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19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I don't think a porn star has been on in over a decade.

90 minutes

I wouldn’t know because I haven’t listened to his show since the 80’s or 90’s. It was designed to appeal to a young, male, sexually repressed audience. I’ve seen Private Parts and they didn’t try to hide that fact. Their demographic is a mostly male audience. I’ve never actually met a female who is a fan but apparently they exist, although not in great numbers.

90 minutes? Post a link. Short made the same joke about Martin streaming for 35 minutes on Colbert’s show.

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dude, i don't give a shit if you or anyone else listens.  i was just pointing out it's not the same every day and he has really great interviews.  two hours with mccartney or vedder or brian cranston or even jennifer anniston or seth rogan is entertaining to me. he gets pretty much any guest he wants and does a great job fleshing out things i've never heard elsewhere.

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9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

dude, i don't give a shit if you or anyone else listens.

Then stop responding to him. Thanks.

Does that include State and Local Government?

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So one of the guys I fish with a lot does this big annual trip in Port Mansfield with a group of old friends and their sons. The friend that owns the house down there is a Dr, and sent a group text asking if everyone was vaccinated. Two of the guys in the group are Aggie engineers in commercial construction, and neither of them or their kids were vax'd. He told them they would need to wear a mask the whole time they're in the house if they aren't, and they both blew up on him with muh freedom and stupid libtard comments, so he un-invited them to the trip and now there's a big fight within the group and it's probably ended some long term friendships. 

Take a bag of Cheetos to the park, and you can make new friends with similar mental abilities to the ones you lost.

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Happy to report that a few weeks in, my Alabama Juco Students have settled into a quiet methodical non-flashy adherence to mask and distance protocols. Remarkably little absent-mindedness and zero drama, rather astounding considering more than half are teens. It's not just my classes, the great majority in my building are doing what we asked them to.

Today I had a talk about the virus with them where I admitted that, sure, things were inconvenient, and, who knows, in 20 years we'd realize we didn't know everything we could have done, but that I admired how they'd stepped up, and I appreciated it.

I don't want to live in a world where I'd have to hunt zombies, but if I did have to hunt zombies, I'd trust this crew to cover my flank.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

dude, i don't give a shit if you or anyone else listens.  i was just pointing out it's not the same every day and he has really great interviews.  two hours with mccartney or vedder or brian cranston or even jennifer anniston or seth rogan is entertaining to me. he gets pretty much any guest he wants and does a great job fleshing out things i've never heard elsewhere.

And I don’t give a shit if you lied about Stern spending 90 minutes interviewing Martin and Short during their latest media tour promoting their new show. 

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DPA being invoked for rapid test production, retailers to sell at cost.  This is good stuff Biden. 

I want to see Biden whoop Abbott and DeSantis with his pimp-cane. Pretty sure that's what I just got promised.

He really needs to engage in a little Q/A. 

Nm 

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Another cousin died today and my brother still won't get the damn vaccine

Good stuff. Although the DPA for testing should’ve been done in March 2020 or January 2021. Insane it was never done. 

President Biden doesn’t care about the health of his cronies at USPS? Tells me this is more about punishing one’s enemies than anyone will admit. 

9 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Another cousin died today and my brother still won't get the damn vaccine

Condolences on your loss. Now go kick your brother's ass.

1 minute ago, Satoshi said:

President Biden doesn’t care about the health of his cronies at USPS? Tells me this is more about punishing one’s enemies than anyone will admit. 

Go fuck yourself, GR.

1 hour ago, Satoshi said:

President Biden doesn’t care about the health of his cronies at USPS? Tells me this is more about punishing one’s enemies than anyone will admit. 

Maybe we are hoping DeJoy gets it?  Honestly, how does THAT guy still have a job?  That should have been one of the first moves Biden made.  That is a massive failure of his admin, I say.

Also, just imagine, an army of unvaxxed men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs door to door. 

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Maybe we are hoping DeJoy gets it?  Honestly, how does THAT guy still have a job?  That should have been one of the first moves Biden made.  That is a massive failure of his admin, I say.

Also, just imagine, an army of unvaxxed men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs door to door. 

Biden can’t unilaterally fire him. And Trump appointed enough people on the board to block a vote. There’s a Dem appointed by Trump who heads the board and won’t do it.

