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Get that lumber in his teeth, let him know you're there!

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Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there. 

Hi! Are you guys brothers?

They brought their fucking toys with ‘em!!!

(always a soft spot for the Hansons, this was maybe the first dirty comedy my dad let me watch as a young kid)

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 Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!

I'm gonna flash them Joe! I am gonna flash them! I am gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I am gonna open this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!

Get some of that FLA snatch

They're too dumb to play with themselves!

"Get me a grape and an orange. And none of that stinkin' root beer!"
 

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Whoa! What are you doing?

Makin' it look mean!

what's the story with the dog?

 

He saved the town from a flood.

 

Yeah?  Fuck him. 

Sorry I was in the box, two minutes by myself, I felt shame and then I got free 

 

 

 

Edited by Ogie Ogilthorpe

You know, your son looks like a fag to me.  You better get remarried soon or he is going to have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

Ensemble No. 32, entitled "Omar Sharif" modeled by Chiefs Defenseman, Billy Charlebois, who hails from, if I can read the card right, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Notice the padded shoulders giving Billy the 40's look.

If Dickie Dunn wrote it, it must be true.

One of my all-time favorite movies. George Roy Hill did Butch/Sundance, The Sting and Slap Shot over an 8-year period. All brilliant.

On 1/26/2020 at 6:30 PM, Beau Vine said:

Who own the Chiefs?

OWNS

OWNS

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The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. The peanut vendors are standing up to them! If I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them! 

A trial?  Those boys are folk heroes!

They're criminals.

Well most folk heroes start as criminals!

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