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1 hour ago, ernest_t_bass said:

So far, lots of 2nd placers to Jar-Jar.

Jar-Jar is going to be tough to beat

So far, lots of 2nd placers to Jar-Jar.


You almost start this thread knowing everyone is playing for 2nd place.
11 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Tommy killing Billy Batts was dumb, but the guy had it coming. 

You can't kill a made man. And that's that.

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Read about the real life Tommy DeSimone. Joe Pesci made the Goodfella’s Tommy about as likable as possible. A very well deserved Oscar win. You think I’m funny, am I a clown, do I amuse you, is an iconic scene. 

The Spider murder scene is a tough watch, but DeNiro breaking Tommy’s balls was good stuff. Tommy killing Billy Batts was dumb, but the guy had it coming. 

No way.  Giving you shit about being a kid?  Laugh it off and roll with the punch.  Especially coming from a made man.

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

No way.  Giving you shit about being a kid?  Laugh it off and roll with the punch.  Especially coming from a made man.

That little sting he felt in the bar was just his pride fuckin' with him.  Fuck pride.  Pride only hurts, it never helps.

12 minutes ago, baboso said:

That little sting he felt in the bar was just his pride fuckin' with him.  Fuck pride.  Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Does he look like a bitch?

9 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Does he look like a bitch?

what ?

On 1/27/2020 at 3:17 PM, Underdog said:

How about spoiler tagging next time, motherfucker. 

Anybody on here that hasn't seen John Wayne "The Cowboys" (Un-American wimps)  needs to have it spoiled for them

23 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Helen Crump. 

 

Andy goes from dating knockout sweethearts to...that.

Damn.  Nice one.  A bitch and ugly.

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This was the worst character on TAGS.....period.

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Certainly a strong contender, but Howard Sprague is gonna be hard to beat.

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5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Andy Bernard. 

I've watched the whole series 2x, and I didn't mind him. 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Certainly a strong contender, but Howard Sprague is gonna be hard to beat.

Yeah it's Howard fucking Sprague.  That bozo is a close second though, and in the same sitcom.

8 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah it's Howard fucking Sprague.

First guy to ever set off my gaydar. Bachelor, never dates, wears a bowtie, lives with "Mother".

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

First guy to ever set off my gaydar. Bachelor, never dates, wears a bowtie, lives with "Mother".

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But that is the shtick

At least 3 shows/movies she helped ruin include: Flight, True Detective 2, and the 2nd Sherlock Holmes. She is easy on the eyes though, just not enough to overcome poor acting.

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6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

At least 3 shows/movies she helped ruin include: Flight, True Detective 2, and the 2nd Sherlock Holmes. She is easy on the eyes though, just not enough to overcome poor acting.

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You left out Yellowstone, but point taken.

5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

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And yet again I have to break out the Da fuq did you just say ?  

She was a pivotal character in that series whether you liked her or not.

On 1/29/2020 at 6:43 PM, Underdog said:

Sidney from MASH. 

Was gonna post him earlier.  he was the vehicle for what in the show?  That people get fucked in the head during war?  His demeanor and everything about him would have made me even more psychotic in those scenarios.

Flagg on the other hand was a great shitheel.

On 1/28/2020 at 5:24 PM, Iceman said:

Infinitely worser than Jar Jar or Hayden Christensen...  Never scary , ruthless, or remotely threatening.  Just an emo piece of shit.

 

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Not even close. Driver can at least act, and his dialogue wasn't written by kindergartners in crayon like must have been the case for Anakin and Jar Jar.

Just now, aggie08 said:

Not even close. Driver can at least act, and his dialogue wasn't written by kindergartners in crayon like must have been the case for Anakin and Jar Jar.

So it's like Dale Earnhardt driving a stock Ford Escort...  great driver, piece of shit car.

The character is shit.  It isn't remotely intimidating/ dangerous/ or even joyfully dumb like Hans Gruber.  He's just an emo, self doubting, weak ass bitch...who miraculously has some huge influence on all events.

It doesn't add up, and it hurts the last set of movies tremendously, IMHO.

Six episodes in to Discovery, and I offer:

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Wesley Crusher with more lines.

5 hours ago, Iceman said:

So it's like Dale Earnhardt driving a stock Ford Escort...  great driver, piece of shit car.

The character is shit.  It isn't remotely intimidating/ dangerous/ or even joyfully dumb like Hans Gruber.  He's just an emo, self doubting, weak ass bitch...who miraculously has some huge influence on all events.

It doesn't add up, and it hurts the last set of movies tremendously, IMHO.

He's fine.  Not even close to Jar Jar or Anakin or that stupid robot Flo in the intergalactic diner.  

12 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And yet again I have to break out the Da fuq did you just say ?  

She was a pivotal character in that series whether you liked her or not.

I’ve been rewatching the series and she is just a beating.  Character would have been just as effective if written or played with more finesse.  
 

She was so pivotal that she was in less than half of the series’ total run.  

On 2/1/2020 at 10:25 PM, Bregs said:

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I watched this again recently.....this is jar jar level imo

8 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

This guy in anything he was ever in:

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He killed it in the original Land of the Lost

 

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12 hours ago, RPM said:

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waaaat? What in the name of Robert Duvall have you done?

Dalton had his Brad Wesley. McClane had Hans Gruber.  Hawkeye  had Frank Burns.  Sure, he wasn't as sinister, but the character brought a lot to the screen with regard to kiss-ups and bullshit artists in the military.

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8 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

This guy in anything he was ever in:

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I see you don’t relish tranya as much as I.

13 hours ago, RPM said:

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Am I taking crazy pills ?  Isn't worst character meant to be a character that doesn't help,  but hurts a movie or series ?  If so Frank Burns is among the best of characters in TV history. He was the brunt of countless jokes on MASH.  He was hilarious as the tighty whitey, communist around every corner, coward.  Frank Burns eats worms, you tell em ferret face.  Those first few seasons were gold.  He was so perfect in his role that the other actors actually took a dislike to Larry Linville in real life.

17 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 If so Frank Burns is among the best of characters in TV history.

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6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Frank Burns sucked hind tit. 

It's almost as if people don't realize that some characters are supposed to be stupid/bad to counter the main characters. 

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Frank Burns sucked hind tit. 

Thus, one of his many positive, and hilarious contributions to the series.....  He was the yin to Hawkeyes yang.  He was Duvals character on hysterical steroids.

34 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's almost as if people don't realize that some characters are supposed to be stupid/bad to counter the main characters. 

Mr Bentley was sooo fucking annoying.

 

Yes, that was his fucking job, so George could react to it.

34 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's almost as if people don't realize that some characters are supposed to be stupid/bad to counter the main characters. 

Thus my earlier comment, it's like I'm taking crazy pills.  

Nah.  He just sucked same with Blake, Winchester/Potter FTW.

14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Nah.  He just sucked same with Blake, Winchester/Potter FTW.

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