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RIP Black Mamba: Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash CONFIRMED

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3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Let he who has not accidentally outed their fetish with a pasted link in email/forum post, cast the first stone.

Yeah, but as deviant as mine may be, they certainly don't come from a site called besthugecocks dot com.

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  • https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news   New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

 

 

This is the best shit since Rocko had all the tranny site links on his posts.  Legit lol 😂 

Fuck I hate I missed the clowning of that dude.

This is the first thing worth smiling about in this thread. 

This is why I keep coming back to threads. Now I’m sitting here hitting refresh giggling like a little kid waiting on the explanation. I’m also slightly curious to see what was so great about this link, but the fear of what I may see keeps me away.

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8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

man, i can't decide if i should edit that or just keep laughing. people are looking at me sideways in the office, but fucking hell, that's some funny shit right there.

Leave it!!!!

4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

He’s had 30 minutes to think of something. But what can you even say?

Just close surly and never come back.   No other way.

man, i can't decide if i should edit that or just keep laughing. people are looking at me sideways in the office, but fucking hell, that's some funny shit right there.


Don’t you dare
1 minute ago, Brew said:

This is why I keep coming back to threads. Now I’m sitting here hitting refresh giggling like a little kid waiting on the explanation.

Explanation?  Do you think he's doing some kind of Pete Townsend type investigation and research?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Explanation?  Do you think he's doing some kind of Pete Townsend type investigation and research?

Right, there is only one explanation.   Errbody got some kink.     Some a little kinkier than others.   There's levels to this shit!

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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Explanation?  Do you think he's doing some kind of Pete Townsend type investigation and research?

I guarantee “research“ was the first thing that popped into his mind as an excuse.

Welp that was the gayest thing I’ve ever exed out of. NTTAWWT.

6 minutes ago, d2o said:

Just close surly and never come back.   No other way.

Make a note of all "new" usernames starting today.

Just now, dad said:

Welp that was the gayest thing I’ve ever exed out of. NTTAWWT.

I mean, technically. . . .

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

well, OK, but how "off" do you think it is? like I'm speculating "ah the pilot would barely have time between the instant the hill appeared through the fog and his instantaneous death" and your reaction is "we don't know how fast it was going"-- what, you think they very slowly crashed into the hill and the guy had time to think "well shit, let's try spinning, that's a good trick!" or try a bunch of evasive maneuvers or tell the passengers, "uh oh, brace for impact, I may have miscalculated our altitude"....?

to the extent I even made a point, it was just that they were probably going so fast that the pilot barely had time to register "I'm going to die" before he did die, and I will bet you a testicle that the evidence will not contravene that seemingly uncontroversial guess on my part

Wow, what a gambler! 

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Wait, what?  I always saw the commentary on Thai ladyboys but he responded with a “yawn”. Never knew what that was about. 

Oh it was some amazing shit.  Much worse than this.  There were a half dozen + links to trannyporn.  I didn’t get much done that day.  I laughed for hours while he tried, without much luck, to defend himself from the endless barrage of jokes.  

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not totally out of the ordinary. Whenever I hear arguing outside, see a suspicious person, or hear gunshots, I always check the time & make a mental note. Years of watching the First 48 taught me the importance of timelines. 

Good on you

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh it was some amazing shit.  Much worse than this.  There were a half dozen + links to trannyporn.  I didn’t get much done that day.  I laughed for hours while he tried, without much luck, to defend himself from the endless barrage of jokes.  

Maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...............I would have paid to be a part of clowning that dude hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

 

2 hours ago, dad said:

A dive would only make sense if there was a mechanical failure.

Or he did a steep 180 turn which puts the rotors vertical instead of horizontal, which cause the chopper to lose lift...

13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Explanation?  Do you think he's doing some kind of Pete Townsend type investigation and research?

He was planning on buying the largest rooster and winning fights?

