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25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

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Bingo.  Chief of Staff offers not just Athletic Dept. comp. paid for by sponsors and LHF, but now she'll get additional protection from the Tower.  Just a question now how del Conte can placate her, keep her outta the way.

Women. smh

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CDC running the show makes me feel all warm and fuzzy about UT sports and I haven't felt that way in a long time.

Does anyone know when the plans for the south end zone and new arena will be finalized? I think I remember reading that one of them should be finalized in late August, but I can't remember which one or if that's even accurate.

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hmm. CDC in black and white checks and Herman in gray on picture day. This is eerily reminiscent of the school picture day episode of Leave it to Beaver

14 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Hmm. CDC in black and white checks and Herman in gray on picture day. This is eerily reminiscent of the school picture day episode of Leave it to Beaver

I also see 3 red or pink (faded red?) shirts. You’d think we could pay our coaches enough for them to buy proper fan gear. 

14 hours ago, Tony Soprano said:

Why the hell is Plonsky in that picture?

Heh. I thought that was a dude

 

On 7/2/2018 at 9:28 AM, CooterBrown said:

That's a lot of words so you can overpay someone who is effectively the Office Manager.  

"Hey Chris, can you order some more burnt orange pens? When you're done, go pick up some tacos."

Damn, that's both funny and (if I ever work in some capacity where I get a long ass job title, I will mentally reflect on this post), so it's sad too...

On 5/11/2018 at 2:22 PM, wreckatx said:

That’s so funny. The last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

Was that what caused the brain damage?

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

What a f'n playa. We have a real boss at Belmont folks.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Good thing that I'm not the AD.  My tweeted response would have been:  AYFKM?

Edited by DalTxHornFan

What's that line about not being entrusted to the weak or timid or those allergic to nuts?

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Good thing that I'm not the AD.  My tweeted response would have been:  AYFKM?

You’re nicer than I am. I would have said “Fuck off, douchebag. 100,000 people aren’t going to give in for one. Watch our games from your bubble.”

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

With a name like Sachin you'd figure he wouldn't mind being in the proximity of nuts.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

So, this goober don't want me to eat peanuts at the game I've pad $85/ticket to watch?  Uh.....NO!

7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, this goober don't want me to eat peanuts at the game I've pad $85/ticket to watch?  Uh.....NO!

He don’t. Me think he allergic. 

9 hours ago, miguelito said:

What's that line about not being entrusted to the weak or timid or those allergic to nuts?

You know who's not allergic to nuts...

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, this goober don't want me to eat peanuts at the game I've pad $85/ticket to watch?  Uh.....NO!

I see what you did there, and approve.

Banning peanuts at a football game......eh.

Banning peanuts at a baseball game.....This aggression will not stand, man!

 

All of George Washington Carver's work is being undone.

I never realized that people with nut allergies couldn’t attend sporting events. What a dreadful existence.

 


If he wants to raise a few more bucks...he could do a $2,000 a plate “learn n’ luncheon” on that topic.

I’d be there, and know a bunch of others who would too.


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On 7/2/2018 at 9:36 AM, South Austin said:

Translation -- We can't fire her.

That's it,  You bet your ass that bitch has Allred on all phones as #1.

23 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Sachin Menon = satyanash?

Gonna go buy some peanut M&M's, while I still can.

Also, how big is the nut allergy outdoor minimum exclusion radius?  The whole stadium?  Seems like their sensors have a longer range than even gheydar.

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28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Gonna go buy some peanut M&M's, while I still can.

Also, how big is the nut allergy outdoor minimum exclusion radius?  The whole stadium?  Seems like their sensors have a longer range than even gheydar.

Couldn't these folks just wear a surgical Horns orange mask?

47 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Sachin Menon = satyanash?

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 
Ehh, too positive

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On 7/13/2018 at 8:28 AM, Machinator said:

 

He could use a bigger boat, err sign.

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

If CDC cant fire his landscaper, how in hell can we trust him to clean out Bellmont?

Maybe Chris Plonsky is his landscaper.

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Maybe Chris Plonsky is his landscaper.

Where’s the Taco Bell ad 

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