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RIP Black Mamba: Kobe Bryant dead in helicopter crash CONFIRMED

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He hasn't even edited it at least. I would have and then closed my laptop and thrown it into a lake.

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1 minute ago, Bash Riprock said:

He hasn't even edited it at least. I would have and then closed my laptop and thrown it into a lake.

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Either that or throw myself into a lake.  Can someone do a wellness check on him?  Maybe give him another 30 min or so...for stuff. 

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3 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

He hasn't even edited it at least. I would have and then closed my laptop and thrown it into a lake.

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Too late to edit

Too late to edit
Oh fuck, he's surly dead then.

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5 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

He hasn't even edited it at least. I would have and then closed my laptop and thrown it into a lake.

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you can't edit after a couple of minutes. similar to shag, this is a forever internets place.

Incredible!  Just what this thread needed after the Penelope shit show.  Instant classic. 

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You say Penelope, I said Penelepe

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So first, Emma was like, "Bend over, bitch!"  and then all I could hear was a man screaming like he was having his insides ripped out.

you can't edit after a couple of minutes. similar to shag, this is a forever internets place.
Thanks, never noticed and I've followed you fucks since hornfans.

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3 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Los Angeles Lakers Applause GIF by NBA

I'd like to think Kobe is smiling from the great beyond...

Guess I’m too cynical. I read it and assumed he put the link in on purpose as a joke. 

I think we've needed a classics around here.  And this is the perfect way to kick it off.  Make it so, Mods. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

So....is nowthis the 10th fatality?

 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

So....is nowthis the 10th fatality?

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28 minutes ago, austingirl said:

LOL I guess it isn't an inside joke. Funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time.

Oh it was definitely inside.

Glad I work from home.  Dude was definitely getting him some black mamba.  Or so I heard from you guys talking about it.

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Haha holy shit. Did y'all see the fisting video in there? NOiceeee. Has to be the best fuck up post on here I have ever seen! I am in tears..

Can mods change his name to NowThis ?


Plow This....ass with a peg?
1 hour ago, NowThis said:

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 

New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.

Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.

I’ve had to walk out of the office laughing so hard. And the responses are gold 

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

nm, watched the previously posted video and answered my question.

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previous post answered it.

31 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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Yep, somewhere I bet Kobe is smiling and laughing at this.  Silver lining and wutnot.

I was just waiting in the vet's office to pickup my dog, and I opened this thread again to kill the time. I had to walk out front because I'm laughing so hard.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

How dare you watch pegging videos during this time of mourning. 

Who's this Peggy person ?

2 minutes ago, Atxracer said:

Did they have any explanation on why he would be doing like 160 knots or something like that?  I am definitely not a pilot or helo pilot but I would think if I was disoriented, I would sit still and then gain altitude

The controlled airspace around LAX, and every other big city airport is shaped like an upside down wedding cake. He was likely underneath  a section of it. Can’t just penetrate the airspace without a clearance.  There’s a dozen or more airports around LA and planes coming and going all over the place inside that airspace.  Not that that’s an excuse for scud running in the fog... it’s not.  but you can’t just climb anywhere you want. I think in his mind he thought he knew where he was right up until the end. 

40 minutes ago, Goredho said:

So first, Emma was like, "Bend over, bitch!"  and then all I could hear was a man screaming like he was having his insides ripped out.

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I want to know if Nowthis has the balls to come back to this thread...we know his wife/girlfriend probably does.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

How dare you watch pegging videos during this time of mourning. 

Come on, you insensitive asshole, everyone deals with grief differently, and that's OK.

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1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

This is the first thing worth smiling about in this thread. 

 

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13 minutes ago, Hate said:

I want to know if Nowthis has the balls to come back to this thread...we know his wife/girlfriend probably does.

Out of rep, etc.

I blew my... uh... rep today before NowThis' post.  I'll have to get some of you tomorrow :D

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Damn, this thread took a sharp turn!

Nowthis has to move away and start a new life after that.

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NowThis’s posting career after exposing how he likes it in the Kobe death thread. 

I needed these laughs man..   Good stuff.

14 hours ago, NowThis said:

Cuban has just decreed the retirement of 42 as well.

Jerry Stackhouse?

NBA postpones tomorrow night's Lakers-Clippers game

Maybe I’m a weirdo, but when I see or hear something unusual with an aircraft, I automatically check my watch and start noticing details.   
That guy does say he called 911, so his phone has exact time. Maybe he knows how long one or two minutes (before that call time) lasts.

Are you guys suggesting he is a fraud just to get on tv, or some kind of "spotter" involved in a shoot down?
6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

NBA postpones tomorrow night's Lakers-Clippers game

'NowThis' news is hitting everyone hard. 

Despite the hilarity of the pegging gaffe:

I probably missed it but the final passenger list is out:

Kobe Bryant and daughter Gianna

John and Keri Altobelli and daughter Alyssa (teammate)

Christina Mauser (assistant coach, mom and wife of Tijuana Dog member Matt Mauser)

Sara Chester and daughter Payton (teammate)

Ara Zaboyan (pilot)

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