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16 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Wouldn't it seriously be fitting if Tom Arnold was the one that brought this whole nightmare to an end? 

 

 

It is hard to keep imagining greater levels of absurdity, day after day after day.  Yet it never fucking fails. 

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31 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Wouldn't it seriously be fitting if Tom Arnold was the one that brought this whole nightmare to an end? 

Just a reminder from six weeks ago.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

 

It is hard to keep imagining greater levels of absurdity, day after day after day.  Yet it never fucking fails. 

It is. It kind of reminds me of Louie Anderson getting involved with April and Billy, but on a global scale. 

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is Tom Arnold permanently high?

He fucked Roseanne, so he probably remains in that state to help him get over those experiences.  

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He fucked Roseanne, so he probably remains in that state to help him get over those experiences.  

They didn't have any children, so there is no proof he fucked her, which would seem to be physically impossible, anyway.

Was Tom Arnold actually playing himself in True Lies?

Earlier this week I was trying to find Craig Way covering the horns in Omaha (Poke here but I always root on Texas), and was scanning AM channels to listen in the car while getting my kids. It was horribly depressing...

Every third station was some white guy with an angry voice railing against obama, Hillary Clinton, ‘the left’, mainstream media, the border, immigrants, George Soros (I still don’t really know who that guy is), Mueller, trade imbalance, MS-13, Democrats, fake news, ‘the elite’, taxes, the Wall, liberal celebrities, CNN, etc.

I spent 30 minutes total in the car and got all that before I finally found the game...which Texas was losing, so I got a double dose of depression simply trying to find a baseball game on the radio.

35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

 

It is hard to keep imagining greater levels of absurdity, day after day after day.  Yet it never fucking fails. 

Yep.  Idiocracy no longer looks like a poignant prophecy so much as an optimistic vision for the near future.

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is Tom Arnold permanently high?

Cocaine and synthetic testosterone is a hell of a drug?

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They didn't have any children, so there is no proof he fucked her, which would seem to be physically impossible, anyway.

I'm assuming they consummated their marriage.  Maybe they were just a beard for one another.

 

 

 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm assuming they consummated their marriage.  Maybe they were just a beard for one another.

 

 

 

I'm assuming he isn't hung well enough to have consummated their marriage.

She said that one day she was being real cunty to him, and he grabbed her, slammed her against the wall, and fucked her in the ass.  Hard.  

 

Playboy interview, IIRC. 

Somehow, this sounds like some kind of formulaic sitcom or buddy-cop movie:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/393598-tom-arnold-cohen-and-i-are-teaming-up-to-take-trump-down

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Comedian Tom Arnold said Friday that he and President Trump’s former longtime personal lawyer are teaming up to “take down” the president.

Arnold tweeted a photo with Michael Cohen on Thursday with the caption "I Love New York," which Cohen retweeted without comment.

Arnold then told NBC News that he met with Cohen as part of a show he is working on for Vice, in which he searches for incriminating videos of the president.

"This dude has all the tapes — this dude has everything,” Arnold told NBC News. "I say to Michael, 'Guess what? We’re taking Trump down together,’ and he’s so tired he’s like, 'OK,' and his wife is like, 'OK, f--- Trump.’”

The idea for the Vice program followed the leak of the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape during the 2016 presidential race, in which Trump can be heard bragging about grabbing women “by the p----.” The show will feature Arnold’s hunt for other unflattering video and audio recordings of the president.

"We’ve been on the other side of the table and now we’re on the same side," Arnold told NBC News. "It’s on! I hope [Trump] sees the picture of me and Michael Cohen and it haunts his dreams.”

Arnold declined to reveal to NBC News if Cohen was planning to give him any material for “The Hunt for the Trump Tapes.”

 

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm assuming he isn't hung well enough to have consummated their marriage.

After 3 inches of fat and 2 inches of skin he runs out of dick

55 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Earlier this week I was trying to find Craig Way covering the horns in Omaha (Poke here but I always root on Texas), and was scanning AM channels to listen in the car while getting my kids. It was horribly depressing...

