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1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

Meeting over but I'm on mobile so can't link it myself. Avenatti last twitter post teases about something and I dont think it is this at all. But a guy named Brian Krassenstein broke the news on that post. Gleason wasn't  their lawyer because he didnt take the case but took the info they told him about schniederman to Cohen via a reporter and Trump. Looks like it happened when Schniederman was dealing with Trump University. 2012 or 2013. 

Again, i don't think this has to do with Avenatti's tease.

 

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  • If it's revealed he lied I'm as positive about anything that Brisket Goth wouldn't hesitate even a second to call him a pants on fire doo doo head. But what's fascinating here is your sudden into

We know Avenatti is aware of 3 separate Suspicious Activity Reports (SAR) filed by banks to US Treasury (FinCEN) though only one has been reported on - by the WSJ the first week of March.  Who knows what else is being given to him now based on his credibility and the national cable platform he now commands.

It's as if he's hinting he is sitting on prima facie evidence of Trump's complicit hand in both foreign and domestic bribery or other public corruption.  If that's the case, the pressure to try to remain in the WH may become entirely untenable, regardless of how much GOP Congress obstructs.

 

 

19 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

I don't know how this guy is able to walk with those balls.

It’s gonna be hysterical if it turns out that Wikileaks is feeding Avanetti info.   

19 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

It’s gonna be hysterical if it turns out that Wikileaks Putin is feeding Avanetti info.   

lolz

I have lots of old, white, racist clients with dementia. Why can't one of them get elected president so ATT will pay me a million dollars to sit around and jack off all day. Life is not fair. 

Going to be a lot more where that one came from. I imagine a fair number of companies are going to contact Mueller about having been contacted by Cohen. He's going to find it if they don't. 

Demeter Direct Inc website is "under construction". I don't know if anyone caught it on the way back machine...not sure how to use that. Maybe they are on linkedin?

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hugo found it.

2 hours ago, Tuco said:

I don't know how this guy is able to walk with those balls.

This.

Seriously, if he delivers even 25% of what he's boldly stated....

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The man has huevos grandes, and has already written himself into the history books.  The question pending is whether he's gonna get his own damned chapter.

So...

 

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Just a Cohen-cidence that this is on the same street as...

 

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This is the web cache of Demeter Direct's site: 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Xl0XEX31i1wJ:www.demeterdirect.com/+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-b-1-ab

 

Go to the bottom and look at the heavy hitters that they list as clients.  What are the odds those companies are really clients?  If they aren't or never have been then it's a lulz orgy.  I guess the site could be down because eleventy billion people all googled it at one time.  This is odd.

Is this got something to do with the money needed for the playboy bunny that needed to keep quiet about an abortion? Ooooh. plz plz plz sweet 8 lbs 9oz Jeezus. I will look up a and post a timeline that I saw that matches her up with Trump's....during his presidency. 

It goes on like this  but it doesn't look like this relationship lasted all that long. She was living in LA but in NY while the man Broidy is from LA.  interesting theory that I hope comes out eventually.

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2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

This is the web cache of Demeter Direct's site: 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Xl0XEX31i1wJ:www.demeterdirect.com/+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-b-1-ab

 

Go to the bottom and look at the heavy hitters that they list as clients.  What are the odds those companies are really clients?  If they aren't or never have been then it's a lulz orgy.  I guess the site could be down because eleventy billion people all googled it at one time.  This is odd.

I know at least one of those companies writes in every single contract that you aren’t allowed to use their logo in this way, so I’m guessing they were never a client. 

Reporter:  So what was on your website?

Demeter Direct:  Papers.  Our papers.  Business papers.

Reporter:  What does your business do?

Demeter Direct:  We're unemployed.

I can't confirm it, but apparently the address for Demeter Direct Inc. is a private residence.  Michael Cohen makes Sam Nunberg look like J.P. Morgan.  The swamp needs an enema.

I think @burntorangebongos has it right.

The large sums of money was the payout to Miss November 2010. 

I’d look for connections to her and Mark Ko or Davidson and Mark Ko.

Where did Cohen get this jacket, from the hooker with a heart of gold that took him in after his butler locked him out?

 

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If this turns out to be funding for an abortion I think the least the administration can do is pay a tasteful homage and recognize a hologram of the fetus standing in the mezzanine at the next State of the Union speech.

She used Davidson as a lawyer too at one point. That has been established.

The Wall Street Journal’s report details that Bechard had an exclusive sexual relationship with Broidy that lasted between one to two years. The New York Times reports that Broidy had agreed to pay Bechard in installments over two years. The same Times article says that Bechard is no longer represented by Keith Davidson and is now represented by Peter Stris, who is also Karen McDougal’s lawyer.

Stris said in a statement, “Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed information regarding her and Elliott Broidy. She had no intention of making this painful information public, and requests respect for her privacy at this difficult time. As this story unfolds, we hope that its focus remains on the profoundly disturbing and repeated collusion between Donald Trump’s fixer, Michael Cohen, and Ms. Bechard’s former lawyer, Keith Davidson.”

