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Just now, Red Five said:

We as a fanbase have an enormous collective case of blueballs right now. Look at all of you, about to tear each other apart.

No, we're about to tear one dipshit troll apart. The rest of us are perfectly in alignment. 

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7 minutes ago, Artie Fatso said:

Oh I get it - athletics wasn't involved...you might consider they did not bulldoze Memorial stadium 

This might be the oddest comment yet.  They did not bulldoze DKR because it was not adjacent to the Medical School and most importantly, because building a new football stadium would cost a hell of a lot more than building a new basketball stadium.

I have no idea what you are getting at with this comment.  What conspiracy do you think bulldozing the basketball stadium over the football stadium confirms?

Just now, closetojumping said:

You have me pegged. I'm a sycophant for Belmont and you've uncovered it for all to see.

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4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You have backed yourself into some really weird corners on this thread.  As examples, you think:

  • There should be no luxury seating options at DKR, because rich people should not have any "rights" that "Joe Fan" does not.
  • There should be no alcohol sold at DKR because "some people" don't like to "hang out with drunks"
  • There should be no tailgating before DKR games because UT did well "for 100 years" before tailgates existed.  [This statement is almost certainly false.]
  • We should not pay coaches millions of dollars (and, presumably, they should work for free, right?), because we paid Mack a lot of money and he only won two conference titles.

Any more hot takes, Friedrich Engels?

Well, I do have history on my side. Before all your fun changes to game day and budgeting Texas did fine...In the twenty one years prior to the period I have referenced, Texas had six conference titles, played for a national title and everyone had a good time - not just those like yourself who gambled and lost....

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

This might be the oddest comment yet.  They did not bulldoze DKR because it was not adjacent to the Medical School and most importantly, because building a new football stadium would cost a hell of a lot more than building a new basketball stadium.

I have no idea what you are getting at with this comment.  What conspiracy do you think bulldozing the basketball stadium over the football stadium confirms?

The university makes decisions on what goes where. trust me - they didn't build the medical school where it is in order to move things back to Gregory Gymnasium. Athletics was at the table and they had a big say in what it would mean for the forty year old Drum to be demolished. Huge waste of taxpayer money...

1 minute ago, Artie Fatso said:

Well, I do have history on my side. Before all your fun changes to game day and budgeting Texas did fine...In the twenty one years prior to the period I have referenced, Texas had six conference titles, played for a national title and everyone had a good time - not just those like yourself who gambled and lost....

You have to realize that the times have changed since then right?  How many football championships have been won by programs who are not paying their coaches competitively and/or have no luxury boxes or tailgating?

1 minute ago, Artie Fatso said:

The university makes decisions on what goes where. trust me - they didn't build the medical school where it is in order to move things back to Gregory Gymnasium. Athletics was at the table and they had a big say in what it would mean for the forty year old Drum to be demolished. Huge waste of taxpayer money...

And you think that bulldozing the football stadium and putting the Medical School there would have saved the taxpayers some of this money?

2 minutes ago, Artie Fatso said:

Well, I do have history on my side. Before all your fun changes to game day and budgeting Texas did fine...In the twenty one years prior to the period I have referenced, Texas had six conference titles, played for a national title and everyone had a good time - not just those like yourself who gambled and lost....

Proposed terms of the bet:

We dig up DKR and dress him in a blue windbreaker, Weekend At Bernie's Style.  We hire his corpse as our head coach and pay him $58,000/year.  If he can win three conference titles in 16 years, I will give you $1,000,000 and never drink alcohol again.  If he does not win three conference titles, you give me $1,000,000 and have to get blackout drunk every night for the rest of your life.

Deal?

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We as a fanbase have an enormous collective case of blueballs right now. Look at all of you, about to tear each other apart.

Meh, just one guy.

Lose tomorrow, and then all that will commence. 

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Since you're obviously not rich and are just "Joe Fan," I am extremely confident that you can't actually pull off the execution of this bet.  Nevertheless, I hereby accept your bet.  Please name your price.

Thats deep...

Just now, Artie Fatso said:

Thats deep...

Scroll down, bitch.  I've got terms for your impoverished ass.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Proposed terms of the bet:

We dig up DKR and dress him in a blue windbreaker, Weekend At Bernie's Style.  We hire his corpse as our head coach and pay him $58,000/year.  If he can win three conference titles in 16 years, I will give you $1,000,000 and never drink alcohol again.  If he does not win three conference titles, you give me $1,000,000 and have to get blackout drunk every night for the rest of your life.

Deal?

Deal...of course I was there the night they drove Royal out of his job...I don't think his corpse would cooperate...maybe we should get Mackovic...he already won three.

