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39 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Man! This particular segment of the herd is thinning rapidly.

I was blissfully unaware that there are (were) so many right wing radio hosts. I had just assumed that conservative radio was still Rush reruns on a loop.

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40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but that's hilarious coming from the racist, colonialist dipshit Churchill who fanned the flames of the Cold War. Not like the English historically ever did the right thing first either.

16 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I was blissfully unaware that there are (were) so many right wing radio hosts. I had just assumed that conservative radio was still Rush reruns on a loop.

Well there aren’t as many as there used to be. 

15 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I was blissfully unaware that there are (were) so many right wing radio hosts. I had just assumed that conservative radio was still Rush reruns on a loop.

The freedom eagle patriot ar15 network needs programming. Most of these guys are one step above the bearded white guy recording rage videos in their truck for the 20,000 bots that follow them on Facebook. 

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I read that as "sativa".

Same outcome.

Better than indica.

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bounce back and forth between schadenfreude and compassion.

The more beer I drink, the less compassion I have.

Second that

“If it doesn’t work, you’ll be the first to know” 

 

The greatest political troll of our time. 

23 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Brisket.

Hey Trauma, and also you @Bama Chick, I’m still in for a celebration when this is done, but I bet we have a bunch of people ready to pool resources to make sure y’all continue to get surprised with food until then.  Who would we talk to to sponsor the next food truck Friday, TB?  BC, what are some options to help y’all out as well?  We should be making this a regular thing. 

I am not sure why anyone would continue to use Facebook. Zuckerberg has no scruples even though he is married to a pediatrician.

 

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Hey Trauma, and also you [mention=332]Bama Chick[/mention], I’m still in for a celebration when this is done, but I bet we have a bunch of people ready to pool resources to make sure y’all continue to get surprised with food until then.  Who would we talk to to sponsor the next food truck Friday, TB?  BC, what are some options to help y’all out as well?  We should be making this a regular thing. 

Y’all are the kindest bunch of assholes on the internet.

I’m not much for bars or happy hours - I’m a total introvert on my personal time.

But I do have a Harry Styles concert coming up in October - if it doesn’t get rescheduled AGAIN!

I would love to be able to book a nice hotel near Bridgestone Arena in Nashville and go up a day early to treat myself to a fancy spa day as a recharge.

But, seriously, y’all don’t have to do anything. Plus, I don’t even know how all that works? Venmo?

I’m going with two of my coworkers and my daughter.

It would be nice to be able to afford getting my team a decent gift card to use for themselves.

We’ve had enough close fellowship for going on two years and I don’t think we’d be all that enthusiastic to spend MORE time together during what little free time we have together.

Y’all focus on our real hero trauma babe. They do the real heroic, stressful work. I just run around and organize all the logistics and details so they can do the real work.

Seriously, y’all are the best.

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14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Not surprisingly, he had opinions on other topics as well . . .

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It's Just Common Sense.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2021

Global warming my eye

 

Tuesday February 16, 2021 

I know it's knee-jerk to cry global warming every time the temperatures rise to near-record levels, and it's probably knee-jerk to condemn the global warmists when we have weather like this, but come on, folks. The global warming alarmists have told us snow was a thing of the past. How utterly ridiculous that looks now. We're mired in snow and record cold across much of the country. So what do the global warming alarmists have to say for themselves? This is climate change. Ah, yes, the old switcheroo they do every time global warming doesn't go their way. 

 

Jesse Jackson has a breakthrough case and is apparently in the hospital. 

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Not surprisingly, he had opinions on other topics as well . . .

 

My eye?  I don’t think that’s the phrase. Oh well. 
 

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well there aren’t as many as there used to be. were a while ago.

ISWYDT.  This was a Johnny Horton "Battle of New Orleans" quote, right?

49 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My eye?  I don’t think that’s the phrase. Oh well. 
 

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I think it's how "polite" people say "My ass."

How exactly do we contribute to the nurse fund?

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That’s the most he’s done. Too little, too late but I’m surprised he even went that route and even kept saying it after getting booed. Wish he did that in February before the lines were drawn permanently. 

