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#7004
4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

- CDC says he wants to continue to schedule at least one major out of conference game per year, the likes of which are Michigan, Notre Dame, USC, Ohio State. "Our fans want to see great games."

As someone who has not lived in Texas in 20 years (damn, I'm getting old), this is music to my ears.

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#7005
With @TexasSoftball’s win, our Longhorns have claimed 2 NCAA Championships🏆🏆 this year (joining @TexasMSD)🤘🏻🤘🏻That makes it MULTIPLE National Championships in EACH of the last 5️⃣ seasonsOver the last 5 years, our Horns have won 1️⃣3️⃣ NCAA team titles by 8️⃣ different programs

 

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#7006
27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
With @TexasSoftball’s win, our Longhorns have claimed 2 NCAA Championships🏆🏆 this year (joining @TexasMSD)🤘🏻🤘🏻That makes it MULTIPLE National Championships in EACH of the last 5️⃣ seasonsOver the last 5 years, our Horns have won 1️⃣3️⃣ NCAA team titles by 8️⃣ different programs

 

13 NCAA titles in the last five years for Texas vs 14 NCAA titles for aggy. Ever.

#7008
35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

13 NCAA titles in the last five years for Texas vs 14 NCAA titles for aggy. Ever.

And probably the same number of runner up finishes too 

#7009
On 5/29/2025 at 1:39 PM, Texas Wahoo said:

As someone who has not lived in Texas in 20 years (damn, I'm getting old), this is music to my ears.

I too have lived out of state for about 17 of the past 20. I applaud not only the variation of locations but just as much keeping big games OOC on the schedule. I want to see it and so do the rest of college football fans. This plays in directly to his comment about SOS and is a subtle shot over the bow of our SEC conference mates scheduling absolute shit teams for the most part OOC. 

#7010
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

And probably the same number of runner up finishes too 

But they had 1000x the moral victories and killed Bin Laden so suck it you stupid sip.

#7016

After the Lady Horns won the Softball CWS, I’m sure that was just icing on the cake for another Directors Cup Award for CDC.

Thats got to be like three out of the last four years, if not consecutive for four?  He created a ring for his first DC Award that looked very similar to my Dad’s ‘63 NC ring, which he showed us pre-game on the sideline of the UT vs Washington Alamo Bowl.  I’ve posted a pic of CDC and Dad on here years before.  My Tapa function sucks right now and am about to just delete the damn thing.  I can just do Surly online.

Hook’em!!!

#7017
5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

But they had 1000x the moral victories and killed Bin Laden so suck it you stupid sip.

But they fed money to terrorists in training in Qatar.

#7019

Cross posting:

show me the lie

#Texas will be the dominant brand in the #SEC from the moment they join. #HookEm

 

#7020
12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Cross posting:

show me the lie

#Texas will be the dominant brand in the #SEC from the moment they join. #HookEm

 

Did you re-tweet that back at them?

You should.

#7024
8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Cross posting:

show me the lie

#Texas will be the dominant brand in the #SEC from the moment they join. #HookEm

 

#FreezingColdTakes

#7027
On 6/7/2025 at 11:36 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Cross posting:

show me the lie

#Texas will be the dominant brand in the #SEC from the moment they join. #HookEm

 

That's it...from now on instead of saying "We're Texas" imma just say "We're THE Brand"

#7030
1 hour ago, Drew said:

That's it...from now on instead of saying "We're Texas" imma just say "We're THE Brand"

It’s implicit.
Look, this isn’t about arrogance, or demeaning any other school. It’s simply a reality that we are Texas and as such  we are in a category of one. 

#7031
9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s implicit.
Look, this isn’t about arrogance, or demeaning any other school. It’s simply a reality that we are Texas and as such  we are in a category of one. 

No question about it.  As I remind our brethren from time to time, we should also embrace the hate.

#7032
55 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

...  we are in a category of one. 

As Bum said, "I ain't too sure about the class size, but it don't take long to call roll."