Just now, Artie Fatso said:

Deal...of course I was there the night they drove Royal out of his job...I don't think his corpse would cooperate...maybe we should get Mackovic...he already won three.

You can't say "deal" and then change the terms of the deal, you fuckwagon.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

You can't say "deal" and then change the terms of the deal, you fuckwagon.

Such a potty mouth...that doesn't blend well with psychosis. I can see you are frustrated. Here's a real bet - Texas 56 - Maryland 17

Just now, Artie Fatso said:

Such a potty mouth...that doesn't blend well with psychosis. I can see you are frustrated. Here's a real bet - Texas 56 - Maryland 17

Pussy.

Take a deep breath - lots of folks don't like hanging out with drunks. Maybe...just maybe, we could all be sober for the game, though I admit that is difficult given the product. 
I like getting drunk. Got drunk last night. Probably will tonight and definitely tomorrow.
1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Pussy.

Give the dayroom laptop back to the nice orderly and come in from the mushroom patch.

We should be able to buy more negs cause I already used all of mine on this fuck.

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2 minutes ago, Artie Fatso said:

Such a potty mouth...that doesn't blend well with psychosis. I can see you are frustrated. Here's a real bet - Texas 56 - Maryland 17

How is Texas supposed to score 56 points and keep Maryland to 17, when we're paying Herman $5 million a year?  Isn't all the money guaranteed to make him ineffectual as a coach? 

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This thread is fucking bringing it this afternoon.

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

How is Texas supposed to score 56 points and keep Maryland to 17, when we're paying Herman $5 million a year?  Isn't all the money guaranteed to make him ineffectual as a coach? 

It should be much worse...must I spoon feed you continuously? Those self imposed limitations you use are a bigger problem than CDC...

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Just now, Artie Fatso said:

It should be much worse...must I spooned you continuously? Those self imposed limitations you use are a bigger problem than CDC...

Please do not spooned me continuously.  I would hate to spill any alcohol on you.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This thread is fucking bringing it this afternoon.

Oh yes, the same strident posters who were in meltdown about CDC calling Aggy to renew the rivalry are now in a panic to prop him up and give him a chance...

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I'm starting to think Artie Fatso might be a Russian bot.

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25 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

You have to realize that the times have changed since then right?  How many football championships have been won by programs who are not paying their coaches competitively and/or have no luxury boxes or tailgating?

Basically none since the early to mid 1990's, if I guessed, between McCarthy at Colorado in 1990 & Osborne at Nebraska in 1994, after that things really escalated by the time we get to the early to mid 2000's when the XII won national titles as a conference...

6 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Basically none since the early to mid 1990's, if I guessed, between McCarthy at Colorado in 1990 & Osborne at Nebraska in 1994, after that things really escalated by the time we get to the early to mid 2000's when the XII won national titles as a conference...

McCartney...

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27 minutes ago, Artie Fatso said:

Oh yes, the same strident posters who were in meltdown about CDC calling Aggy to renew the rivalry are now in a panic to prop him up and give him a chance...

Keep it up Artie and you’ll have to make a new account called Fartie Asshole 

Just now, PatSolitanojr said:

Keep it up Artie and you’ll have to make a new account called Fartie Asshole 

I guess if you can't argue reality, you can always make threats....go ahead, point out which part of thetas post was inaccurate.

He gone. I didn't even get to use all my negs...

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Or does he get to keep posting so long as he doesn't log off?

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Just now, rickyspub said:

He gone. I didn't even get to use all my negs...

Save your rep for the jubilation/meltdown threads tomorrow.

Just now, BurdineBandit said:

Beat me to it. WTF is happening in here?

Troll be trollin

7 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

The most wholesomely positive thread on the Football board got slorch'd.

God dammit, and I took the over this year.  

Damn, I was wondering what kind of topic added a couple of pages to this thread.

For the record, I'm a not super wealthy drunk so team CDC.

 

That Artie Fatso guy has had one real shitty life. Fuck him.

1 hour ago, Artie Fatso said:

Deal...of course I was there the night they drove Royal out of his job...I don't think his corpse would cooperate...maybe we should get Mackovic...he already won three.

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Damn bro, you went way out there in disrespecting a legend, enjoy the couch this fall Artie...

 

Human sacrifice was necessary to start the season off right. 

It has begun. 

6 hours ago, Artie Fatso said:

I guess if you can't argue reality, you can always make threats....go ahead, point out which part of thetas post was inaccurate.

I’m sorry your parents never hugged you

2 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

Human sacrifice was necessary to start the season off right. 

It has begun. 

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17 hours ago, BERT said:

That Artie Fatso guy has had one real shitty life. Fuck him.

Or just maybe a real shitty bottle of scotch

Has anyone on Twitter asked CDC what he’s going to do to fix this shitshow?

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