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Dude's need to stay out of the Asian tug joints.

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These fuckers need to ask him about the Trump Crash in the stock market.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

This man is the president.

Holy shit.

It's not so much that he's the President; it's that the GOP is ok with this.

Wait.  Did Trump just say some dude was kissing him?

Holy shit.  The look on the CDC woman’s face when Trump said this is not as bad as Ebola and that Ebola “disintegrates you.”  Lol.

These fuckers need to ask him about the Trump Crash in the stock market.
He blamed a significant part of it on the Democratic debate.

Didnt realize this was still going on, CNN cut away to talk to bloomberg. 

Not a vaccine fan:

Ebola, the Thanos virus.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:
6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:
These fuckers need to ask him about the Trump Crash in the stock market.

He blamed a significant part of it on the Democratic debate.

Even though the market started crashing the day before the debate.

pence looking like he knows he just got an anchor hung around his neck. 

52 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He's placing us in God's hands.....

We're fucked. 

This stuttering prick again

37 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Holy shit.  The look on the CDC woman’s face when Trump said this is not as bad as Ebola and that Ebola “disintegrates you.”  Lol.

Most shocking is that Trump would denigrate disintegration. That'll change once Stephen Miller gets in his ear.

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54 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Dude's need to stay out of the Asian tug joints.

At least it wasn’t the good Molinari

4 hours ago, horn4life said:

So it will actually be interesting to me to see if Trump evokes confidence in his speech tonight?  Or will the markets see it as something else?

The fact his "acting" Head of Homeland Security had no idea about the number infected or the death rate, was a moment of clarity. The people we now have in charge of protecting us, have a singular qualification that matters, loyalty to Donald Trump, nothing else matters.  What you have are a bunch of "acting" mini me Trumps that honestly have no idea what they are doing.  

This is the VERY FIRST actual crisis Trump has faced that was not largely of his own making. I expect a straight from the text speech with no questions.  

Not to defend the incompetent toadie manning the post, but maybe it wasn't a good idea to create this massive, bloated bureaucracy that requires one person to know all about protecting us from terrorists, health crises, illegal immigrants, etc. in the first place. 

57 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Holy shit.  The look on the CDC woman’s face when Trump said this is not as bad as Ebola and that Ebola “disintegrates you.”  Lol.

What the fuck?

 

Making Pence Chief Pandemic Officer does have its benefits. Not so sure one of the Trump family would be the VP choice though. It would be hard to pass over Beelzebub.

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:
These fuckers need to ask him about the Trump Crash in the stock market.

He blamed a significant part of it on the Democratic debate.

So let me follow though on the logic here. According to Trump, the democrats all displayed they were unfit for the presidency in their debate, so the markets tumbled. Why would the markets care, because surely a presidential savant like dotard would easily win re-election if that was the case. That's some 4d logic on display.

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Great thread with receipts on how Trump has damaged the country’s response to health emergencies.


5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Buckle up, buckaroos. It's about to get real bad if you're old, overweight, unhealthy, or don't have ready access to medical care. 

And yet, trumps base won't stop loving him. The ultimate con man with the ultimate marks. 

That was quick.  May now be Mayor McSnuggles but he runs a nimble and fast paced org.

 

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I was really hoping Bloomberg would use those billions for some good. Seems he will. 

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I was really hoping Bloomberg would use those billions for some good. Seems he will. 

Let's see what happens after he loses the nomination, god willing.

7 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Fuck, build it till sea from shiny sea can't be seen from the coast, till at least this all blows over.

happy hour drinking GIF

 

But really, if something like The New Way Forward Act is anything to go by.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/5383/text?q={"search"%3A["chamberActionDateCode%3A\"2019-12-10|116|1000\"+AND+billIsReserved%3A\"N\""]}&r=10&s=4

 

I was just going to ask how long until republicans start blaming this epidemic on the lack of a wall.

 

 

 

In other news:

How long until we start to hear about dOTarD pressuring CDC officials and others to downplay the seriousness of this "caronavirus" so that the stock markets, and by extension DotARd's re-election chances, stop tanking, despite the obvious threat to public health such pressure would cause?

I'm putting the over/under at 4 days.

21 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was just going to ask how long until republicans start blaming this epidemic on the lack of a wall.

 

 

 

In other news:

How long until we start to hear about dOTarD pressuring CDC officials and others to downplay the seriousness of this "caronavirus" so that the stock markets, and by extension DotARd's re-election chances, stop tanking, despite the obvious threat to public health such pressure would cause?

I'm putting the over/under at 4 days.

I don't want a wall.

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 

Making Pence Chief Pandemic Officer does have its benefits. Not so sure one of the Trump family would be the VP choice though. It would be hard to pass over Beelzebub.

I understand 20-40% of the public will never stop supporting Trump, but there is 0 chance Trump doesn’t catch equal amounts of shit for his administration’s failures as this blows up. 

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Quick! Someone convince Pence that the virus is female!

He’ll be very motivated to interfere with their reproduction.

Buckle up, buckaroos. It's about to get real bad if you're old, overweight, unhealthy, or don't have ready access to medical care. 
And yet, trumps base won't stop loving him. The ultimate con man with the ultimate marks. 

If this goes wide, that voting block will be devastated.
42 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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"Profiles In Courage"

36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The good news is that, according to Trump today, we’ll soon have a flu shot for coronavirus.
 

I’m not kidding.  He actually said that.

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54 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

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Surprised when Hope Hicks came back on board she wasn’t appointed head of the Makeup Task Force. That bronzer is at Defcon 4.

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Holy shit.  The look on the CDC woman’s face when Trump said this is not as bad as Ebola and that Ebola “disintegrates you.”  Lol.

 

 

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

What the fuck?

pic? couldn't find it online besides the two videos on this page but they don't seem to be talking about ebola.

One thing that I find interesting from a psychological perspective is the kind of reaction we see on this and non-political board's reactions to this generalized threat.

Broadly speaking, we have one group discussing collective and cooperative actions to reduce the overall harm to society with a recognition that a communicable disease will spread regardless of individual action.

Then, we have another group who is planning to eliminate any perceived outside threat by way of isolation and preparation for individual violent actions and is boasting of arming itself to the teeth without a recognition that a communicable disease will spread regardless of individual action.

That right there seems like a plausible delineation between two different outlooks.

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1 minute ago, bolverk said:

One thing that I find interesting from a psychological perspective is the kind of reaction we see on this and non-political board's reactions to this generalized threat.

Broadly speaking, we have one group discussing collective and cooperative actions to reduce the overall harm to society with a recognition that a communicable disease will spread regardless of individual action.

Then, we have another group who is planning to eliminate any perceived outside threat by way of isolation and preparation for individual violent action and is boasting of arming itself to the teeth without a recognition that a communicable disease will spread regardless of individual action.

That right there seems like a plausible delineation between two different political factions.

If you don’t have at least 58,000 rounds of hollow points, how do you hope to survive Coronavirus?

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