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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

My heart absolutely agrees with this.  My head thinks that a highly publicized death of a vaccinated person would be a fucking nightmare for the country.

worst case scenario is all those people not getting vaccinated wouldn't get vaccinated, but abbott, who is polling abnormally high, isn't there for the next election.

I'm fine with that.

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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6 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Ted Cruz ,  you're up.

It would be Dan Patrick, not Ted Cruz. And Dan Patrick's approval ratings are lower than a dead dog at aggy field.

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4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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The LGBT community has dealt with a pandemic before and understands what needs to be done to protect the community

6 minutes ago, SEC said:

It would be Dan Patrick, not Ted Cruz. And Dan Patrick's approval ratings are lower than a dead dog at aggy field.

But I want it to be Ted Cruz. 

13 minutes ago, SEC said:

Greg Abbott got covid. Sweep the leg, do us a solid.

Like sweeping the legs of a marionette.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Like sweeping the legs of a marionette.

Someone forgot to tell Abbott it was standing room only:

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Like sweeping the legs of a marionette.

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2 minutes ago, SEC said:

Someone forgot to tell Abbott it was standing room only:

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Fuck him up Delta

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34 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You have to think that Abbott's cardio-vascular system is not real strong.  

In other news, a Chicago Pharmacist has been busted for selling Authentic Vaccine Cards for 10 bucks each. 

https://news.yahoo.com/pharmacist-arrested-allegedly-selling-hundreds-192054047.html

He'll be fine; he's got access to care and received it early. Most vaccinated asymptomatic folks who show up at the hospital (positive test result) would be sent home I bet. Our trauma region has no ICU beds available and few staffed regular beds so the governor is a fortunate man.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He'll be fine; he's got access to care and received it early. Most vaccinated asymptomatic folks who show up at the hospital (positive test result) would be sent home I bet. Our trauma region has no ICU beds available and few staffed regular beds so the governor is a fortunate man.

He's not "fortunate."  He is a member of The Party.  And The Party Elites, in any plutocratic kakistocracy, get the best of everything.  Growing up when the Soviet Union existed shoulda taught you that.

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Libtard infiltrator, up to no good, I'm sure.

6 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Leopards are going to get obese.

 

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So needless. All because they've been fed a steady diet of bullshit. I got rid of Facebook this summer and it's one of the best decisions I ever made. If you want to point at one of the biggest causes of why we are still in this mess, it is social media sites like Facebook that allow this constant reinforcement loop to whatever misguided or crazy theory you choose to believe. 

In this case, the "risks of the shots outweighed the benefits." Since he's dead, I am wondering if she meant his life insurance policy had good benefits?

 

On the DT thread it was mentioned that there are no ICU beds within 500 miles of SW Colorado.  My 70 year old parents are in Estes Park and heading to Ouray tomorrow.  My dad has one pfizer shot.  My mom is not vaccinated.  Sigh.

11 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

In this case, the "risks of the shots outweighed the benefits." Since he's dead, I am wondering if she meant his life insurance policy had good benefits?

Hmmm...  Do some life insurance policies have provisions requiring vaccinations?  I realize it may still be too early for policies to have that for COVID, but are we likely to see life insurance companies refuse to cover the unvaccinated?  Or if they still provide coverage doing so with a hefty premium?  A FAFO rider, if you will?

I hope these antivaxxers aren't checking into public hospitals. Wouldn't that make them socialists?

24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So needless. All because they've been fed a steady diet of bullshit. I got rid of Facebook this summer and it's one of the best decisions I ever made. If you want to point at one of the biggest causes of why we are still in this mess, it is social media sites like Facebook that allow this constant reinforcement loop to whatever misguided or crazy theory you choose to believe. 

I completely agree.  That coupled with the fact that until recently, social media has not taken responsibilty for absolutely false info posted on there.  They still are not good at it.  

I still have mine, but I am quick to report bullshit.  

33 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Leopards are going to get obese.

 

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What an idiot. 

A teacher’s face mask worn to help prevent the spread of COVID-19 was ripped off by a parent days before the first day of school in Texas, according to a school official. 

A statement, titled “Creating An Oasis For Our Students,” provided insights into the return to school at Eanes Independent School District in Austin as well as details on unfortunate situations like the face mask incident. Eanes ISD is a K-12 school district. 

“The last few days leading to the start of school have been a whirlwind of information and action from governors, attorney generals, judges, mayors, superintendents and even principals,” said Tom Leonard, superintendent of schools. “While many may not agree on the particulars (i.e., masks or no masks), we all want students to be safe and we all should treat each other respectfully.”