Every third station was some white guy with an angry voice railing against obama, Hillary Clinton, ‘the left’, mainstream media, the border, immigrants, George Soros (I still don’t really know who that guy is), Mueller, trade imbalance, MS-13, Democrats, fake news, ‘the elite’, taxes, the Wall, liberal celebrities, CNN, etc.

I spent 30 minutes total in the car and got all that before I finally found the game...which Texas was losing, so I got a double dose of depression simply trying to find a baseball game on the radio.

I drove to New Hampshire and back in May. I love a road trip, and one of the things I like is tuning into local radio in the hinterlands. I experienced the same tone and positions you did only with the local yokel spin. Lots of religious programming.

Trump is defending religious freedom.

God isn't happy with us. We elected a Muslim president who allowed thousands of abortions all over everywhere. 

Trump is a good man who has made mistakes. He has come to God.

Shockingly consistent through the south and West Virginia. The most fun radio is local call in shows in tiny communities where people are selling a truck or trying to guess what California had 50,000 of in 1975 but has none of them now.

"Pay phones?" "No, sir, they still have those, I think."

"Cactus?" "Cactus? I think there are still plenty of those out there."

"How about phone booths?" No, mam, I think somebody already said pay phones and that's not it. Thanks for calling."

"Trains?" "That's a good guess, but it's not the answer. I imagine they still have trains runnin' freight and stuff even if there aren't passengers."

"Pay phones?" "A lot of people are saying pay phones. It's a good guess, but it's not what we're looking for."

"I was out there with my sister a long time ago and you had to put a coin in the slot sometimes to use the bathroom." "That's it! You're the winner today. Pay toilets. They used to be everywhere, but now they're all gone. We got two free dinners at McHugh's Eatery down on Central for you." "I went there with my husband last week." "It's good, ain't it?" "We love it. Thanks so much."

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2 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Wouldn't it seriously be fitting if Tom Arnold was the one that brought this whole nightmare to an end? 

Tom certainly has a history of being a publicity whore, so I need to take everything he is saying with a huge grain of salt, but...yeah, those are some interesting claims.

23 hours ago, Pods said:

Ironically though, they are firmly convinced that the mainstream media is lying to them and Fox/Breitbart/Daily Caller are the only sources of truth. 

The segmentation of viewers and media sources are allowing people to find their echo chamber.  Conspiracy theorists can find their media channels that will tell them exactly what they want to hear so they return tomorrow, or never leave.    Far left liberals have their sources.  Racists have their's.    etc. etc. etc.

Very few people want to hear a wide range of news and opinions to make up their minds.   Many say they do but few actually have the time to sort through the material.  And since MSM (which includes Fox News) only have opinion shows with paid spokesman for both sides, there isn't any real discussion.   

I'm a Stern listener and I'm amazed how many "Tradio" and "Swap Shop" shows are on the air.  

On 6/20/2018 at 6:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

If I can't talk shit in Latin, then why in the blue hell did I go to law school?  :)

Also....I would vote for Dr. Lexus for president.  Right now, today.

evidently, mr brisket is an educated man. now i really hate him.

 

1 hour ago, Tuco said:

Tom certainly has a history of being a publicity whore, so I need to take everything he is saying with a huge grain of salt, but...yeah, those are some interesting claims.

If he’s hanging out with Cohen and Felix....that’s certainly more than the MSM has pulled off. 

I can buy a co-host of the man show bringing down Trump.  No way some pussy hipster from CNN could pull that off.  It's the only way...

The President fucking pornstars, Dennis Rodman gets NK to get rid of their nukes, a Kardashian negotiating pardons, and Tom Arnold taking down a President.

No way this movie scores higher than 4% on Rotten Tomatoes 

Just now, Ted Lange said:

The President fucking pornstars, Dennis Rodman gets NK to get rid of their nukes, a Kardashian negotiating pardons, and Tom Arnold taking down a President.

No way this movie scores higher than 4% on Rotten Tomatoes 

Explosions will get the ratings up and make up for the shitty dialogue and poor story structure.

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The President fucking pornstars, Dennis Rodman gets NK to get rid of their nukes, a Kardashian negotiating pardons, and Tom Arnold taking down a President.