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Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed that she allowed a gelatinous, half-amphibian half-man thing caterpillar across the bedroom on its belly like a walrus, bellowing like a dying elk, and then awkwardly mount her while his greasy jowls swung back and forth like a pendulum that had a pink bag of pus attached to the end while his wheezing sounds steadily rose to a high pitch and the pores on his back released misty steam and flatulence sounds while the room filled with an aroma that seemed like a fetid mixture of old ham, warm milk and feet.  Respect for her privacy would be appreciated.  

Luckily for Trump, the name of his aborted lust child will be Mulligan. 

Anyone else think Sirens Entertainment and P2K Entertainment sound like porno or escort service names? 

Hush payments to her pimp?

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So, it's plausible Cohen "convinced" a Pharma company to give him $1.2 million for insight, which he routed through a different company as partial payment to  a woman who had an abortion that presidential candidate (or hell, President?) Trump may have impregnated sometime in the past 1.5 years.

If someone had written a movie script that contained a plot thread similar to that, it would have been trashed at a production meeting.

What a time to be alive.  

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4 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Anyone else think Sirens Entertainment and P2K Entertainment sound like porno or escort service names? 

Yeah, I have this odd feeling we’re going to end up at an international sex trafficking ring or something somewhere down the road.  

Koreans owning/operating shady LA businesses called Sirens and P2K entertainment is never a good sign.

48 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed that she allowed a gelatinous, half-amphibian half-man thing caterpillar across the bedroom on its belly like a walrus, bellowing like a dying elk, and then awkwardly mount her while his greasy jowls swung back and forth like a pendulum that had a pink bag of pus attached to the end while his wheezing sounds steadily rose to a high pitch and the pores on his back released misty steam and flatulence sounds while the room filled with an aroma that seemed like a fetid mixture of old ham, warm milk and feet.  Respect for her privacy would be appreciated.  

Props for turning "caterpillar" into a verb.

51 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed that she allowed a gelatinous, half-amphibian half-man thing caterpillar across the bedroom on its belly like a walrus, bellowing like a dying elk, and then awkwardly mount her while his greasy jowls swung back and forth like a pendulum that had a pink bag of pus attached to the end while his wheezing sounds steadily rose to a high pitch and the pores on his back released misty steam and flatulence sounds while the room filled with an aroma that seemed like a fetid mixture of old ham, warm milk and feet.  Respect for her privacy would be appreciated.  

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Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed that she allowed a gelatinous, half-amphibian half-man thing caterpillar across the bedroom on its belly like a walrus, bellowing like a dying elk, and then awkwardly mount her while his greasy jowls swung back and forth like a pendulum that had a pink bag of pus attached to the end while his wheezing sounds steadily rose to a high pitch and the pores on his back released misty steam and flatulence sounds while the room filled with an aroma that seemed like a fetid mixture of old ham, warm milk and feet.  Respect for her privacy would be appreciated.  

Poetry, man.

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Trump wins.   I can’t really keep up anymore.   

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Trump wins.   I can’t really keep up anymore.   

Yeah, I'm...this rabbit hole is actually connected to dozens of more rabbit holes.  Trump is probably laughing and shitting and laughing at the very thought of somebody trying to follow it.  F'k the swamp, he's been tunneling for decades.  At some point, they're all going to be buried alive.  

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed that she allowed a gelatinous, half-amphibian half-man thing caterpillar across the bedroom on its belly like a walrus, bellowing like a dying elk, and then awkwardly mount her while his greasy jowls swung back and forth like a pendulum that had a pink bag of pus attached to the end while his wheezing sounds steadily rose to a high pitch and the pores on his back released misty steam and flatulence sounds while the room filled with an aroma that seemed like a fetid mixture of old ham, warm milk and feet.  Respect for her privacy would be appreciated.  

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Usually shit sticks to shit, but Trump is a shit so oily and greasy that nothing, including other shit will stick to him. It's like he's sweating the aftermath of a Pancho's Buffet out of his pores 24.7. Maybe that explains the skin color. If the consequences weren't potentially so dire, it'd be kind of fascinating. 

8 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I have lots of old, white, racist clients with dementia. Why can't one of them get elected president so ATT will pay me a million dollars to sit around and jack off all day. Life is not fair. 

Me too bro, me too...

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

Ms. Bechard is deeply distressed that someone has revealed that she allowed a gelatinous, half-amphibian half-man thing caterpillar across the bedroom on its belly like a walrus, bellowing like a dying elk, and then awkwardly mount her while his greasy jowls swung back and forth like a pendulum that had a pink bag of pus attached to the end while his wheezing sounds steadily rose to a high pitch and the pores on his back released misty steam and flatulence sounds while the room filled with an aroma that seemed like a fetid mixture of old ham, warm milk and feet.  Respect for her privacy would be appreciated.  

If this doesn’t win a Pulitzer...

Michael Cohen must know a bunch of good shit. The Donald should have thrown him completely under the bus by now.

Squire Patton Boggs now implicated in money flow with  Cohen's Essential Consultants LLC. 

The directionality of flow is not defined at this time.  I eagerly await SPB's full clarification.

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