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What are things looking like this year for the Tampa Bay Rays?

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  • NorthLoop
    NorthLoop

    Last week of the season:    "Hey I know you're in 2nd place and I'm in 4th, but how would you like to trade me your best player for my best player PLUS this badass pitcher?"  "That bada

  • gail the snail
    gail the snail

    Hey who pitched for the Cubs today my internet is down

  • henrygandorf
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    we need team names for the little plates that go on the side of the trophy.  and obviously we need a trophy with enough room for those 10 and more to come.

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I’ll donate

i will knock out the draft order as soon as everyone is accounted for. 

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

i think now that makes 10/12. 

yep I counted you twice my bad. Who are the other 2. Can’t find last years standings on the app. Just tag them 

yep I counted you twice my bad. Who are the other 2. Can’t find last years standings on the app. Just tag them 


I’ll take a look in the league files.

 Looks like we are still needing to hear from beer and hitby

@beer and @hitbyatrain y’all in again? 
 

Let’s get it settled so Derka can set me up with the first pick so I can draft Yelich so I can trade Yelich for Grienke 

If nobody else is gonna do it (I think Derka was going to initially) I will take on the responsibility of getting a trophy this season. I can price it but perhaps the way to do it is to increase everyone else’s dues by $10, and the treasurer (BO?) can send me the money. I’m guessing $120 is about right but I can do some more research. 

Can somebody please list all previous winners so we can have all of the prior years on the trophy? All I know (I think) is that I have two titles, Derka has two and HG has two. 

On 2/2/2020 at 6:47 AM, Planet Houston said:

If nobody else is gonna do it (I think Derka was going to initially) I will take on the responsibility of getting a trophy this season. I can price it but perhaps the way to do it is to increase everyone else’s dues by $10, and the treasurer (BO?) can send me the money. I’m guessing $120 is about right but I can do some more research. 

Can somebody please list all previous winners so we can have all of the prior years on the trophy? All I know (I think) is that I have two titles, Derka has two and HG has two. 

Its been on my to-do list but if you want to take it over, I have no problem. Ill send over $60

This is the one people originally liked but I can't find it anywhere local. 

https://www.faroutawards.com/fantasy-baseball-glove-trophy/

 

 

Updated League Champions List:

League Champion                
2011    Henry Gandorf            
2012    Derka Derka            
2013    enjay            
2014    BigOrange            
2015    Henry Gandorf            
2016    Planet Houston            
2017    Fawesome            
2018    Derka Derka            
2019    Planet Houston            

I'm on it.  A buddy of mine has found a local place for a trophy we have in a fantasy football league.  I'll go this week and report back.  Thanks for the champions list.

we need team names for the little plates that go on the side of the trophy.  and obviously we need a trophy with enough room for those 10 and more to come.

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I am cool with throwing in a few more dollars this year to get a trophy.

22 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

we need team names for the little plates that go on the side of the trophy.  and obviously we need a trophy with enough room for those 10 and more to come.

Updated Updated League Champions List:

League Champion                
2011    Henry Gandorf - The Blondetourage
2012    Derka Derka - The Oh No-No's        
2013    enjay - BIG IN JAPAN
2014    BigOrange - Mary Hart, Family Man     
2015    Henry Gandorf - The Jack Butler Method
2016    Planet Houston - Squat Cobblers        
2017    Fawesome - North Correa Assassins 
2018    Derka Derka - The Mad Fat Chick Killer     
2019    Planet Houston - Killer B's

I assume since im not a Rookie Bastard any longer I get to choose my name? Or am I 2nd year bastard 

new year, new name. now go tell the trophy guy to get ready to etch "White Boy Carl" onto that trophy this time around. i'm coming for number three. 

Updated Updated League Champions List:

League Champion                
2011    Henry Gandorf - The Blondetourage
2012    Derka Derka - The Oh No-No's        
2013    enjay - BIG IN JAPAN
2014    BigOrange - Marty Hart, Family Man     
2015    Henry Gandorf - The Jack Butler Method
2016    Planet Houston - Squat Cobblers        
2017    Fawesome - North Correa Assassins 
2018    Derka Derka - The Mad Fat Chick Killer     
2019    Planet Houston - Killer B's



MARTY HART

although Mary would be a hilarious typo on the trophy.

6 hours ago, Capn81 said:

I am cool with throwing in a few more dollars this year to get a trophy.

so guys, listen to this, you won't believe it.  i was in a fantasy league with a bunch of guys that i knew, but not really knew, like in person.  and i kept saying i would get a trophy, and every year people would send me a few bucks here, a few bucks there, and 20 years later, i never actually bought the trophy, but now i have a mercedes.  

so guys, listen to this, you won't believe it.  i was in a fantasy league with a bunch of guys that i knew, but not really knew, like in person.  and i kept saying i would get a trophy, and every year people would send me a few bucks here, a few bucks there, and 20 years later, i never actually bought the trophy, but now i have a mercedes.  


I still have the $60 people chipped in a few years back! It’s in a special savings account and has earned .03 cents.

but he watches more than you think.  I actually tried to send that a long time ago.....I will recheck what happened.  And in. 

Edited by beer

On 2/3/2020 at 3:09 PM, henrygandorf said:

we need team names for the little plates that go on the side of the trophy.  and obviously we need a trophy with enough room for those 10 and more to come.

You think this is my first rodeo?  I'll report back with my market research.  This is happening.

4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

You think this is my first rodeo?  I'll report back with my market research.  This is happening.

its happening GIF

25 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm on to y'all now.

happy oh yeah GIF by Dr Pepper

Edited by Lil Sweet

i'm gonna get home tomorrow some time between 3:30 and 4:30. i'll do the draft order then if the league gives me the go-ahead. 

11 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Next step draft date?

as close to opening day as possible, starting some time between 7-9 pm CST, depending on the day of the week. 

Edited by Goo Punch

10 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

y'all want me to knock out the draft order?

Remind me again if trades are allowed on order 

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