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

A teacher’s face mask worn to help prevent the spread of COVID-19 was ripped off by a parent days before the first day of school in Texas, according to a school official. 

A statement, titled “Creating An Oasis For Our Students,” provided insights into the return to school at Eanes Independent School District in Austin as well as details on unfortunate situations like the face mask incident. Eanes ISD is a K-12 school district. 

“The last few days leading to the start of school have been a whirlwind of information and action from governors, attorney generals, judges, mayors, superintendents and even principals,” said Tom Leonard, superintendent of schools. “While many may not agree on the particulars (i.e., masks or no masks), we all want students to be safe and we all should treat each other respectfully.”

Sounds like she should have stood her ground and shot that person for attacking her. That's what antimaskers want, right? Guns in school?

38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So needless. All because they've been fed a steady diet of bullshit. I got rid of Facebook this summer and it's one of the best decisions I ever made. If you want to point at one of the biggest causes of why we are still in this mess, it is social media sites like Facebook that allow this constant reinforcement loop to whatever misguided or crazy theory you choose to believe. 

I got rid of it a few weeks ago. I only looked at it once every few weeks and still feel better.

Siap if already posted, but Twitter has id’ed Ryan’s friend in the video.  Works for DraftKings Sportsbook. He’s an asshole for not stopping his friend and for his general attitude but at the same time he’s not responsible for his friends behavior. 

 

16 minutes ago, SEC said:

Sounds like she should have stood her ground and shot that person for attacking her. That's what antimaskers want, right? Guns in school?

All while screaming, “I’m fearing for my life”, as she unloaded her gun. That’s the Texas way.

Arch conservative, vaccine critic and priestly vestments glamour pus, is on a ventilator:

 

3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Arch conservative, vaccine critic and priestly vestments glamour pus, is on a ventilator:

 

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord, my blood will keep

Unvaccinated, clean and pure

No mask upon my face, good sir. 

Sounds like she should have stood her ground and shot that person for attacking her. That's what antimaskers want, right? Guns in school?

While hyperbole, it’s actually correct. Generally speaking, you can use deadly force against someone trying to cause you serious bodily injury.

I hope she sues the shit out of that asshole, and that she presses criminal charges.
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You have to think that Abbott's cardio-vascular system is not real strong.  

In other news, a Chicago Pharmacist has been busted for selling Authentic Vaccine Cards for 10 bucks each. 

https://news.yahoo.com/pharmacist-arrested-allegedly-selling-hundreds-192054047.html

Volume! Volume! Volume!

The piece on CBS News was, as expected, pretty superficial. But they mentioned the arrests of both a doctor and a bartender for selling fake vaccination cards. They also said they sell for as much as $1,500 each. I’m sure that’s an extreme and the average price is much lower. But $10? Is he just photocopying them on a Xerox?

They also said it’s easy to find the sellers because they’re acting out in the open. The problem is the buyers who are harder to trace and using them to do things like return to campus where they’re putting everyone else at risk. 

20 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I guess I’ll be back to working 70 hour weeks for a few months.

Sigh. I’m so exhausted and angry now as my baseline.

But happy to see the administration go public with this recommendation. Even if it will spawn more conspiracy nonsense.
 

My wife is 7 months removed from her 2nd dose, just got her 3rd dose of pfizer yesterday. 

for those curious, the symptoms are similar and on par with the second dose. 

The AMA should look up who his doctor is and ask the state board to rescind their license.

Perhaps. Or perhaps, and I’m just spit balling here, the corn fan was full of shit?
1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

What an idiot. 

Oh cruel fate! Her husband would still be alive today if only someone, anyone had given him the preventative “medicines” his *checks notes* wife was apparently popping like M&Ms the whole time.

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2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Leopards are going to get obese.

 

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Would it be a bad time to tell her "hey, it's okay, he probably died from comorbidities!"?

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2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

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Seems like a lot of time and money could have been saved if they'd just run that CT scan a few months ago. 

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Fucking idiots. 

Don't have the data on this, but nearly certain that 100% of people named Enzo have taken a mug shot at some point in their lives.

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4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You have to think that Abbott's cardio-vascular system is not real strong.  

In other news, a Chicago Pharmacist has been busted for selling Authentic Vaccine Cards for 10 bucks each. 

https://news.yahoo.com/pharmacist-arrested-allegedly-selling-hundreds-192054047.html

This violates the Canecutter Law of Stealing*: never do anything illegal if the reward is less than a full year's salary. Ten Fucking Bucks to get a criminal record.

 

 

 

*It's actually not my law. I just stole it.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

San Antonio tough guy bullies female store mgr because her store has a mask policy. 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRL2UYVa/

 

They must have had a mask mandate for the squat rack, too. 

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