 

 

Edited by Tex Long
Fucking Otto Korekt

#7033
On 6/7/2025 at 11:36 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Cross posting:

show me the lie

#Texas will be the dominant brand in the #SEC from the moment they join. #HookEm

 

Now that this has been shown we are not like the other Texas school it is time for Texas to start pushing for the SEC championship game to be moved to New Orleans or go the BIG XII way and have it go back and forth between Dallas and Atlanta.

Halfway between Austin, TX and Gainesville, FL

The best city between Austin, TX and Gainesville, FL to meet is New Orleans, Louisiana which is about 29 miles from the exact midpoint.

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#7034
3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Now that this has been shown we are not like the other Texas school it is time for Texas to start pushing for the SEC championship game to be moved to New Orleans or go the BIG XII way and have it go back and forth between Dallas and Atlanta.

Halfway between Austin, TX and Gainesville, FL

The best city between Austin, TX and Gainesville, FL to meet is New Orleans, Louisiana which is about 29 miles from the exact midpoint.

I understand the logic, but think we should refuse to do anything that might benefit LSU. 

#7035
38 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I understand the logic, but think we should refuse to do anything that might benefit LSU. 

 

Not like they'll see the field there.

#7036
46 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Now that this has been shown we are not like the other Texas school it is time for Texas to start pushing for the SEC championship game to be moved to New Orleans or go the BIG XII way and have it go back and forth between Dallas and Atlanta.

Halfway between Austin, TX and Gainesville, FL

The best city between Austin, TX and Gainesville, FL to meet is New Orleans, Louisiana which is about 29 miles from the exact midpoint.

Fuck JerryWorld and no thank you on New Orleans. Too much LSU advantage like Atlanta is too much Georgia advantage.

When the new stadium is built, put it in Nashville permanently. 

#7037
49 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck JerryWorld and no thank you on New Orleans. Too much LSU advantage like Atlanta is too much Georgia advantage.

It don’t make a shit

#7038
50 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck JerryWorld and no thank you on New Orleans. Too much LSU advantage like Atlanta is too much Georgia advantage.

When the new stadium is built, put it in Nashville permanently. 

But the Vanderbilt advant…

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#7040
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Not like they'll see the field there.

Exactly.  New Orleans is the best city to have it.  Make it so.

 

#7043
Just now, thunderlounge said:

 

Other than it not being a dome, and weather being a possible factor.

 

Fuck it play the game in the Mud.

That bar scene though...

#7044
Just now, Drew said:

Fuck it play the game in the Mud.

That bar scene though...

 

True. I was thinking more along the lines of postponement than slop. 

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#7045
Final top 10 finishers on the year! #LDC25🥇 @TexasLonghorns 🥈 @USC_Athletics 🥉 @GoStanford 4⃣ @GoHeels 5⃣ @UCLAAthletics 6⃣ @Vol_Sports 7⃣ @FloridaGators 8⃣ @OhioStAthletics 9⃣ @OU_Athletics 🔟 @DukeATHLETICS

 

#7046
4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:
Final top 10 finishers on the year! #LDC25🥇 @TexasLonghorns 🥈 @USC_Athletics 🥉 @GoStanford 4⃣ @GoHeels 5⃣ @UCLAAthletics 6⃣ @Vol_Sports 7⃣ @FloridaGators 8⃣ @OhioStAthletics 9⃣ @OU_Athletics 🔟 @DukeATHLETICS

 

What, no aggy!? How dare they not count meat judgin!

#7047
4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:
Final top 10 finishers on the year! #LDC25🥇 @TexasLonghorns 🥈 @USC_Athletics 🥉 @GoStanford 4⃣ @GoHeels 5⃣ @UCLAAthletics 6⃣ @Vol_Sports 7⃣ @FloridaGators 8⃣ @OhioStAthletics 9⃣ @OU_Athletics 🔟 @DukeATHLETICS

 

I wonder if in this era Stanford will continue to slip?

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#7048
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#7049
2 hours ago, Zeus said:
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Maybe Richinthe903 is just trolling for a reaction, but if not he seems like he sucks.

#7050
Just now, 83Horn said:

Maybe Richinthe903 is just trolling for a reaction, but if not he seems like he sucks.

fuck that fucking cocksucker. i  hope he gots fucked with aids. 

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