I dated a chick once who really tried to convince me do that. I guess I get a woman having that fantasy, but NowThis certainly outted himself as peg watcher hahaha. Not judging, do you! Maybe he was looking at new positions for himself to try while getting pegged? We will never know, but this is legendary. Mods better not erase it haha. 
 

Back to Kobe. Been listening to sports radio most of the day and not a peep about the Super Bowl. I get it, Kobe was larger than sports. Jason Whitlock just about balled on air with the other commentators of Speak for Yourself. 

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1 minute ago, otisdog said:

Or he did a steep 180 turn which puts the rotors vertical instead of horizontal, which cause the chopper to lose lift...

Dude, that is some aggressive pegging.  I’m glad you did the research for me.  I wasn’t about to click on that shit.  

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

He was planning on buying the largest rooster and winning fights?

Kramer...be careful. 

Just now, hundredTT said:

I dated a chick once who really tried to convince me do that. I guess I get a woman having that fantasy, but NowThis certainly outted himself as peg watcher hahaha. Maybe he was looking at new positions for himself to try while getting pegged? We will never know, but this is legendary. Mods better not erase it haha. 
 

Back to Kobe. Been listening to sports radio most of the day and not a peep about the Super Bowl. I get it, Kobe was larger than sports. 

Can mods change his name to NowThis ?

6 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Lulz.  Just own it dude. it’s okay.  it’s 2020.

 

Keegan-Michael Key Lol GIF by HULU

I repped the guy. Let your freak flag fly brother!

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Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 
New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.
Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.


Best post in the history of Surly. Over/under on how many posts this username has after this?

Just now, Your Mom said:

I repped the guy. Let your freak flag fly brother!

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1 minute ago, Hate said:

 


Best post in the history of Surly. Over/under on how many posts this username has after this?
 

 

Or at least how long until the next one.    o/u 30 days.

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

 


Best post in the history of Surly. Over/under on how many posts this username has after this?
 

 

Let’s set it at 0.5.  I’ll go under.  

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And wager swanderedtalent’s other testicle...

Oh man I've been away from this thread too long. lulz.

I repped the guy. Let your freak flag fly brother!

 

I repped him too. I couldn’t possibly care less what anyone is into. I just think it’s hilarious when things like this happen. We had a user on TOS post a link to a tranny porn (not Rocko) and then another admit to having a tranny dvd in his bedside table (that one may have been a joke). Who cares?

 

58 minutes ago, NowThis said:

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 

New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.

Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.

Im not clicking the link, but am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that it is at least Emma Watson giving "Black Mamba" a whole new meaning.

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I’m sure he’ll be the first to tell us when they peg down the cause of the crash.

After being on Twitter and other social media all day and especially after seeing someone translate what Kobe and his daughter were saying to each other at that basketball game, the last 50 posts on this thread were exactly what I needed. Holy shit I'm dying.

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31 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

He’s had 30 minutes to think of something. But what can you even say?

He's too, uh, busy, to post right now.

Right now he’s looking for somebody else to blame. His kids, his friends, his granny, none of it’s going to work

I like how the posted text mentions something called a "nubmobile." Seems appropriate given the link.

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I’m sure he’ll be the first to tell us when they peg down the cause of the crash.

It is obvious now it was the angle of attack.

7 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Right now he’s looking for somebody else to blame. His kids, his friends, his granny, none of it’s going to work

I think his boyfriend would be a valid excuse. 

18 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Jason Whitlock just about balled on air with the other commentators of Speak for Yourself. 

That would be the first time that fatass balled in 30 years.

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Mods archive it.

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Oh my god. That can’t be a real web domain name. 

There's only one way to find out...

1 hour ago, austingirl said:

Am I missing a joke with the url at the top of your post?

LOL I guess it isn't an inside joke. Funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time.

Never would've pegged NowThis as a Mr. Peanut fan

Has anyone pegged a time when NowThis is going to come back into this thread?

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