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17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

We need a bubble boy section

And we will call it "The Moops" 

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11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Those unis are so clean. Much better than the crap jerseys that Nike "revamped" for us this year.

 

 

 

On 7/17/2018 at 4:17 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Nah, bush is still too trim for that. 

did someone say trimmed bush

2 hours ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

pretty good sign that we're getting our color back

Jesus our new uniforms are candied up dogshit. VY would not be pleased.

14 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

Jesus our new uniforms are candied up dogshit. VY would not be pleased.

I love how the difference between the uniforms that we want and the uniforms that we have, yet hate is pretty minuscule (compared to the uniform changes other teams undergo literally from game to game).  This is Texas. There’s only one way to do it, the right way. 

 

Wonder what would happen if CDC came in and announced diamond plate, matte black helmets, oversized cartoon Bevo on the helmets and other such nonsense?  

But yeah, it bottles the mind.  Uniform guys got one job, get the color right. 

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25 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I love how the difference between the uniforms that we want and the uniforms that we have, yet hate is pretty minuscule (compared to the uniform changes other teams undergo literally from game to game).  This is Texas. There’s only one way to do it, the right way. 

 

Wonder what would happen if CDC came in and announced diamond plate, matte black helmets, oversized cartoon Bevo on the helmets and other such nonsense?  

But yeah, it bottles the mind.  Uniform guys got one job, get the color right. 

This reminds me of other forms of corporate stupidity. I once sat in an hour meeting in a fortune 50 organization while the marketing department talked about a 6 month project that concluded in changing the font ever so slightly for the corporate logo. How it conveyed this and that. I walked out marveling at the minutia that justifies these dipshits being on staff.

/end rant

Glad he and Tom support LJH.  Hope longhorn football loses its ass just like the NFL is.  I’m done.  Fuck this team and the pussy crybaby losers that play for it.  

4 hours ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

pretty good sign that we're getting our color back

How do you old men not realize that there’s a filter on the right?

4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Glad he and Tom support LJH.  Hope longhorn football loses its ass just like the NFL is.  I’m done.  Fuck this team and the pussy crybaby losers that play for it.  

You might want to try drinking something other than Sterno.

What did I miss?  Did LJH do something or is this bath salts talking?

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What did I miss?  Did LJH do something or is this bath salts talking?

LJH posted a politically charged poem to social media, and some folk can't handle having anyone disagree with them.

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What did I miss?  Did LJH do something or is this bath salts talking?

He compared NCAA athletes to slaves and called Trump a white supremacist 

46 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Glad he and Tom support LJH.  Hope longhorn football loses its ass just like the NFL is.  I’m done.  Fuck this team and the pussy crybaby losers that play for it.  

So you’re taking your toys and going home because one player posts something on social media you don’t like that I believe was part of a class project. You know that whole student part of being a student athlete. Or was it that his coach and AD didn’t admonish him for having an opinion you disagree with? And lolz at the NFL losing its ass. Yeah those billions have all dried up from the thousands who stopped watching. Never mind the NFL still had the highest ratings of any broadcast TV this TV season.

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47 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Glad he and Tom support LJH.  Hope longhorn football loses its ass just like the NFL is.  I’m done.  Fuck this team and the pussy crybaby losers that play for it.  

Good God.  Overreact much? If you are going to quit on the Horns over something so trivial, good riddance.  You were a pussy fan to begin with.

50 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Glad he and Tom support LJH.  Hope longhorn football loses its ass just like the NFL is.  I’m done.  Fuck this team and the pussy crybaby losers that play for it.  

Is this some sort of performative irony?

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

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I don't have a problem with it.  The NCAA = slavers bit is retarded, but everyone has the right to their preferred brand of stupid.

1 minute ago, TriStone said:

I don't have a problem with it.  The NCAA = slavers bit is retarded, but everyone has the right to their preferred brand of stupid.

It’s much more like endentured servitude.  

38 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Not to CR this thread up but I don’t see a lie...

Seems like a pretty dumb thing to get upset over.

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did he post his grade?  What isEF316M anyway?

I don't know what the "f" is doing there, but it's an American literature course.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s much more like endentured servitude.  

No, not really.  Lil'Jordan is free to walk away from college football whenever he wants.

Oh man...a college student exploring/formulating his societal and political thoughts and ideas - this is seriously a huge problem and damn-near unheard-of. 

18 minutes ago, Nope said:

Not to CR this thread up but I don’t see a lie...

Seems like a pretty dumb thing to get upset over.

I guess I wouldn’t say “lie” but unless I remember history differently than LJH, the slavery I learned about wasn’t optional and there weren’t tens of thousands of young men who would gladly take his spot if he vacated it. I would describe it as a very tough internship that works out very well for the employer, but where very few of the interns end up getting a job. 

Doesnt matter. I’m a LJH fan and he’s got a right to his opinion and views 

1 minute ago, Tony Soprano said:

Yeah never mind the fact that nothing he said makes any sense. 

Whether it is accurate or not is a topic for another forum, but given that it is easy to understand what he is trying to say, your invective is clearly wrong.

With a high profile program such as this the fact that the color is wrong is no accident. Someone wants us to go away from burnt orange and trend towards bright orange. Who is this idiot?



With a high profile program such as this the fact that the color is wrong is no accident. Someone wants us to go away from burnt orange and trend towards bright orange. Who is this idiot?


Probably the kids they recruit and the kids who play for Texas.
8 minutes ago, Dewey said:


 

 


Probably the kids they recruit and the kids who play for Texas.

 

They probably want matte black diamond plate too. That’s why the pride and tradition  of the Texas Longhorns should not be entrusted to millennials. 

Hey look, if the blacks don't like this gig called football, fucking quit!  You are not a slave.  Get a degree somewhere and a job like the rest of us do!  JFC!

59 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I don't know what the "f" is doing there, but it's an American literature course.

F stands for first summer session S for second. 

13 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Well THIS has escalated quickly...

Lol. Indeed 

CDC seems like the “cool” bass playing dean on the episode of the Simpsons where Homer went back to college.  He’s probably down for a jam session or just playing so hacky sack. 

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11 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

CDC seems like the “cool” bass playing dean on the episode of the Simpsons where Homer went back to college.  He’s probably down for a jam session or just playing so hacky sack. 

Funny you should say that.

 

BC in Rio, very nice! 

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4 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Doesn’t Grant Pinkerton have a BBQ restaurant? 

Yep

1 hour ago, Tony Soprano said:

Yeah never mind the fact that nothing he said makes any sense. 

Are you trying to fact check poetry, or his opinion, or both?

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