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35 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

People in Siena singing out of their windows. 

 

It's a distraction!  Vito Andolini is getting away!

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1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Beating Trump is Job No. 1. 

thank you for keeping me current. 

This NBC news live feed is awesome.  Waiting for someone to say, "Someone roll that fat fucking orange out onto the lawn already."

"Two minutes...allegedly"

 Yea USA, we're the best

33 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Just a head's up - we are going to see actual widespread testing as states and locals move away from the CDC due to their preventable shortages. 

The numbers will skyrocket until we catch up. COVID-19 has affected many but the testing to this point has not shown it.

So - don't panic. Practice good hygiene, practice social distancing, protect the elderly and those with compromised immune systems, and flatten the curve so there are enough beds and ventilators available for the most vulnerable.

We can get through this and will. 

This.  Quoted because it bears repetition.

20 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Funny, I'm the complete opposite. I think hospitalization and fatality rates have been overestimated because transmission rate has been underestimated.

And also this.   This is actually one of the more optimistic parts of my overall conclusions.  I think the rates are artificially high because our denominator of actual cases is insanely low -- even in countries where they are testing a lot.

couldn’t get through his first sentence. virus. five-letter word. 

Two very big words. Fuck this orange shitbag. 

His brain is fucking mush. 

Obligatory, it's other's fault that we had to fix

“two really big words.”

well, when you speak at a 4th grade level, most words are big. 

The guy over Pence's right shoulder knows we're fucked. 

DOW has shed almost 1% since he started talking.

Jesus that telehealth explanation

Listening on the radio so can’t see how he looks but he sounds terrible (even worse than normal). Can’t catch his breath. 

oh shit is he planning on sending patients to nursing homes?   yikes

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He looks especially orange this afternoon. 

Well, that’s because he was infected with COVID this past weekend with the Brazilian president. 
it’s his normal shade of orange, but he’s just pale with a dry cough

Just now, Jatrain said:

Listening on the radio so can’t see how he looks but he sounds terrible (even worse than normal). Can’t catch his breath. 

Of course he does. He probably caught the covid from the pres of Brazil. 

1 minute ago, Jatrain said:

Listening on the radio so can’t see how he looks but he sounds terrible (even worse than normal). Can’t catch his breath. 

oh, this motherfucker has it. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

DOW has shed almost 1% since he started talking.

Still positive though.  Hang in there Mr. President!  We're all behind you!

You can get a test...    but we don't want you taking a test...

"I doubt we'll need anywhere near that."

 

Again, fuck this orange shitbag.

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Biden is Alex Trebek compared to Trump.

What is "WTF are you talking about?" ?

"People can get a test very safely . . . "

WTF?

Trump is so irritated that he has to deal with this 

“5 million tests...doubt we’ll need that many.”

too many tests!

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"If you think this country's bad off now, just wait 'til I get through with it!"

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2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

National Emergency declared. 

https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/guide-emergency-powers-and-their-use

"In short, emergency powers offer a broad array of tools that would otherwise be unavailable to the executive branch. Some are highly potent and subject to abuse, while others are already being misused as convenient fixes to non-emergency problems. A large percentage of these authorities appear to be unnecessary and/or outdated. The president can invoke dozens of these laws simply by signing her name to an emergency declaration, and such declarations tend to linger on the books for many years. The bottom line: It is time to rethink whether our current legal framework for national emergencies is the right one, or whether changes are needed to preserve the balance of powers the Founders intended."

50 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Anyone got a live link to the dipshit's 3pm presser?

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