission, government funding of said practices . . . 

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