No way this movie scores higher than 4% on Rotten Tomatoes 

The sad part is there will probably be dozens of films done on aspects of this presidency 

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The segmentation of viewers and media sources are allowing people to find their echo chamber.  Conspiracy theorists can find their media channels that will tell them exactly what they want to hear so they return tomorrow, or never leave.    Far left liberals have their sources.  Racists have their's.    etc. etc. etc.

Very few people want to hear a wide range of news and opinions to make up their minds.   Many say they do but few actually have the time to sort through the material.  And since MSM (which includes Fox News) only have opinion shows with paid spokesman for both sides, there isn't any real discussion.   

One of the reasons I appreciate NPR. No commercials and they tend to err on the side of too much even handed reporting.

However, if I am in my truck and listening all day , the stories start to repeat themselves and it can get pretty bland.  I guess that's why there are all of the opinion shows.

18 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The President fucking pornstars, Dennis Rodman gets NK to get rid of their nukes, a Kardashian negotiating pardons, and Tom Arnold taking down a President.

No way this movie scores higher than 4% on Rotten Tomatoes 

Just the pornstar angle should get it to at least 12%

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The Tom Arnold interview on CNN is one of the greatest things that I've ever seen.   

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/tom-arnolds-cnn-interview-is-a-mind-boggling-trainwreck-i-am-not-f-ing-around/

 

I haven't cringed this bad in a long time. It doesn't sound like a single molecule of air traveled through his nasal passages once during the whole interview.

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12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Just a reminder from six weeks ago.

 

 

Is that like Funny strange or Funny haha?

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Is that like Funny strange or Funny haha?

Funny queer?

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

The President fucking pornstars, Dennis Rodman gets NK to get rid of their nukes, a Kardashian negotiating pardons, and Tom Arnold taking down a President.

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44 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Tom has nothing.

He’s just cashing in.

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I think Tom is having a breakdown. It looked he was about to start crying.

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I think Tom is having a breakdown. It looked he was about to start crying.

But at least he is on the right side of history!

28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I think Tom is having a breakdown. It looked he was about to start crying.

That's how he is most days

Same Tom I've been trying to avoid on TV for 30 years now. Married an abrasive whale to get famous and I guess it worked for him...He's like one of those suckerfish. Whenever the whale slides through, he's there clinging on. 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/judge-to-michael-cohen-only-eight-communications-are-protected-by-attorney-client-privilege

Judge to Michael Cohen: Only Eight Communications Are Protected by Attorney-Client Privilege

Manhattan Federal Court Judge Kimba Wood issued an order on Friday determining that only eight items of communication, out of some 292,226 seized by the FBI from Michael Cohen’s office and home, were protected by attorney-client privilege. Last week, Barbara Jones, a retired federal judge who was appointed as the special master to oversee the documents, determined that only 162 items were privileged. Only eight of those, according to Wood, involved direct consultation between Cohen and one of his clients. Cohen, a longtime attorney and friend of President Trump’s, is being investigated for possible wire fraud, bank fraud and potential violations of campaign finance law.

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/judge-to-michael-cohen-only-eight-communications-are-protected-by-attorney-client-privilege

Judge to Michael Cohen: Only Eight Communications Are Protected by Attorney-Client Privilege

Manhattan Federal Court Judge Kimba Wood issued an order on Friday determining that only eight items of communication, out of some 292,226 seized by the FBI from Michael Cohen’s office and home, were protected by attorney-client privilege. Last week, Barbara Jones, a retired federal judge who was appointed as the special master to oversee the documents, determined that only 162 items were privileged. Only eight of those, according to Wood, involved direct consultation between Cohen and one of his clients. Cohen, a longtime attorney and friend of President Trump’s, is being investigated for possible wire fraud, bank fraud and potential violations of campaign finance law.

That’s a false headline. 162 we’re privileged, doesn’t say what privilege. The AC privilege can attach even to docs that aren’t direct communications between attorney and client. Still...even 162 is an insanely small amount of docs to be privileged for a supposed “attorney.”

Happy Independence Day all you Trump attorneys!

 

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