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#4401
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Attempting to secure a monopoly on a vaccine, or test, in the face of a global pandemic is immoral.

I don't think even the worst pharma would try that (particularly in today's environment).

But apparently the POTUS would.

Jesus continues to weep.

He secures monopolies on vaccines just like us!!

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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#4403
7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Negged for just about anything I've ever negged anybody for. I'll go with disingenuousness in pretending this is relevant and all that springs from that. I guess you're crazy buddies/socks are keeping your numbers up.

How's the virus in Russia, tovarisch?

Although numerous fellow trolls and socks have attempted to make Zavala immune from being banned with bogus rep, it’s worthwhile to get him neg banned anyway. He is currently the most worthless poster on this site, and that’s saying something. 

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#4406
1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Although numerous fellow trolls and socks have attempted to make Zavala immune from being banned with bogus rep, it’s worthwhile to get him neg banned anyway. He is currently the most worthless poster on this site, and that’s saying something. 

This. There are plenty of people on here who I find awful in the CR but enjoy their contributions elsewhere on here. He’s terrible on every page he posts on. 

#4408
Just now, 4th&Five said:

This. There are plenty of people on here who I find awful in the CR but enjoy their contributions elsewhere on here. He’s terrible on every page he posts on. 

And it’s not just the cloak room. It’s everywhere. 

#4409
1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

GOP Gov Hogan of MD offers stark contrast to Trump in terms of leadership and seriousness. 
 

 

In the grotesquely unlikely event that the GOP straightens itself out, maybe guys like this can rise in it. 

Narrator: It didn't and neither did they.

#4410
2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

And it’s not just the cloak room. It’s everywhere. 

Yeah he's a football moron too.  Won't stfu about the big 12 and referees.

#4411
5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Leadership 

 

Meet the person who will take RBG's seat on the Supreme Court in March of next year.

#4412
7 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Although numerous fellow trolls and socks have attempted to make Zavala immune from being banned with bogus rep, it’s worthwhile to get him neg banned anyway. He is currently the most worthless poster on this site, and that’s saying something. 

I reported his shit posting earlier. Had enough of him 

#4413
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Meet the person who will take RBG's seat on the Supreme Court in March of next year.

Sounds like you're under the impression that we're going to have an election. 

Bwahaha

#4414
12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Leadership 

 

He was on the path to fix the budget crisis from the previous administration. It's a shame he lost time thanks to the 2008 financial crisis and subsequent Great Recession.

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#4415
36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

These people!

And “Hope you feel better soon!”?

I thought he was just quarantined as a precaution because he was at CPAC - is he actually sick and symptomatic? Tested positive but kept quiet?

The problem with "Hope you feel better soon" is that many of us would feel genuine concern w/respect to family, friends, and colleagues. But to the Trumps, the sentiment is as meaningless as their "thoughts and prayers" phrase to them. They. Really. Don't. Care......At. All.

So it is offered up as what one must do, written by some unknown person to whom the task was probably given, and sent. Sick, not sick, doesn't matter.

#4416
17 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Although numerous fellow trolls and socks have attempted to make Zavala immune from being banned with bogus rep, it’s worthwhile to get him neg banned anyway. He is currently the most worthless poster on this site, and that’s saying something. 

Ignore the motherfucker.

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#4417
29 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

Gen X being the only grown-ups in the room has been the case for a while now.  About a year ago, I had enough of my parents insisting they would only vote against Trump in 2020 if the Democrats run a candidate that checks all the Republican boxes. I ended up yelling at them that I feel like I now have two sets of children: my actual children and my spoiled, crybaby parents.  

No doubt I’m not the only one who feels that way.  

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#4419
2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Ignore the motherfucker.

This.  If enough of us formally ignore him and other trolls, you’ll stop seeing his posts directly and no one will quote him.  Voila!  It’s like Zavala disappeared.  Think of it as social distancing from the stupidity virus.  

