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#3501

Declared a border crisis to access funds for a wall much quicker than before declaring coronavirus crisis. Sad!

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#3504

Listened for 10 seconds. He reads off the paper, then goes all causual off script to mumble some nonsense that I think he thinks sounds smart. Everytime I hear him I'm in awe that 63,000,000 people think he's great. Just blows my fucking mind.

#3507

I thought the orange shit they dip him in was antiviral, no? 

#3511
Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ohhhh we needed an entire overhaul of our testing procedures. Noooo wonder it's taken so long. With tears in my eyes, thank you Donald! 

I had no idea that you were a big burly man straight from central casting.  Interesting.

#3514

I just realized that declaring a national emergency basically gives him the dictatorial powers he wants...I'm sure he'll use them responsibly...

Furk

#3515
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Listened for 10 seconds. He reads off the paper, then goes all causual off script to mumble some nonsense that I think he thinks sounds smart. Everytime I hear him I'm in awe that 63,000,000 people think he's great. Just blows my fucking mind.

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#3516

so the bench mark here is a faster response than HIV ...  Well that's a really high fucking bar.

 

Tests brought to you "at unprecedented speed"   fuck right off lady

#3518
Just now, DixonHur said:

I just realized that declaring a national emergency basically gives him the dictatorial powers he wants...I'm sure he'll use them responsibly...

Furk

Oh, it's gonna be a scene man.

#3522

"We unleashed the power of the private sector."

Well, except for that part where you rejected their request for approval weeks ago.

#3528
Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

lol my god

stop holding up a god damn graph 

jessssssus this is clown shoes

Lulz that middle school flow chart was amazeballs. 

#3530

Trump turns over the mic to Fauzi making sure he touched it all over the spit screen.  He's dead.

#3536

Don’t shake that mother fucker’s hand. He’s spreading covid everywhere. 

#3544
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Doug from Walmart.  Well I feel better.

Jake from State Farm is much more competent.

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