4 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

That’s the most he’s done. Too little, too late but I’m surprised he even went that route and even kept saying it after getting booed. Wish he did that in February before the lines were drawn permanently. 

We should have thought about paying him to say it in February.

2 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

That’s the most he’s done. Too little, too late but I’m surprised he even went that route and even kept saying it after getting booed. Wish he did that in February before the lines were drawn permanently. 

Too little, too late I agree, but good on him for finally being open about it.

Jesse Jackson has a breakthrough case and is apparently in the hospital. 


“My immune system is taxed, even though I am vaxxed!

I am being treated for a virus, by the doctors who inspire us!”

Too little, too late I agree, but good on him for finally being open about it.


Yep. I really was surprised that he stuck with that message, even through the boos. But it doesn’t matter - his cognitive dissonance cult will simultaneously think that he is literally the hand-picked soldier of God here to fight for all of their freedoms and shit, but when he said that, he was being manipulated by the Soros deep state. Both things can be true in their broken brains.
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Yep. I really was surprised that he stuck with that message, even through the boos. But it doesn’t matter - his cognitive dissonance cult will simultaneously think that he is literally the hand-picked soldier of God here to fight for all of their freedoms and shit, but when he said that, he was being manipulated by the Soros deep state. Both things can be true in their broken brains.

 

It won't happen again. At this point the cult leadership is going to follow the lead of the base.

Jesse Jackson has a breakthrough case and is apparently in the hospital. 

I am wishing all my healing vibes.

And that his scare results in him becoming active and vocal on reaching his community about getting vaccinated.

Say what you will about Jesse - he can organize and mobilize like no one’s business.
That’s the most he’s done. Too little, too late but I’m surprised he even went that route and even kept saying it after getting booed. Wish he did that in February before the lines were drawn permanently. 

The county he was in yesterday?

28% vaccinated.
25 minutes ago, Genco said:

It won't happen again. At this point the cult leadership is going to follow the lead of the base.

That's what Trump has done from the beginning. He figures out what people want to hear and then he says it. And they love him for it.

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


The county he was in yesterday?

28% vaccinated.

Must be a pretty stupid county. 

Must be a pretty stupid county. 

Well, it’s in Alabama, so….yeah….
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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I wish others sharing his views would do the same.

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that’s dedication !

30 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

And another one gone, another one gone...

35 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

As a "lib," I do not feel owned.


Well, it’s in Alabama, so….yeah….

Dude - Cullman is the Mississippi of Alabamas.
59 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

at least he/she was consistent I guess

I'm about to go take a covid test because I've had a bit of a cough the last few days. So here's a big "fuck you" to all you vaccine deniers for keeping this pandemic around. This shit should be over.

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Read the list, and all that stuff was A-ok when I was a kid. Hard to believe we survived.

4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Read the list, and all that stuff was A-ok when I was a kid. Hard to believe we survived.

Yeah I kind of look back on it all in amazement. Have had many conversations with friends along the lines of “can you believe what we used to do?” It was nuts

And that list is just what our parents did, not what we did ourselves. 

8 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Yeah I kind of look back on it all in amazement. Have had many conversations with friends along the lines of “can you believe what we used to do?” It was nuts

And that list is just what our parents did, not what we did ourselves. 

Oh, I did some shit.

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I enjoyed reading this guy’s response. The tweet explains the context.

 

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Shae, respectfully, go and fuck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.

My brother needs prayers, he’s in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn’t giving me much information because they are afraid I’ll spill the beans and tell the truth.

They’re brainwashed by “alternate facts” now, so I don’t speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted “followers” I am praying that you shut the hell up and fuck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the “choice” they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking fuckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.

I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that’s the choice you’re making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are ‘tired but in good spirits’. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that’s your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you fucking piece of shit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I enjoyed reading this guy’s response. The tweet explains the context.

 

 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I enjoyed reading this guy’s response. The tweet explains the context.

 

 

 

 

Um. Wow?

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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Man, AMC had shit dialed in yesterday.  Jaws.  Tombstone.  Dazed and Confused.  Good day of couch surfing and avoiding the viral version of the plague.  

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'll sprinkle some thoughts.  And prayers.

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