So tired of saying this. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Biden can’t unilaterally fire him. And Trump appointed enough people on the board to block a vote. There’s a Dem appointed by Trump who heads the board and won’t do it.

So tired of saying this. 

I knew he couldn't unilaterally do it, but I thought he had the ability to basically pressure the board to do it, no?

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regardless, there hasn't been a peep from the admin about it and they should be shouting it from the rooftops, if for no other reason than to keep it in the public eye

If you don’t have enough votes and the chair of the board is a Trump ally, doesn’t seem there’s anything to be done by Biden. 

It's like Trump once told me, "When you control the mail, you control...information!"  

Give him credit, he saw the long game.  Soon, Don will be placing little, tiny classified ads about real estate deals in your area's bulk mail pieces.

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What is the rationale for excluding usps?

 

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What is the rationale for excluding usps?

Let's first wait to see if it's actually true. I know there's a long history of OSHA rules not applying to the USPS but think that changed, so there may be some confusion.

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Let's first wait to see if it's actually true. I know there's a long history of OSHA rules not applying to the USPS but think that changed, so there may be some confusion.

Seems like using OSHA as the vehicle is going to be subject to legal challenge. Some lawyers about to make bank. 

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Seems like using OSHA as the vehicle is going to be subject to legal challenge. Some lawyers about to make bank. 

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6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Seems like using OSHA as the vehicle is going to be subject to legal challenge. Some lawyers about to make bank. 

Not sure there is a vehicle he could use for a mandate like this and the lawyers not get involved. 
 

We have an OSHA recordable at work because some jackass showed up knowing he was sick (not necessarily w Covid) and he got someone else sick. If OSHA is going to label those situations as lost time accidents, I’m all for using OSHA to require the vaccine 

Fuck joe Biden

Well that really contributed to the discussion. Thanks!
9 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Well that really contributed to the discussion. Thanks!

Compared to his other posts that one was pretty intelligible.

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Fuck joe Biden

My toddler has a similar reaction when we are forced to act like adults.
12 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Compared to his other posts that one was pretty intelligible.

His spelling was impeccable.  Capitalization, not so much.

Now now, he's pretty good about telling us when it's cold where he lives.  Also, when it's not as cold.  I mean that's a lot to keep up with for him. 

57 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Well that really contributed to the discussion. Thanks!

He’s just mad he’s gonna get fired from his job Bc MUH FREEDUMS and Biden said to respect flight attendants and stop being assholes 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Fuck joe Biden

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Piss off the anti-vaxxers, libertarians, evangelicals, Proud Boys, Chuck Woollery and his merry band of cowboys and Mountain Men, but whatever you do, don’t piss off the postal workers.  They were going postal, killing mother fuckers and fucking shit up long before it was politically cool.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Fuck joe Biden

SLEEPYOLDMAN BAD!

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Let's first wait to see if it's actually true. I know there's a long history of OSHA rules not applying to the USPS but think that changed, so there may be some confusion.

 


My toddler has a similar reaction when we are forced to act like adults.

Well I hope you force your toddler to wear dress shoes on an airplane and no sandals… other than that, this post makes absolutely zero sense
8 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Piss off the anti-vaxxers, libertarians, evangelicals, Proud Boys, Chuck Woollery and his merry band of cowboys and Mountain Men, but whatever you do, don’t piss off the postal workers.  They were going postal, killing mother fuckers and fucking shit up long before it was politically cool.

 

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He’s just mad he’s gonna get fired from his job Bc MUH FREEDUMS and Biden said to respect flight attendants and stop being assholes 

I’m vaccinated, dork, and I still think this administration is fucked in the head.




Straight for the horses stupid mouth.
Someone needs a nap

Joes been sleeping for 4 hours. Right after applesauce and the rifleman
7 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So one of the guys I fish with a lot does this big annual trip in Port Mansfield with a group of old friends and their sons. The friend that owns the house down there is a Dr, and sent a group text asking if everyone was vaccinated. Two of the guys in the group are Aggie engineers in commercial construction, and neither of them or their kids were vax'd. He told them they would need to wear a mask the whole time they're in the house if they aren't, and they both blew up on him with muh freedom and stupid libtard comments, so he un-invited them to the trip and now there's a big fight within the group and it's probably ended some long term friendships. 

Hey Rojo, It looks like there are some extra spots on your friend's vaccinated fishing trip now.

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