#4420
Although numerous fellow trolls and socks have attempted to make Zavala immune from being banned with bogus rep, it’s worthwhile to get him neg banned anyway. He is currently the most worthless poster on this site, and that’s saying something. 

Everyone use the report function.

I’ve been reporting all his posts in this thread for two days.

Mods haven’t done shit but maybe if they get a bunch of reports they might.
#4421
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Everyone use the report function.

I’ve been reporting all his posts in this thread for two days.

Mods haven’t done shit but maybe if they get a bunch of reports they might.

Ignore him.  Encourage others to do the same.  

#4422
13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Everyone use the report function.

I’ve been reporting all his posts in this thread for two days.

Mods haven’t done shit but maybe if they get a bunch of reports they might.

Men run to the sound of gunfire. We don't run and tell daddy that somebody was mean to us.

#4423
3 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Men run to the sound of gunfire. We don't run and tell daddy that somebody was mean to us.

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#4425
Men run to the sound of gunfire. We don't run and tell daddy that somebody was mean to us.

Enjoy getting shot.

Plus, I have a vagina so I don’t feel the need to run into gunfire to prove something.

Only “men” do stupid shit like that.
#4426
51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Leadership 

 

If Obama really wanted to help, he would immediately start tweeting that people should continue business as usual - go to bars, concerts, malls, whatever. Everything will be fine. 

Trump would lock the country down within 30 minutes.

45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Meet the person who will take RBG's seat on the Supreme Court in March of next year.

I stan this idea.

45 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah he's a football moron too.  Won't stfu about the big 12 and referees.

JFC this. His CR takes are trash but his football nonsense is another level.

 

#4427
5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If Obama really wanted to help, he would immediately start tweeting that people should continue business as usual - go to bars, concerts, malls, whatever. Everything will be fine. 

Trump would lock the country down within 30 minutes.

Facts. 

#4428
22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So thankful for Ohio's drive thru liquor stores 

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#4429

sitting on the back porch tending my smoker filled with 12 chicken quarters, a 6 lbs. Boston butt, 12 links of Zummo sausages (SE Texas...holla!) and big Coho filet going on when i pull the chickens.

the wife is finishing up cleaning the rest of the house we didn’t finish yesterday. she has surgery Thursday, but we’re done shopping and prepping and my smoking means i get to feed and tend to her like a good man ought to.

we’ve stayed at home, followed the rules, and are enjoying the time together and don’t miss the chaos of commerce and consumerism one iota. we’ve had the TV off all day and Spotify filling in the gaps. we’ve even danced together a little, truth be told.

there’s a lot to be said for slowing down. my old theology professor at Duke used to emphasize how important it was to take time for the trivial...be intentional about enjoying the little things in life: the smell of post oak wafting over meat, the sight of bluebonnets just now showing up, really seeing and connecting with your loved ones.

all of this cannot be stolen by that jackass and his minions in the seat of power. they can collectively fuck themselves.

today, i’m happy. today has meaning. today is a good day.

i hope you all enjoy the same.

#4433
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Licking airplane toilet seats to own the libs.    Just typing this out is so stupid, but there it is.

 

 

 

Do they think coronavirus can only be transmitted via toilet seats?

#4434
5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Licking airplane toilet seats to own the libs.    Just typing this out is so stupid, but there it is.

 

 

 

Even in this timeline, that's too stupid to be real.  Russian bots?

#4435

And yet being a Trumpkin is still the most debasing act they’ve done.

#4437
12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Licking airplane toilet seats to own the libs.    Just typing this out is so stupid, but there it is.

 

 

 

joke's on her, now she's got hiv.

#4441
1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Lol awesome. We were just finalizing on our remodel and were about to pull the trigger on the loan. 

yeah, we made an offer on a home yesterday.

what a time to be alive.

#4445
1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

"Google substantiated what I said on Friday." "I'm sure you'll apologize."

The page drop and head tilt was a nice touch too

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#4450

Dr. Birks looks like she's going to cry if he keeps talking about the beautiful retailers.

I don't know about the Google other than he said they called him and he said the press was wrong. (paraphrase)

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