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me too. 

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All you early day drunks have already passed out.  Where are all of the night drunks?

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Still in.

Sexy time on deck

So we'll see you in a couple of minutes?

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Where did all the drunks go?  I know Radical Larry is here (he's a fellow SA native so I know he's here).  Incredulity?  Don't pass out after sexy minute or two. Anastasis, stay out of that goddamn cloak room.

 

I tried to go hump my wifes leg, but she wasn't having it.  Claimed allergies. 

3:15pm discovered a rando 750ML bottle of vodka in my liquor cabinet that I didnt know I had

3:15:06pm opened said bottle. poured a small drink for myself

5:15pm bottle looks to be 2/3 full

7:15pm bottle may have 2 shots left

7:16pm bottle is empty. 

switched to beer, because why not.

11:15pm calling it a night.    cant hang like i used to. 

 

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Anastasis, stay out of that goddamn cloak room.

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Bullshit. You gotta fight through that bullshit.  I'm about to pour another drink and I hate drinking alone over the internet.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

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This thread will be more fun once I get my son to go bed in a few minutes.  Then I can truly get drunk (I have to navigate stairs and it's not a good idea for an 11 year old to see his Dad really drunk).

 

Disclaimer: that's probably already happened a few times

 

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

Bullshit. You gotta fight through that bullshit.  I'm about to pour another drink and I hate drinking alone over the internet.

Got my delivery order in for tomorrow. The staples. Bloody mary mix, titos, bourbon, coke, tequila, limes. 

1 minute ago, Hate said:

This thread will be more fun once I get my son to go bed in a few minutes.  Then I can truly get drunk (I have to navigate stairs and it's not a good idea for an 11 year old to see his Dad really drunk).

 

Disclaimer: that's probably already happened a few times

wait until they catch you on the patio with the one hitter. 

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Goddamn...I love you man /no homo

 

8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

3:15pm discovered a rando 750ML bottle of vodka in my liquor cabinet that I didnt know I had

3:15:06pm opened said bottle. poured a small drink for myself

5:15pm bottle looks to be 2/3 full

7:15pm bottle may have 2 shots left

7:16pm bottle is empty. 

switched to beer, because why not.

11:15pm calling it a night.    cant hang like i used to. 

 

I'm not sure I want to know how you used to hang if you're past your prime and still putting away a fifth and some beers in 8 hours. 

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20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wait until they catch you on the patio with the one hitter. 

I was just on the porch in this exact situation.  It turned out just fine.

37 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

This is fucking dope - I'm not sure how Dilated Peoples have evaded me up to this point. I'm seeing that The Alchemist produced this track - not sure if you know who Action Bronson is but he has a show called "Fuck That's Delicious" (on Hulu) which is pretty damn entertaining. The Alchemist is a regular member of his posse. 

And @Hate I'm here with you late night. Took an after work nap and got to it about 9:30. 5 brews deep but I ran out of the small amount of snow I had so I might be passing out soon. 

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I guess I keep waking up my son. He’s come down 3 times since I put him to bed, but at least he’s singing along with the Grateful Dead like his old man. It’s Friday....err, early Saturday Surly!

Absolutely plowing through our supply. Luckily I know where to get more.

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I made a trip to Twin Liquors today to get 3 more big bottles of bourbon, because you never know when things will go south.  I also got the wife about 30 bottles of wine\champagne so we can get through the nest couple of weeks.  I hope everyone is having a great Thursday night.  Ordinarily I would be camping on my annual Easter weekend camping trip out near Rock Springs.  I'd be doing what I am doing now, except with all of my friends that I've known  for 30 years.  So, I'll have another drink with my drunk virtual friends.  Here's to my Surly drinking buddies!

Sitting on the porch drinking whiskey. Been a slow drizzle, but the show looks like it about to really start now. 

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Rainy nights are my favorite for sitting on the porch and drinking.

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I made a trip to Twin Liquors today to get 3 more big bottles of bourbon, because you never know when things will go south.  I also got the wife about 30 bottles of wine\champagne so we can get through the nest couple of weeks.  I hope everyone is having a great Thursday night.  Ordinarily I would be camping on my annual Easter weekend camping trip out near Rock Springs.  I'd be doing what I am doing now, except with all of my friends that I've known  for 30 years.  So, I'll have another drink with my drunk virtual friends.  Here's to my Surly drinking buddies!

$600 of liquor in one trip?

Impressive.

Sooooo f'n bored with this quarantine. Got a little toasty last night and ended up on the shart thread this morning.
Do it again today? 🤘

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Absolutely !! I know I will. There is literally nothing less to do.

1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Sooooo f'n bored with this quarantine. Got a little toasty last night and ended up on the shart thread this morning.
Do it again today? 🤘

If you are posting this at 4PM, you are already about 5 hours behind the curve. 

On beer #3, just finished watching the 2004 Masters rewind.  Need to finish off this electric jellyfish now

41 minutes ago, Hate said:

Absolutely !! I know I will. There is literally nothing less to do.

from the beer thread and just for you

 

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i would kill all of you for a growler of electric jellyfish right now. 

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3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

from the beer thread and just for you

 

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Finally checking in with my first drink.  I don't know how long its been since I've had a beer, but that one looks good. I would absolutely drink that beer.  I probably drink less than a 6 pack a year these days and have been like that for several years.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Finally checking in with my first drink.  I don't know how long its been since I've had a beer, but that one looks good. I would absolutely drink that beer.  I probably drink less than a 6 pack a year these days and have been like that for several years.

We've been pounding Modelo Especial in honor of Grupo Modelo shutting down beer production.

Edited by rage-a-holic

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I heard.  Do they brew Pacifico too?  I may have to get a 12 pack for the impending pool season. 

Oh 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

i would kill all of you for a growler of electric jellyfish right now. 

Just go to the Growler Bar you dweeb. 

 

2 minutes ago, boknowstecmo said:

Oh 

Just go to the Growler Bar you dweeb. 

 

Went to toss to pick up pies. They don’t have growlers On site and I am not passing one of mine around the bar. Sorry, not sorry. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Went to toss to pick up pies. They don’t have growlers On site and I am not passing one of mine around the bar. Sorry, not sorry. 

Ok that's fair, but also, you know, you COULD have Jellyfish if you really wanted it

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59 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Went to toss to pick up pies. They don’t have growlers On site and I am not passing one of mine around the bar. Sorry, not sorry. 

I'm not even going to pretend that I know what this means. 

25 minutes ago, Hate said:

I'm not even going to pretend that I know what this means. 

Pizza place. Gorged on wings and pizza. Had to drink modelo from fridge. 

1 hour ago, boknowstecmo said:

Ok that's fair, but also, you know, you COULD have Jellyfish if you really wanted it

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Can I nominate who you start with?

Just now, Hate said:

Can I nominate who you start with?

I guess I wasn't quick enough with the edit...

 

But since we negotiating....

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