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If we had an "Instant Karma" thread, I'd put this there, but alas...

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Indian man dies after getting attacked by his rooster on their way to a cockfight

New Delhi (CNN)An Indian man has died after a tussle with his rooster -- on their way to a cockfight.

Saripalli Chanavenkateshwaram Rao, 50, was hit in the neck with a blade tied to the rooster's claw on January 15. A police spokesman told CNN the father of three was taken to hospital, where he later died from a stroke.
Rao, who lived in Pragadavaram village in southern India's Andhra Pradesh state, was a regular at local cockfights, and was on his way to enter the rooster in a competition when it tried to break free, station house officer Kranti Kumar said.
Cockfighting has been illegal in India since 1960. However, animal fighting continues to be a problem in the country, according to Gauri Maulekhi, trustee for India's People for Animals foundation.
 
 
"The offenses have been made very clear and explained to the district and state authorities, but they choose to turn a blind eye towards it. It is not just for entertainment that these animals are made to fight, but it is (also) due to the heavy betting and gambling that goes on in the garb of these events," Maulekhi said.
Kumar said the local cockfight went ahead without any arrests.
A 2014 Supreme Court judgment clarified the illegality of animal fighting under India's Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act. In 2015, Maulekhi used that judgment to intervene in a state court petition to lift the ban on cockfighting -- and the ban was upheld.
"I don't think culture has anything to do with it -- it is purely a money game and hysteria takes over, reason and logic just take a back seat such that neither the animal's welfare nor the people's welfare is enough to stop it," Maulekhi said.
 

Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!

Is that good?

I don't know.

44 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

a blade tied to the rooster's claw

Not a claw.  It's a spur.  God dammit CNN.  Get yoru shit together.

Saripalli Chana......Chanaka.....well he's not gonna cockfight here anymore anyway. 

Are the blades allowed in these flights or is it like corking a bat? I mean, it'd be pretty hard to miss, one would think. 

That would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production

such a classic episode, rep all around

 

George Costanza:
I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... *fugitive sex*. Now, it's like every time [Jerry interrupts]

Jerry:
George, this is a little too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I've got a cockfight to focus on.

I honestly expected more cock jokes by now.   The attack was so lethal because the cock got up in his face.  Cock exploded with rage, that kinda stuff.  I'm a little disappointed.  

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

I honestly expected more cock jokes by now.   The attack was so lethal because the cock got up in his face.  Cock exploded with rage, that kinda stuff.  I'm a little disappointed.  

You must think about cock a lot. NTTAWWT.

Did someone at least offer the family members a Snapple?  

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Did someone at least offer the family members a Snapple?  

Tamale!!!!

No...too fruity 

You are not sending me 50 dollars!

That is outrageous!

35 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Are the blades allowed in these flights or is it like corking a bat? I mean, it'd be pretty hard to miss, one would think. 

You've never seen a cockfight before?   They are fucking razor blades, and they even have special rigs - it's not some dude duct-taping or using zip ties to fasten the razor, it's like little harnesses attached to their legs.

On 1/24/2020 at 11:34 AM, BabaYaga said:

Not a claw.  It's a spur.  God dammit CNN.  Get yoru shit together.

Well a cockfighting blade is attached to a rooster's foot to replace the spur, not to the spur itself.  Claw is wrong in any event.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You've never seen a cockfight before?   They are fucking razor blades, and they even have special rigs - it's not some dude duct-taping or using zip ties to fasten the razor, it's like little harnesses attached to their legs.

I haven't. Have most people? I was duped once by the donkey show in Laredo, now I'm gun shy of animal shows. 

Death by cock. You usually find that in Oklahoma.

The was a short video clip floating around in 2019 showing one rooster decapitating another about 1 second into the fight. Definitely blade-assisted. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

On 1/24/2020 at 11:34 AM, BabaYaga said:

Not a claw.  It's a spur.  God dammit CNN.  Get yoru shit together.

You say that as if CNN ever had its shit together.

On 1/24/2020 at 2:27 PM, 'stache said:

His name is Little Yerry.

Does he bounce shecks?

 

I don't know how I missed this thread until now.

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