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Hello boys.. Missed yall. Bourbon and topo for me tonight also about to light this blunt. 

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Nice!  Been hitting the electrical tape and zip tie dugout as well!

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Gotta do what you gotta do!

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I went to check my stockpile and discovered a surprise bourbon bottle. So I’ve got 3 1/2 bottles right now and it’s just a Friday night!

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

I went to check my stockpile and discovered a surprise bourbon bottle. So I’ve got 3 1/2 bottles right now and it’s just a Friday night!

As me and the family say. Es viernes y el cuerpo lo sabe. Salud

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Muchos Gracias mi amigo!  I had stocked up for the hurricane but didn't realize I had that third bottle.  Oh well, I was prepared to be without power for two weeks so it would have come in very handy. 

 

Liquor store in addison has 1.75 bottles of western son for 2 for 20 so I bought 8. I love being cheap 

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There is no shame here Zepol. Good on you.

7 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Liquor store in addison has 1.75 bottles of western son for 2 for 20 so I bought 8. I love being cheap 

I ain’t gonna lie, I’ll buy that 2 x 1.75 box of Nikolai from Spec’s for $19 every now and then for some freezer vodka.   And Dollar General has been selling 8 pack 16oz’ers of Coors Lt/Miller Lt/Bud Lt all during Rona for $6.95, or 15 pks of Keystone for $6.95.   I always have some of that handy to go with my beer I buy from local breweries and good bourbon.  I won’t cheap on my bourbon, but having some quality beer to go along with quantity beer is the key.  And vodka is vodka when I’m mixing it with H-E-B grapefruit or lemon seltzer.   

college foozball is on so I must drink.

 

picked up a 6er each of Paulaner Okt and Alaskan Kolsh.....  6 of the 12 soldiers are down already and its not even halftime. 

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Thanks for letting me know there was football on tonight.  I'll have a drink for you!

Just got home from fc Dallas game. Bourbon up boys

I slowed down a bit.

game almost over.  ive got 1 Okt left and 1 Kolsh left.

I've been experimenting with flavored vodka.  I kinda like the iced tea flavored one.

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For day drinking I’ve been digging vodka and lemonade. It’s kind of dangerous though. You can be trashed before you know it. Once the sun goes down I switch over to bourbon.

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

For day drinking I’ve been digging vodka and lemonade. It’s kind of dangerous though. You can be trashed before you know it. Once the sun goes down I switch over to bourbon.

Cut out the middle man and just drink deep eddy lemon. Took the day off and had to stop at specs precisely for this reason. 

42 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

I've been experimenting with flavored vodka.  I kinda like the iced tea flavored one.

Mix is half and half with the lemon vodka.  

Maybe hide your keys hide your wife before you fire up though. 

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Cut out the middle man and just drink deep eddy lemon. Took the day off and had to stop at specs precisely for this reason. 

I’ve tried the Deep Eddy and it’s pretty good. I like mine a little more tart though. I’ve been mixing it with this lately and I enjoy it. I squeeze a lemon wedge in as well.

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My liver is going to hate me by Monday night, but you only live once...am I right??

Had a date night at lady friends house. She had presco which I’m meh about but only alcohol she had. I bought a bottle on the way home to continue drinking

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Where us everyone?  It's time to start the weekend out right.

Hello!!! Maker's mark it is for me

On this tonight! Getting ready for the first full weekend of football. Watching Game 7 right now

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Bitch you coming over this weekend 

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Bourbon and water and The Grateful Dead for me tonight!  and maybe a little KB too.

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Where is everyone?? I can’t be the only one drinking after finishing a conference call tonight.

12 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where is everyone?? I can’t be the only one drinking after finishing a conference call tonight.

Checking in. Work was a motherfucker every second until I closed the laptop at 8. Been pounding lone star sobieski and jim beam ever since.

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Why aren’t you banging your neighbor?

20 hours ago, Hate said:

Why aren’t you banging your neighbor?

Is “neighbor” what he calls his fist?

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Is anyone else up getting drunk tonight?

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I’ve got a couple more drinks in me tonight. I’m listening to some Grateful Dead.

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Hell yes! The more the merrier.

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Where all the drunks at tonight???

 

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Damn why am I only discovering this today.  I will have to up my drinking.

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Woodford and water tonight boys!  Let's do this!

What the hell is Gin & Buttermilk?  Are you a pregnant British woman?  

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I was curious too but I didn't want come off as "judgey".

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I've been drunk with you a dozen times.  I ain't being "judgey"...the word your buzzed ass is looking for is "inquisitive"  Never said he was good, bad, or indifferent but somebody says, "Gin & Buttermilk"...you're damn right there's at least gonna be a follow-up question.  You're telling me a drink order of "Silver Tequila and Heavy Cream" ain't gonna at least elicit a few inquiries?

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